MEET BALLERS AT YOUR LOCAL CARWASH....
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A few weeks ago, I went to the car wash, the one on Branch Avenue where
Circuit City used to be, and next to the McDonalds. Anyway, I pull up to the vacuum section. Well, to my right is a HOT BROTHA in a NIIIIICE BMW. Then on the left of me is another brotha in a Benz..
The one in the BMW was CUTE and we made eye contact and he said "hey, how u doing"....I said "fine now that I'm here talking to you".....he smiled. I was looking real cute on this day...couldn't tell me nuffin. But something kept telling me before I even pulled up to the carwash to go home and don't worry about it..but noooo, I had to be hardheaded...
I took the mats out and started vacuuming the floors in the back..then I did the mats. Meanwhile, the guy to my right is checking me out....(cuz u know a sista had to bend ova to get down on the floors n what not.) So, I was finished with the back and threw the nozzle up to the front...rushing because I didn't want the machine to turn off. So I go up to the front passenger side of my car to grab the nozzle so I can vacuum the front. So I grab the nozzle and you ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!!!
I hit myself in the forehead with the nozzle and the only thing I heard was SWISSSHHHHH WOOOOOOOF!!! The dayum nozzle snatched my wig clean off my head!!! I couldn't believe it.... And then on top of that, I had on a pair of old panty hose on my head, the ones with da legs tied in a knot, with da crotch sittin right on top of my head near my forehead...!!!!! Ghetto as hell chile...only because my son has been wearing my wig stockins trying to get waves!!!!
So, I'm in the car just fighting to get my wig back...we were struggling..and the more I fought with that possessed nozzle, the more it sucked my wig in....I'm sweatin, all outta breath...and so finally, the machine cuts off and my wig is halfway lodged in the hose....so i'm mad as hell, hot, sweatin and outta breath, and the same said dude (in the BMW) that I was flirting with came over and was like..."are u ok"....now mind u, I had to get out the car cuz my mats were on the side..and I was SO EMBARRASSED, cuz now I got this stockin cap on my head, and he is trying his hardest not to laugh....but I could see it in his face. I just wanted to crawl under my car....fa real. The only thing I could say was "uh huh..." He said something else, but I just turned my back because I'm standing there holding a nozzle with half a wig stuck in it. I grabbed my wig and just threw it in the car. Lint was everywhere. Meanwhile, now every cute guy in DC wants to pull up.
Don't forget I gotta walk around my car to get in on the drivers side. I was dyin on the inside.
A few weeks ago, I went to the car wash, the one on Branch Avenue where
Circuit City used to be, and next to the McDonalds. Anyway, I pull up to the vacuum section. Well, to my right is a HOT BROTHA in a NIIIIICE BMW. Then on the left of me is another brotha in a Benz..
The one in the BMW was CUTE and we made eye contact and he said "hey, how u doing"....I said "fine now that I'm here talking to you".....he smiled. I was looking real cute on this day...couldn't tell me nuffin. But something kept telling me before I even pulled up to the carwash to go home and don't worry about it..but noooo, I had to be hardheaded...
I took the mats out and started vacuuming the floors in the back..then I did the mats. Meanwhile, the guy to my right is checking me out....(cuz u know a sista had to bend ova to get down on the floors n what not.) So, I was finished with the back and threw the nozzle up to the front...rushing because I didn't want the machine to turn off. So I go up to the front passenger side of my car to grab the nozzle so I can vacuum the front. So I grab the nozzle and you ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!!!
I hit myself in the forehead with the nozzle and the only thing I heard was SWISSSHHHHH WOOOOOOOF!!! The dayum nozzle snatched my wig clean off my head!!! I couldn't believe it.... And then on top of that, I had on a pair of old panty hose on my head, the ones with da legs tied in a knot, with da crotch sittin right on top of my head near my forehead...!!!!! Ghetto as hell chile...only because my son has been wearing my wig stockins trying to get waves!!!!
So, I'm in the car just fighting to get my wig back...we were struggling..and the more I fought with that possessed nozzle, the more it sucked my wig in....I'm sweatin, all outta breath...and so finally, the machine cuts off and my wig is halfway lodged in the hose....so i'm mad as hell, hot, sweatin and outta breath, and the same said dude (in the BMW) that I was flirting with came over and was like..."are u ok"....now mind u, I had to get out the car cuz my mats were on the side..and I was SO EMBARRASSED, cuz now I got this stockin cap on my head, and he is trying his hardest not to laugh....but I could see it in his face. I just wanted to crawl under my car....fa real. The only thing I could say was "uh huh..." He said something else, but I just turned my back because I'm standing there holding a nozzle with half a wig stuck in it. I grabbed my wig and just threw it in the car. Lint was everywhere. Meanwhile, now every cute guy in DC wants to pull up.
Don't forget I gotta walk around my car to get in on the drivers side. I was dyin on the inside.
Tags: ballers, carwash, embarrassing, lol
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Permalink Reply by Goldie Fish on -
omfggggg!!!!!lolololol
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Permalink Reply by tHeOfFiCialLuRKeR on -
LMAO! Should've had more quarters!
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Permalink Reply by Boss/MadamBA on -
LMAO
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Permalink Reply by Siren on -
OMG I am going to kill you...seriously I have tears coming out of my eyes!!!! OMG this is the funniest thing I have read in a long dang time!
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Permalink Reply by Snow Flower on -
LMFAO! Thanks for that! It's true though, I know of a few "ballers" who actually get their cars washed on the same day, at the same time, every week whenever they're in their home city...
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Permalink Reply by $o $oft N $o $weet on -
Girl!! You got me rollin' over here!!! But I'm laughing with you, chica. You'll redeem yourself, TRUST ME!
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Permalink Reply by lucksgirl on -
ROTFLMFAO that is the funniest ish I've read in a long time.
Yes the car wash is the spot, esp. the one in Palisades Park on a day like today.
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Permalink Reply by prettynpink on -
Seriously this was the funniest thing I read in awhile. Thank You I needed this release laugh therapy.
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Permalink Reply by Cookie Pie on -
ROTFLMBAO !!!!! Wow .... OC you are so crazy , no one could have told this story funnier than you !
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Permalink Reply by ChloeAlexis on -
Oh God LMAO!!!!
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