lets play a game.....list some of the most popular and or funny one liners weather a celeb said it, one of ur ratchet family memebers, etc. #leggo


*aint nobody got time for dat*

*a dolla make me holla*

*i know'ed it*

*hoes be like....*

*niggaz be like....*


just to start it off....



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JustMe said:

Get your life...
You ain't bout that life...
Have a seat...

this one will go down in history.....lol

Josh said:

All i want for my birthday is a big booty hoe - 2 Chainz
She got a big booty so i call her big booty - 2 Chainz
You going to jail now - Bus Driver

You picked the wrong team.  You need some help... I'm yo girl.  I can help you---Nene to Sharee

"While you were running your mouth, I was running to the bank … depositing a Trump check!”  "I'm rich, b****" - NeNe Leaks

Oooooh, This b**** is shaking the table - K. Michelle

We're here, but we're not here - Rasheeda

Oh, you tried it~Tamar


Oral transaction~Trini

Don't come for me - Kid Kury


lol I know it's a song line but people use it for everything


no deal - khia

Sheli said:

Don't come for me - Kid Kury



Lawd Geezus it's a firre! LOL im dying over here.


Binders Full of Women - Romney

Honey Boo Boo

dumb.com dumb.org dumb.net

you aint gon send me bac to the strip club steebie

Coochie Crack!

"They're done! They're done! They're done!" - NeNe (when she was talking to Sheree about her teeth).

"Joseline Hernandez, baybeh"- Joseline on LHHATL Cartoon 

"I don't have nothing to do with you, as long as you and that b**** is being a beh-beh...a beh-beh!"-Mimi on LHHAT Cartoon

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