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my best friend has a rancid cooch .
I have always noticed an odor coming from my bestie since the early days when we first met. Being young, i assumed that it was her natural scent and i just felt bad that she was cursed with a badly behaved twat. i never said a word.
As we grew older and completed high school, we went our separate ways but with social media and texting we never skipped a beat. We see each other here and there and recently, I invited her to a sporting event with me for a girls night out and we really had a great time. During a bathroom break though - we shared a stall and did hair & makeup sprucing-she used the bathroom, and i noticed a creeping ass smell.... RAW, RANCID, COOCH ! .... I died ! i know she smelled that shiddd & I couldn't believe a grown 20+ year old woman, would leave the house with a lingering scent.
i went to the game with a game plan .. straight tunnel vision checking for ballers ONLY. But i left that s*** in the dust cuz i refuse to roll with a rancid coochie in my circle.
At the end of the game she went home with a scrub she met on the walk out of the arena and she more than likely gave up the spoiled goods.
I guess my question is, should i have a b**** your cooch needs a doctor sister to sister talk with her?
EDIT: To the people who don't consider me a "real" friend, i ask, is her mother not her real mom? Is her father not her real father? What about her past boyfriends? & the numerous other females in her family? im more than positive that they have been offended by her odor more times than not. Why am i the fawked up individual? Im the oldest of 3 sisters and trust if one of us was a little funky growing up we'd say so- we have that kind of relationship. But to tell your friend she has a smelly lady part is just awkward. you bishes kill me.
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Permalink Reply by MS. UCAN NEVA GET ENUFF!! on -
My sister say one of our older friends has a fishy problem. Ive never smelled her, but my cuz and sis say its terrible. A guy she dated told my sis or cuz, cant remember, that they needed to tell her that her fish was raw. Shes had a baby since so Im confused as how she can still have this problem...its been MORE than 10 years since it was first noted. I dont know how she cant smell it.
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Permalink Reply by Nu Kardashian on -
i read an article some time ago that stated that some people have a difficulty smelling their own body odor. maybe that was some real ish . Cuz lawd that's an offensive odor .
MS. UCAN NEVA GET ENUFF!! said:My sister say one of our older friends has a fishy problem. Ive never smelled her, but my cuz and sis say its terrible. A guy she dated told my sis or cuz, cant remember, that they needed to tell her that her fish was raw. Shes had a baby since so Im confused as how she can still have this problem...its been MORE than 10 years since it was first noted. I dont know how she cant smell it.
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Permalink Reply by AllyNWonderland on -
My momma always told me, your nose is closer to your coochie then anybody else...so you can smell yourself before anybody....as soon as I became a woman my mom taught me about natural cleanses and the use of norforms. She probably douches too much and it's created an odor. What a lot of chicks don't know is that douching excessively causes bacteria to grow and creates smells. If she douches more then once a month then she has a problem...tell her nicely...But tell her
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Permalink Reply by marissa taylor on -
believe me ... we i need to shower ... i am the first one to smell myself ... i am sure she knows ...but you are her friend ... i think u should bring it up in a manner where her feelings aren't hurt .... that way she will be thankful .
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Permalink Reply by Nu Kardashian on
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you taught me something Ally because i have never heard of norfoams. maybe ill buy some and ask her if she wants to try them out with me.
AllyNWonderland said:My momma always told me, your nose is closer to your coochie then anybody else...so you can smell yourself before anybody....as soon as I became a woman my mom taught me about natural cleanses and the use of norforms. She probably douches too much and it's created an odor. What a lot of chicks don't know is that douching excessively causes bacteria to grow and creates smells. If she douches more then once a month then she has a problem...tell her nicely...But tell her
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Permalink Reply by Tracy on -
money hungry - Have the talk with her MINUS Norform. Reason being, there is a definite cause for the odor and Norforms will only mask the problem. She needs to see a good gyno and get checked out thoroughly. She truly may not be able to smell herself. When most women eat asparagus it makes your cooch smell. A recent study shows that those that dont smell it don't necessarily not smell but for whatever reason they cant tell they smell.
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Permalink Reply by CCD is Workin on a baller 4 she on -
+1, do it as soon as you can screw up your courage. Her friends, coworkers, family, husband to be, etc will thank you.
Tracy said:money hungry - Have the talk with her MINUS Norform. Reason being, there is a definite cause for the odor and Norforms will only mask the problem. She needs to see a good gyno and get checked out thoroughly. She truly may not be able to smell herself. When most women eat asparagus it makes your cooch smell. A recent study shows that those that dont smell it don't necessarily not smell but for whatever reason they cant tell they smell.
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Permalink Reply by Skytz0100 on -
Are you sure @Tracy or is that just some old-wives tale? I had not heard this before. I mean I don't eat asparagus anyway but I sure wont be after this post! Ewwwww
Tracy said:money hungry - Have the talk with her MINUS Norform. Reason being, there is a definite cause for the odor and Norforms will only mask the problem. She needs to see a good gyno and get checked out thoroughly. She truly may not be able to smell herself. When most women eat asparagus it makes your cooch smell. A recent study shows that those that dont smell it don't necessarily not smell but for whatever reason they cant tell they smell.
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Permalink Reply by Skytz0100 on
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How do you tell a friend that she smells. There is no right way to do that, either way it goes she is going to get pissed. I just stay away from folks or try to avoid going to places or doing things that require shorts or for me to use the bathroom behind anyone.
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Permalink Reply by University of Smitty on -
Here we go again...............the cooch is self cleaning, ladies. It has the perfect balance of organisms to prevent infection. When your balance is off, infections occur. All that over the counter drug store mess (norforms, douches and whatnots) disrupts your natural balance and makes you MORE susceptible to infection. If your girl smells advise her to go to a DOCTOR, not a drug store.
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Permalink Reply by Lonelygirl on -
+1
The drug store items are actually not good, esp those washes. She def needs a doctor.
University of Smitty said:
Here we go again...............the cooch is self cleaning, ladies. It has the perfect balance of organisms to prevent infection. When your balance is off, infections occur. All that over the counter drug store mess (norforms, douches and whatnots) disrupts your natural balance and makes you MORE susceptible to infection. If your girl smells advise her to go to a DOCTOR, not a drug store.
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