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my best friend has a rancid cooch .
I have always noticed an odor coming from my bestie since the early days when we first met. Being young, i assumed that it was her natural scent and i just felt bad that she was cursed with a badly behaved twat. i never said a word.
As we grew older and completed high school, we went our separate ways but with social media and texting we never skipped a beat. We see each other here and there and recently, I invited her to a sporting event with me for a girls night out and we really had a great time. During a bathroom break though - we shared a stall and did hair & makeup sprucing-she used the bathroom, and i noticed a creeping ass smell.... RAW, RANCID, COOCH ! .... I died ! i know she smelled that shiddd & I couldn't believe a grown 20+ year old woman, would leave the house with a lingering scent.
i went to the game with a game plan .. straight tunnel vision checking for ballers ONLY. But i left that s*** in the dust cuz i refuse to roll with a rancid coochie in my circle.
At the end of the game she went home with a scrub she met on the walk out of the arena and she more than likely gave up the spoiled goods.
I guess my question is, should i have a b**** your cooch needs a doctor sister to sister talk with her?
EDIT: To the people who don't consider me a "real" friend, i ask, is her mother not her real mom? Is her father not her real father? What about her past boyfriends? & the numerous other females in her family? im more than positive that they have been offended by her odor more times than not. Why am i the fawked up individual? Im the oldest of 3 sisters and trust if one of us was a little funky growing up we'd say so- we have that kind of relationship. But to tell your friend she has a smelly lady part is just awkward. you bishes kill me.
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Permalink Reply by University of Smitty on -
*DEAD*
DJ - A.K.A - DON_JUAN said:my co-worker has one as well...im bout to tell her cuz it just follows her whereever she goes...she can step in my area for 2 seconds and u will be like goddamn!! it a mixture of stank p****, feet and onions with a lil toe jam mixed in. smh
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Permalink Reply by SACK CHASER on -
*dies next to Smitty*
University of Smitty said:*DEAD*
DJ - A.K.A - DON_JUAN said:my co-worker has one as well...im bout to tell her cuz it just follows her whereever she goes...she can step in my area for 2 seconds and u will be like goddamn!! it a mixture of stank p****, feet and onions with a lil toe jam mixed in. smh
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Permalink Reply by Skytz0100 on -
LOL, I never ate asparagus but I sure won't now!
Label et Fringe said:NOOOOO!!! I was going to make fried asparagus, but not if my cooch is going to stink!!!
Tracy said:money hungry - Have the talk with her MINUS Norform. Reason being, there is a definite cause for the odor and Norforms will only mask the problem. She needs to see a good gyno and get checked out thoroughly. She truly may not be able to smell herself. When most women eat asparagus it makes your cooch smell. A recent study shows that those that dont smell it don't necessarily not smell but for whatever reason they cant tell they smell.
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Permalink Reply by DJ - A.K.A - DON_JUAN on -
i die a lil bit more everytime i smell that s***. i hold my breathe when i walk past her not to smell her scent. lol damn that s*** there aint no joke. she needs to get her s*** removed. if it smells like that with clothes on, when them hoes off and them legs spread man, it will probably make yo skin crawl.
SACK CHASER said:*dies next to Smitty*
University of Smitty said:*DEAD*
DJ - A.K.A - DON_JUAN said:my co-worker has one as well...im bout to tell her cuz it just follows her whereever she goes...she can step in my area for 2 seconds and u will be like goddamn!! it a mixture of stank p****, feet and onions with a lil toe jam mixed in. smh
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Permalink Reply by University of Smitty on
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DAMN!!! It seems like she should be able to collect disability for that
DJ - A.K.A - DON_JUAN said:i die a lil bit more everytime i smell that s***. i hold my breathe when i walk past her not to smell her scent. lol damn that s*** there aint no joke. she needs to get her s*** removed. if it smells like that with clothes on, when them hoes off and them legs spread man, it will probably make yo skin crawl.
SACK CHASER said:*dies next to Smitty*
University of Smitty said:*DEAD*
DJ - A.K.A - DON_JUAN said:my co-worker has one as well...im bout to tell her cuz it just follows her whereever she goes...she can step in my area for 2 seconds and u will be like goddamn!! it a mixture of stank p****, feet and onions with a lil toe jam mixed in. smh
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Permalink Reply by DJ - A.K.A - DON_JUAN on
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lol ikr
University of Smitty said:DAMN!!! It seems like she should be able to collect disability for that
DJ - A.K.A - DON_JUAN said:i die a lil bit more everytime i smell that s***. i hold my breathe when i walk past her not to smell her scent. lol damn that s*** there aint no joke. she needs to get her s*** removed. if it smells like that with clothes on, when them hoes off and them legs spread man, it will probably make yo skin crawl. SACK CHASER said:
*dies next to Smitty* University of Smitty said:*DEAD* DJ - A.K.A - DON_JUAN said:
my co-worker has one as well...im bout to tell her cuz it just follows her whereever she goes...she can step in my area for 2 seconds and u will be like goddamn!! it a mixture of stank p****, feet and onions with a lil toe jam mixed in. smh
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Permalink Reply by OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE on -
lol, let HR do it or she might say you wanted that hahaha
DJ - A.K.A - DON_JUAN said:lol ikr
University of Smitty said:DAMN!!! It seems like she should be able to collect disability for that
DJ - A.K.A - DON_JUAN said:i die a lil bit more everytime i smell that s***. i hold my breathe when i walk past her not to smell her scent. lol damn that s*** there aint no joke. she needs to get her s*** removed. if it smells like that with clothes on, when them hoes off and them legs spread man, it will probably make yo skin crawl. SACK CHASER said:
*dies next to Smitty* University of Smitty said:*DEAD* DJ - A.K.A - DON_JUAN said:
my co-worker has one as well...im bout to tell her cuz it just follows her whereever she goes...she can step in my area for 2 seconds and u will be like goddamn!! it a mixture of stank p****, feet and onions with a lil toe jam mixed in. smh
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Permalink Reply by SACK CHASER on
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Tall some fools!!!! *falls back in casket*
DJ - A.K.A - DON_JUAN said:lol ikr
University of Smitty said:DAMN!!! It seems like she should be able to collect disability for that DJ - A.K.A - DON_JUAN said:
i die a lil bit more everytime i smell that s***. i hold my breathe when i walk past her not to smell her scent. lol damn that s*** there aint no joke. she needs to get her s*** removed. if it smells like that with clothes on, when them hoes off and them legs spread man, it will probably make yo skin crawl. SACK CHASER said:
*dies next to Smitty* University of Smitty said:*DEAD* DJ - A.K.A - DON_JUAN said:
my co-worker has one as well...im bout to tell her cuz it just follows her whereever she goes...she can step in my area for 2 seconds and u will be like goddamn!! it a mixture of stank p****, feet and onions with a lil toe jam mixed in. smh
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Permalink Reply by darnell nelson on -
Hall women kill me,......hangs head in shame,......for what?!!!!!!tell Ms Fish-dead-in-my-twat" that she needs to clean her puzzy,......point blank,....blank stare as I would say it too,...that's why every straight gilr needs at least one gay male friend, we WOULD Not let this chic walk around town, killing small animals with her Puzzy fumes!!!! I'm sorry, but I got friends that would hand her a bar of soap, summer's eve,.....and head her straight the nearest place that had running water,....maybe even watched her,...to make sure she did the job!!!! Truth hurts,....but will save others,....
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Permalink Reply by Honeycoated on
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Chiiiiile! +1 I would do all this!
And LMAO @ the bolded part!
darnell nelson said:Hall women kill me,......hangs head in shame,......for what?!!!!!!tell Ms Fish-dead-in-my-twat" that she needs to clean her puzzy,......point blank,....blank stare as I would say it too,...that's why every straight gilr needs at least one gay male friend, we WOULD Not let this chic walk around town, killing small animals with her Puzzy fumes!!!! I'm sorry, but I got friends that would hand her a bar of soap, summer's eve,.....and head her straight the nearest place that had running water,....maybe even watched her,...to make sure she did the job!!!! Truth hurts,....but will save others,....
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Permalink Reply by Inez Green on -
I agree,.. You should/should have told her
Mochacashmere said:Friends don't let friends have stank cooch. Tell her gently.
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Permalink Reply by AmbiguousGroupie on
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Like Diamond Williams said, the smell is a result of the balance of acid and alkaline in the vagina. To get the pH going in the other direction, you can go to the drug store and buy empty gel caps. They also sell Boric Acid in powder form. Make a suppository scooping up the powder into both sides of the gel cap and insert overnight. There is also a brand called rePhresh which sells supplements that you can take each day and tampons to help during that time of the day. I think you can just say you found this trick online that you use to make your p**** smell sweeter. Chances are she knows she has a problem and she has tried a bunch of things, but very few things work.
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