I have always noticed an odor coming from my bestie since the early days when we first met. Being young, i assumed that it was her natural scent and i just felt bad that she was cursed with a badly behaved twat. i never said a word.

As we grew older and completed high school, we went our separate ways but with social media and texting we never skipped a beat. We see each other here and there and recently, I invited her to a sporting event with me for a girls night out and we really had a great time. During a bathroom break though - we shared a stall and did hair & makeup sprucing-she used the bathroom, and i noticed a creeping ass smell.... RAW, RANCID, COOCH ! .... I died ! i know she smelled that shiddd & I couldn't believe a grown 20+ year old woman, would leave the house with a lingering scent.

i went to the game with a game plan .. straight tunnel vision checking for ballers ONLY. But i left that s*** in the dust cuz i refuse to roll with a rancid coochie in my circle.

At the end of the game she went home with a scrub she met on the walk out of the arena and she more than likely gave up the spoiled goods. 

I guess my question is, should i have a b**** your cooch needs a doctor sister to sister talk with her?

EDIT: To the people who don't consider me a "real" friend, i ask, is her mother not her real mom? Is her father not her real father? What about her past boyfriends? & the numerous other females in her family? im more than positive that they have been offended by her odor more times than not. Why am i the fawked up individual? Im the oldest of 3 sisters and trust if one of us was a little funky growing up we'd say so- we have that kind of relationship. But to tell your friend she has a smelly lady part is just awkward. you bishes kill me.

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Lol who is this really

im a concerned sister girl, Tone! lol

Tone said:

Lol who is this really

Friends don't let friends have stank cooch. Tell her gently.

i guess we can have a gentle conversation over a bottle or two of wine.

Mochacashmere said:

Friends don't let friends have stank cooch. Tell her gently.

If you were a friend you would tell her...

You may want to suggest she see a doctor. She could have some type of infection.

This will be the most awkward conversation i have ever had in my entire life. BUT i will put my big girl panties on and i will have a talk with her ! she is my best friend and i dont wanna leave her out there like that

Thanks old spice i will try my best !

OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE said:

Advise her so see a doctor, she may need to cut out dairy products (milk ,cheese from her diet), teach her to clean her couch (if she'll let you, lol).

I'm not gonna lie as much as I'm a "say it to her face" kind of girl, I would probably send off an anonymous email telling her about the issue. Then when she called me to vent about "this b******* hater ass email" I'd cop an attitude at first (to throw off suspicion)  then turn around and play devils advocate like "well has your gyno ever mentioned any thing...summers eve washes always keep my fresh girl lol, etc."

SN: I had a friend in hs who had a similar issue. We were in the computer lab and she leaned over to show me something and I lie to you not the smell that hit me was like a fillet-o-fish soaked in trash juice that got left out in the sun for a few days. Fine i'll ignore it right ...wrong! What really did it for me was that the sexy guy sitting next to me smelled it too, gave me a look and promptly moved his seat. The next day I definitely snuck the full line of summers eve products into her gym locker wash, douche, wipes and spray.  *hangs head in shame but I had to stop the madness* 

* you just had me literally rolling on the floor cracking up*

Its really an uncomfortable conversation to have with your grown ass bff, and i think that if i told her flat out our friendship would NEVER be the same.. i love the advice you just gave me i will definitely take heed.

McKenna Hylton said:

I'm not gonna lie as much as I'm a "say it to her face" kind of girl, I would probably send off an anonymous email telling her about the issue. Then when she called me to vent about "this b******* hater ass email" I'd cop an attitude at first (to throw off suspicion)  then turn around and play devils advocate like "well has your gyno ever mentioned any thing...summers eve washes always keep my fresh girl lol, etc."

SN: I had a friend in hs who had a similar issue. We were in the computer lab and she leaned over to show me something and I lie to you not the smell that hit me was like a fillet-o-fish soaked in trash juice that got left out in the sun for a few days. Fine i'll ignore it right ...wrong! What really did it for me was that the sexy guy sitting next to me smelled it too, gave me a look and promptly moved his seat. The next day I definitely snuck the full line of summers eve products into her gym locker wash, douche, wipes and spray.  *hangs head in shame but I had to stop the madness* 

My sister say one of our older friends has a fishy problem.  Ive never smelled her, but my cuz and sis say its terrible.  A guy she dated told my sis or cuz, cant remember, that they needed to tell her that her fish was raw.  Shes had a baby since so Im confused as how she can still have this problem...its been MORE than 10 years since it was first noted.  I dont know how she cant smell it.

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