Not Enough Penis...

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Permalink Reply by Denise on July 9, 2009 at 11:58am

LMAO!!!!!!!! Well then nigga......keep it pushin'

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Permalink Reply by Sheli on July 9, 2009 at 12:03pm

LOL, I don't know how you should take that, but I definetly would not refer to my coochie as the Pacific Ocean, that there is over 69 million sq miles many men have gotten lost in there, I mean entire ships of men (not a good look). Or hell maybe it is a good thing, Hell men brag about having a big Ding-a-Ling, so yeah be proud of your big coochie...LOL, But knowing the male Ego, he prolly has a small penis but he, he wasn't saying his penis is small, but that your coochie is too big or loose--You have kicked him in the throat him for that. j/p Never experienced this so IDK....sorry

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Permalink Reply by Tab on July 9, 2009 at 12:12pm

Shhiiiit! I better not hear that. I take pride in being tight. I'll be doing coochie crunches in my sleep. That's not a compliment. Comparing your coochie to the Pacific Ocean is not a good look. He is saying you don't have any walls. I don't know if you do your coochie crunches, but if you do,add more. You should be able to clank,clank, clamp down on it. lol. Do you have any children?

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Permalink Reply by L0vie D0vie on July 9, 2009 at 12:38pm

Nah Mami, sounds like you may need to add kegels to your excercise routine! Lmao!

How "small" is he?

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Permalink Reply by Tab on July 9, 2009 at 12:39pm

4inches soft, 9 inches hard. lol. She posted it in the big little penis thread. lol

L0vie D0vie said:

Nah Mami, sounds like you may need to add kegels to your excercise routine! Lmao!

How "small" is he?

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Permalink Reply by Tab on July 9, 2009 at 12:42pm

I have a friend that is saying she is gonna have the surgery to tighten her back up, so that she could
compete with the young girls, lmao. I told her she could avoid all of that and just do kegels... She was acting like I was speaking Chinese. That's too extreme. I told her if she fixed herself, she would enjoy sex. She is one of those females that keep having sex and not getting anything from it. Now she wants to go under the knife for some random ninjas.

L0vie D0vie said:

Nah Mami, sounds like you may need to add kegels to your excercise routine! Lmao!

How "small" is he?

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Permalink Reply by Sheli on July 9, 2009 at 12:45pm

Wait a damn minute...is 6 inches of growth normal? That's like pushing that lil' button on the bottom of the stapler and it expands/flips out so you can staple t the wall....Let me go borrow a ruler so I can picture this properly....I'll be back... TBC

Tab said:

3inches soft, 9 inches hard. lol. She posted it in the big little penis thread. lol

L0vie D0vie said:

Nah Mami, sounds like you may need to add kegels to your excercise routine! Lmao!

How "small" is he?

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Permalink Reply by Siren on July 9, 2009 at 12:47pm

LMAO! I so totally agree and I am obsessed with it...I already aske my gyno does havng a baby wreck it? He said it depepnds and told me to keep with kegels...I told him if and when I have kids and my box ain't right I am coming for vaginal rejuvanation surgery!

Tab said:

Shhiiiit! I better not hear that. I take pride in being tight. I'll be doing coochie crunches in my sleep. That's not a compliment. Comparing your coochie to the Pacific Ocean is not a good look. He is saying you don't have any walls. I don't know if you do your coochie crunches, but if you do,add more. You should be able to clank,clank, clamp down on it. lol. Do you have any children?

Tab said:

Shhiiiit! I better not hear that. I take pride in being tight. I'll be doing coochie crunches in my sleep. That's not a compliment. Comparing your coochie to the Pacific Ocean is not a good look. He is saying you don't have any walls. I don't know if you do your coochie crunches, but if you do,add more. You should be able to clank,clank, clamp down on it. lol. Do you have any children?

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Permalink Reply by Tab on July 9, 2009 at 12:47pm

lmao, I thought the same. But I misprinted, it's 4 inches soft. It's 5 inches growth. lol But after viewing that Pearling thread,,,,anything is possible. lol

Sheli said:

Wait a damn minute...is 6 inches of growth normal? That's like pushing that lil' button on the bottom of the stapler and it expands/flips out so you can staple t the wall....Let me go borrow a ruler so I can picture this properly....I'll be back... TBC

Tab said:

3inches soft, 9 inches hard. lol. She posted it in the big little penis thread. lol

L0vie D0vie said:

Nah Mami, sounds like you may need to add kegels to your excercise routine! Lmao!

How "small" is he?

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Permalink Reply by L0vie D0vie on July 9, 2009 at 12:54pm

Compete with the young girls?! Chile please those lil heffas throwing pu$$y left and right and don't know about a kegel! So u know their running round here "loose"!

Siren, my son is 9yrs old and with the help of my kegels I have no problem "down there"!

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Permalink Reply by Tab on July 9, 2009 at 1:04pm

That's her problem, she surrounds herself with young chicks so that's her focus. smdh. She is 36 hanging out with 19 and 20 yr olds. I don't think she ever heard of kegels or ever had an orgasim. I was sadden by this when she told me.

L0vie D0vie said:

Compete with the young girls?! Chile please those lil heffas throwing pu$$y left and right and don't know about a kegel! So u know their running round here "loose"!

Siren, my son is 9yrs old and with the help of my kegels I have no problem "down there"!

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Permalink Reply by L0vie D0vie on July 9, 2009 at 1:12pm

No orgasm? So she's still eff'n to please a dude! *smdh*

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