Not Enough Penis...
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Dang, I miss you ladies!! I once again ladies need your opinion on this. My guy friend pop out of know where today and said to me that he doens't think that he has a big enough penis for me. LMAO, I didn't know whether I was offend or tell him well you dick is just too small. I asked him what does that suppose to mean.. He claims that when he have sex with other females they can't take it all in, which I find that hard to belive. I told him its not my fault that you can't swim in the Pacific Ocean, lol. Ladies have anyone told you this before??
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Permalink Reply by Sheli on -
LOL, I don't know how you should take that, but I definetly would not refer to my coochie as the Pacific Ocean, that there is over 69 million sq miles many men have gotten lost in there, I mean entire ships of men (not a good look). Or hell maybe it is a good thing, Hell men brag about having a big Ding-a-Ling, so yeah be proud of your big coochie...LOL, But knowing the male Ego, he prolly has a small penis but he, he wasn't saying his penis is small, but that your coochie is too big or loose--You have kicked him in the throat him for that. j/p Never experienced this so IDK....sorry
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Permalink Reply by Tab on -
Shhiiiit! I better not hear that. I take pride in being tight. I'll be doing coochie crunches in my sleep. That's not a compliment. Comparing your coochie to the Pacific Ocean is not a good look. He is saying you don't have any walls. I don't know if you do your coochie crunches, but if you do,add more. You should be able to clank,clank, clamp down on it. lol. Do you have any children?
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Permalink Reply by L0vie D0vie on -
Nah Mami, sounds like you may need to add kegels to your excercise routine! Lmao!
How "small" is he?
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Permalink Reply by Tab on
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4inches soft, 9 inches hard. lol. She posted it in the big little penis thread. lol
L0vie D0vie said:Nah Mami, sounds like you may need to add kegels to your excercise routine! Lmao!
How "small" is he?
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Permalink Reply by Tab on
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I have a friend that is saying she is gonna have the surgery to tighten her back up, so that she could
compete with the young girls, lmao. I told her she could avoid all of that and just do kegels... She was acting like I was speaking Chinese. That's too extreme. I told her if she fixed herself, she would enjoy sex. She is one of those females that keep having sex and not getting anything from it. Now she wants to go under the knife for some random ninjas.
L0vie D0vie said:Nah Mami, sounds like you may need to add kegels to your excercise routine! Lmao!
How "small" is he?
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Permalink Reply by Sheli on
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Wait a damn minute...is 6 inches of growth normal? That's like pushing that lil' button on the bottom of the stapler and it expands/flips out so you can staple t the wall....Let me go borrow a ruler so I can picture this properly....I'll be back... TBC
Tab said:3inches soft, 9 inches hard. lol. She posted it in the big little penis thread. lol
L0vie D0vie said:Nah Mami, sounds like you may need to add kegels to your excercise routine! Lmao!
How "small" is he?
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Permalink Reply by Siren on -
LMAO! I so totally agree and I am obsessed with it...I already aske my gyno does havng a baby wreck it? He said it depepnds and told me to keep with kegels...I told him if and when I have kids and my box ain't right I am coming for vaginal rejuvanation surgery!
Tab said:Shhiiiit! I better not hear that. I take pride in being tight. I'll be doing coochie crunches in my sleep. That's not a compliment. Comparing your coochie to the Pacific Ocean is not a good look. He is saying you don't have any walls. I don't know if you do your coochie crunches, but if you do,add more. You should be able to clank,clank, clamp down on it. lol. Do you have any children?
Tab said:Shhiiiit! I better not hear that. I take pride in being tight. I'll be doing coochie crunches in my sleep. That's not a compliment. Comparing your coochie to the Pacific Ocean is not a good look. He is saying you don't have any walls. I don't know if you do your coochie crunches, but if you do,add more. You should be able to clank,clank, clamp down on it. lol. Do you have any children?
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Permalink Reply by Tab on
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lmao, I thought the same. But I misprinted, it's 4 inches soft. It's 5 inches growth. lol But after viewing that Pearling thread,,,,anything is possible. lol
Sheli said:Wait a damn minute...is 6 inches of growth normal? That's like pushing that lil' button on the bottom of the stapler and it expands/flips out so you can staple t the wall....Let me go borrow a ruler so I can picture this properly....I'll be back... TBC
Tab said:3inches soft, 9 inches hard. lol. She posted it in the big little penis thread. lol
L0vie D0vie said:Nah Mami, sounds like you may need to add kegels to your excercise routine! Lmao!
How "small" is he?
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Permalink Reply by L0vie D0vie on
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Compete with the young girls?! Chile please those lil heffas throwing pu$$y left and right and don't know about a kegel! So u know their running round here "loose"!
Siren, my son is 9yrs old and with the help of my kegels I have no problem "down there"!
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Permalink Reply by Tab on
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That's her problem, she surrounds herself with young chicks so that's her focus. smdh. She is 36 hanging out with 19 and 20 yr olds. I don't think she ever heard of kegels or ever had an orgasim. I was sadden by this when she told me.
L0vie D0vie said:Compete with the young girls?! Chile please those lil heffas throwing pu$$y left and right and don't know about a kegel! So u know their running round here "loose"!
Siren, my son is 9yrs old and with the help of my kegels I have no problem "down there"!
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Permalink Reply by L0vie D0vie on
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No orgasm? So she's still eff'n to please a dude! *smdh*
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