Dang, I miss you ladies!! I once again ladies need your opinion on this. My guy friend pop out of know where today and said to me that he doens't think that he has a big enough penis for me. LMAO, I didn't know whether I was offend or tell him well you dick is just too small. I asked him what does that suppose to mean.. He claims that when he have sex with other females they can't take it all in, which I find that hard to belive. I told him its not my fault that you can't swim in the Pacific Ocean, lol. Ladies have anyone told you this before??

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Thanks you make me feel better ...I take pride in my "grip"!
L0vie D0vie said:
Compete with the young girls?! Chile please those lil heffas throwing pu$$y left and right and don't know about a kegel! So u know their running round here "loose"!

Siren, my son is 9yrs old and with the help of my kegels I have no problem "down there"!

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I know a few females like this and they have slept with a few men. I say, why gear up to lose? I play to win and having an orgasm is winning. lol
You would be surprise how many women have not had an orgasm. I speak very openly about sex, but they all clam up. But they have more notches on their belts than I. That's the part I don't understand.
L0vie D0vie said:
No orgasm? So she's still eff'n to please a dude! *smdh*

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I know a lady that would bath in vinegar. She said it tightened her up down there.
Siren said:
Thanks you make me feel better ...I take pride in my "grip"!
L0vie D0vie said:
Compete with the young girls?! Chile please those lil heffas throwing pu$$y left and right and don't know about a kegel! So u know their running round here "loose"!

Siren, my son is 9yrs old and with the help of my kegels I have no problem "down there"!

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One of my friends was dealing with 2 dudes at the same time. She would have to go to some Hatian store and buy boresol(sp) to keep it tight! I've never had to spend $$ on that stuff; thanks to my kegels!

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Lmao!! No, you what when I was refering my coochie to the Pacific Ocean, I'm talking about how wet I get. And no I don't have any kids, but I've been having intercourse with only one guy for almost 4 yrs and we just broken up, so I ended up letting my ex get some and the comparison is not good, cause my dude penis is much bigger than my ex.

Tab said:
4inches soft, 9 inches hard. lol. She posted it in the big little penis thread. lol

L0vie D0vie said:
Nah Mami, sounds like you may need to add kegels to your excercise routine! Lmao!

How "small" is he?

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No no I wasn't talking about him, I was refering to my dude of 4 yrs.

Tab said:
4inches soft, 9 inches hard. lol. She posted it in the big little penis thread. lol

L0vie D0vie said:
Nah Mami, sounds like you may need to add kegels to your excercise routine! Lmao!

How "small" is he?

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Kegels & my Ben Wa balls..... I want jade eggs next.
L0vie D0vie said:
One of my friends was dealing with 2 dudes at the same time. She would have to go to some Hatian store and buy boresol(sp) to keep it tight! I've never had to spend $$ on that stuff; thanks to my kegels!

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Say that again. lol. I'm thinking it would be the other way around. If she was dealing with someone with a smaller one for a min,then biggie came along, shouldn't it be tight? Now if it were biggie hitting it for 4 years and the smaller guy came behind him, then I can see what you are saying. If her recent ex is 9 inches and her rekindled one is bigger...girl, just do your kegels. lol

Shesopretty said:
Well there is your answer. Your new man who you broke up with was bigger than your ex and kin of stretched the box out a little bit. Like everyone else says..you can't go wrong with your Kegels.

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Lol, I hear you Tab!! Like always, thank you ladies for your thoughts and opinions.

Tab said:
Say that again. lol. I'm thinking it would be the other way around. If she was dealing with someone with a smaller one for a min,then biggie came along, shouldn't it be tight? Now if it were biggie hitting it for 4 years and the smaller guy came behind him, then I can see what you are saying. If her recent ex is 9 inches and her rekindled one is bigger...girl, just do your kegels. lol

Shesopretty said:
Well there is your answer. Your new man who you broke up with was bigger than your ex and kin of stretched the box out a little bit. Like everyone else says..you can't go wrong with your Kegels.

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Right, lol. And he know I have that aquafina flow, so I let him know its better if we didn't do it, just continue giving me that good head.

Shesopretty said:
Lol.... now all she have to do is call and him the ex had a bigger thang-a-lang and see how he love that since he wanna brag on the other women being tighter.

Tab said:
Say that again. lol. I'm thinking it would be the other way around. If she was dealing with someone with a smaller one for a min,then biggie came along, shouldn't it be tight? Now if it were biggie hitting it for 4 years and the smaller guy came behind him, then I can see what you are saying. If her recent ex is 9 inches and her rekindled one is bigger...girl, just do your kegels. lol

Shesopretty said:
Well there is your answer. Your new man who you broke up with was bigger than your ex and kin of stretched the box out a little bit. Like everyone else says..you can't go wrong with your Kegels.

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LOL!! My new hit told me that he thought I'd be the first girl to tell him that he was weak in bed. But he knows he has the bomb, he was just thinking I'd be too much for him to handle. The truth is that men are insecure as hell. And maybe you're not giving him the same reaction that he gets from other women and that's why he's trippin. But what men seemed to forget is that theres always gonna be somebody in the world with a bigger dick- so he needs to get over it! But that shit is funny tho!!

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Tab, you need to buy your girls some Rabbits (vibes) for their birthdays, it'll be the best present they've ever received in life! AN ORGASM!!!!

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