Dang, I miss you ladies!! I once again ladies need your opinion on this. My guy friend pop out of know where today and said to me that he doens't think that he has a big enough penis for me. LMAO, I didn't know whether I was offend or tell him well you dick is just too small. I asked him what does that suppose to mean.. He claims that when he have sex with other females they can't take it all in, which I find that hard to belive. I told him its not my fault that you can't swim in the Pacific Ocean, lol. Ladies have anyone told you this before??

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They don't even masturbate. They don't even want to talk about it. But every other weekend they have a new "friend" lmao. I told them that's their problem, they don't know what turns them on.

Hello Kitty said:
Tab, you need to buy your girls some Rabbits (vibes) for their birthdays, it'll be the best present they've ever received in life! AN ORGASM!!!!

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WHAT! that is just wrong! Maybe they like gettin beat for the "body pressure"? Gosh I cant see why someone would have sex if their ultimate goal wasnt to bust. Those chickens get 5 *sad lil mama face*

Tab said:
They don't even masturbate. They don't even want to talk about it. But every other weekend they have a new "friend" lmao. I told them that's their problem, they don't know what turns them on.

Hello Kitty said:
Tab, you need to buy your girls some Rabbits (vibes) for their birthdays, it'll be the best present they've ever received in life! AN ORGASM!!!!

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My grip is VERY important to me THUS i keeps up w/ my kegel excerises. i wish a ninja would tell me my treasure box like the Pacific Ocean.

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LMAO! *DEAD* @

Sheli said:
LOL, I don't know how you should take that, but I definetly would not refer to my coochie as the Pacific Ocean, that there is over 69 million sq miles many men have gotten lost in there, I mean entire ships of men (not a good look). Or hell maybe it is a good thing, Hell men brag about having a big Ding-a-Ling, so yeah be proud of your big coochie...LOL, But knowing the male Ego, he prolly has a small penis but he, he wasn't saying his penis is small, but that your coochie is too big or loose--You have kicked him in the throat him for that. j/p Never experienced this so IDK....sorry

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LOL, that takes a lot of heart for a man to say. Is he your man? Or just a male acquaintance with whom you may have entertained with the idea of having? I'd say "honey it depends on how hard it gets" I don't care how big it is, (with in reason because I've seen few extremely undersized d's before) but even some acceptable 7in d's still couldn't get rock hard and that shit is just as bad. Large or small, as long as it gets rock, i can make it work.

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LMAO @ this whole thread and the responses.

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I thought they taught kegals in sex ed. I've been doing them since high school and this thread has inspired my good good to put in some extra work rite now.

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The only thought reproduction in HS and not to get pregnant.
I had to walk into a sex shop and teach myself.

Moving In Silence said:
I thought they taught kegals in sex ed. I've been doing them since high school and this thread has inspired my good good to put in some extra work rite now.

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WTH, now, I've been out of high school for 9 years so my memory is a lil fuzzy, but to the best of my knowledge I don't think they were teaching kegals in sex ed...they were teaching Abstinence, Shit that's sad if the high schools are teaching 14-18 yr olds how to keep their coochies tight...but in this day and age its possible since 12 & 13 yr olds are dropping kids like they're terds.

Cougar $pice said:
The only thought reproduction in HS and not to get pregnant.
I had to walk into a sex shop and teach myself.

Moving In Silence said:
I thought they taught kegals in sex ed. I've been doing them since high school and this thread has inspired my good good to put in some extra work rite now.

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I graduated in '01 but we've had sex ed since 4th grade and I swear between sex ed and biology 1 of them teachers explained that the vagina is a muscle and after a baby women do kegals to strangten it and in order to have sex again after a few babies its required. Then again I also remember a teacher telling us during nothing is suppose to go in your ass. They would seperate the boys from the girls and explain reproduction, sex in general and rape/harassment.

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Well shit, maybe my ass just wasn't listening (prolly thinking about some pissy-tail boy)...LOL at nothing is suppose to go in your ass, bet the revised verison of that class explains how to properly lubricate the anus now.

Moving In Silence said:
I graduated in '01 but we've had sex ed since 4th grade and I swear between sex ed and biology 1 of them teachers explained that the vagina is a muscle and after a baby women do kegals to strangten it and in order to have sex again after a few babies its required. Then again I also remember a teacher telling us during nothing is suppose to go in your ass. They would seperate the boys from the girls and explain reproduction, sex in general and rape/harassment.

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