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OMG I Slept With Over 4 Million People (Sex Calculator)
came across an article on F-Listed entitled “How Many ‘Indirect’ Sexual Partners Have You Had?” I thought it was going to be a similar post to one I did a while back on whether or not the number of people you’ve slept with should be private, but I was mistaken.
British-based Lloyds Pharmacy has created what they call a “Sex Degrees of Separation Calculator.” Basically, this program allows you to see how many people you’ve really slept with based on your partners’ sexual history. The numbers are calculated by how old you are and the age of all of your partners at the time you had sex. Once all the numbers are crunched the program spits out a figure that is sure to surprise most people and hopefully put things into perspective.
Using myself as a guinea pig I decided to input my information into the calculator and was greeted with a number that toppled 4 million indirect partners. Yikes! Keep in mind the fact that I’m almost 33 years of age, have been single for the better part of the past decade, and included asterisks partners (people that I may not have had intercourse with but did exchange fluids with) played a role in the outcome. But still, that number is tres scary.
Despite popular belief, I’m not a man whore I just had a few wild years. Yeah, I’ve racked up a few notches in my belt but I can still name each individual. However, this sex calculator includes everyone that they’ve slept with and everyone that those people have slept with too. The number grows exponentially so even a virgin that has sex with someone that’s only had two previous partners could be indirectly sleeping with hundreds, if not thousands, of people on their first time together.
If that ain’t scary, I don’t know what is.
According to the Lloyd Pharmacy homepage, “It’s important to be aware of your sexual health. Cases of sexually transmitted infections (STIs) are on the up. Chlamydia alone increased by eight per cent between 2006 and 2008. If you do not practice safe sex you are putting yourself at risk of contracting an STI.”
While the sex calculator is merely an estimation of your number of indirect partners, it does “highlight how exposed you can be to STIs if you do not practice safe sex.” I’ve said/written it before and I’ll reiterate it here: Safe sex might not be the cure for every STI/STD but it does make for smarter sex.
Just because someone looks good/healthy doesn’t mean they are. It’s important to get tested, stay protected and most importantly talk to your partner about their past and sexual habits. I was brave enough to calculate my indirect sexual partners and put the number out there; how many of you are willing to do the same and discuss that with the next person you sleep with?
If you’re concerned about your sexual health, Lloyd Pharmacy suggests you talk to your general practitioner, pharmacist or visit your local clinic.
http://calculators.lloydspharmacy.com/sexdegrees/results.aspx
Spotted @NWSO.com
Have you ever thought about the number of people you’ve slept with indirectly? Can you recall the name of every single person you’ve slept with? Did you fill out the sex calculator? If so, were you surprised by the number? Was it more than mine? Would you be willing to share that number with your next/current partner? Does that number or the idea of it make you change your perspective on casual sex? Do you ever ask your partner(s) how many people they’ve been with? Do you think more couples should have that discussion before engaging in sex?
According to this calculator, I have had 7,911,480 direct and indirect sex partners
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Permalink Reply by Ms. Ashley Banks on -
LOL!
I'll be honest, it couldn't calculate mine when I tried last night. Most of my partners have been over 35. :(
smitty said:@ Spice Actually, that's my number. I admit my familly is full of hoes but I didnt think I was one**looks puzzled** either that or yall are just LYING lol
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Permalink Reply by University of Smitty on -
We'll just consider you over well over 10 mil and be done with it then LOL
Ashley Banks said:LOL!
I'll be honest, it couldn't calculate mine when I tried last night. Most of my partners have been over 35. :(
smitty said:@ Spice Actually, that's my number. I admit my familly is full of hoes but I didnt think I was one**looks puzzled** either that or yall are just LYING lol
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Permalink Reply by CCD is Workin on a baller 4 she on -
LMAO!!!!
smitty said:We'll just consider you over well over 10 mil and be done with it then LOL
Ashley Banks said:LOL!
I'll be honest, it couldn't calculate mine when I tried last night. Most of my partners have been over 35. :(
smitty said:@ Spice Actually, that's my number. I admit my familly is full of hoes but I didnt think I was one**looks puzzled** either that or yall are just LYING lol
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Permalink Reply by Ms. Ashley Banks on
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HA! I don't have many partners, so I was like WTF?! I do love older men, so I'll go home and reduce their ages. :P
smitty said:We'll just consider you over well over 10 mil and be done with it then LOL
Ashley Banks said:LOL!
I'll be honest, it couldn't calculate mine when I tried last night. Most of my partners have been over 35. :(
smitty said:@ Spice Actually, that's my number. I admit my familly is full of hoes but I didnt think I was one**looks puzzled** either that or yall are just LYING lol
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Permalink Reply by University of Smitty on
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Yeah, that works like a charm
Ashley Banks said:HA! I don't have many partners, so I was like WTF?! I do love older men, so I'll go home and reduce their ages. :P
smitty said:We'll just consider you over well over 10 mil and be done with it then LOL
Ashley Banks said:LOL!
I'll be honest, it couldn't calculate mine when I tried last night. Most of my partners have been over 35. :(
smitty said:@ Spice Actually, that's my number. I admit my familly is full of hoes but I didnt think I was one**looks puzzled** either that or yall are just LYING lol
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Permalink Reply by JustMe on -
yuup... LOL
Tab said:Bwhahahahahahahaha...Gurl.......lol Four of my partners were 35-36, so I guess that's why my number was so high.
smitty said:OK, I couldnt take it anymore, I re-calculated and made everybody my age when I slept them. lol That shaved 50 years off my indirect sex life. Anyhoo, my new # is 1,979,397. I think that's pretty good for a 18 years in the business. Maybe this is what they mean by 'old men give you worms'
JustMe said:Its because you prefer older men Smitty... I'm 36, my number is 6 & 3,316,353...
smitty said:Tab said 5,354,991 I don't know what's up with the number but I am still in my single digits. lol And I am over 30. As of 2/4/2010, I am STD free... THANK GOD!
Now this is what i dont understand. I'm over 35 and less than 37,still in single digit (lessthan8), disease free but i have damn near 3 mil more than you *SSE*
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Permalink Reply by University of Smitty on
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found it!!!
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Permalink Reply by 2.0 on -
I was a tad ummmm uninhibited lol in my 20's + I liked older men ... So I'm gonna 'stand clear of the closing doors' *in my NY transit voice* w/this topic or possible #. LOL
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