I'm definitely not being conceited, but I am truly the hottest chic in my crew. Actually I don't really have a "crew" persay but the chics that I do roll with from time to time aren't really on my caliber. I'm the most fashion forward and glamorous.  I love to show stop when I step out and they're pretty much basic. Also, I'm the tallest so when I wear heels, I'm towering over them. I love my ladies but I really want some badder chics in my circle, problem is I don't wanna "out" my friends and I'm not really that "susie sunshine" chic that makes friends everyday. I've pondered going out alone but I don't wanna look lonely (lol). Any suggestions.

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Yet your simple ass is still replying. Bish, go sit your ass down somewhere and adjust your wig

P.S. I dont give a f*** about you size-2-no-ass self, your part time job or your impala


Ciao Ciao

Baby AJ Jesus Juice said:

Sidenote: Her ass could've never rolled with me cause the Size 2 Prez don't f**** with southern hoes. I only f**** with ATL Beckys! You black southern belles bore the hell outta me with your God-fearing, Lennox mall browsing ways.

 

Now Northern sistas.. haha! What it do fam? I see y'all... starting next month! We goin in!

 

damn blkfu-- haha! That's why I love niccas.. They'll snap in a second! Crazy, psychotic a****.. P**** soaked right now!

 

SN: I don't browse no stinky websites when I'm at work.. sistahs need to stop doing that ish! Makes us look bad!!
blackfujones said:

Just for you Im gonna give you 2 mins from me you bird brain broad.  Go sit ya corny ass down somewhere and go get everyone a cocktail before I tell ya boss you aint workin...You dont hang with beckys, hell you dont hang with anyone but the two lil men that sit on ya shoulders telling you that you're the SIZE 2 PREZ....So on that note I'm done with you ya birdbrain bummy broad.

Baby AJ Jesus Juice said:

bored, immature, spiteful bishes! Must be between the ages of 14 and 21. Travels in packs and fear of independent thinking. See Every post above for evidence!

 

And again, to the brothers (blkfujones and the other one I'm too lazy to search for) y'all some sorry as niccas for entertaining this ish. So what, the bish came on here showing out? Who the f*** cares... talkin bout you bout to get fired.. You hoes at work on Baller Alert? REALLY?

That's why black women can't get high positions in Corporate America. Cause they go to their dead end customer serivce job think its cute to show up late, make jokes all damn day and still find time to take extended lunch breaks.On top of that, browsing social websites on the clock. STRAIGHT HOODRAT!!! And y'all be the same hoes who quiver when the white man walk by cause y'all aint got nothin to show for the day.

"I saved a 1000 slaves. I would of saved a 1000 more if they knew they were slaves" -Harriet Tubman

Blackfujones **goin in** !! Lmao

blackfujones said:
Just for you Im gonna give you 2 mins from me you bird brain broad.  Go sit ya corny ass down somewhere and go get everyone a cocktail before I tell ya boss you aint workin...You dont hang with beckys, hell you dont hang with anyone but the two lil men that sit on ya shoulders telling you that you're the SIZE 2 PREZ....So on that note I'm done with you ya birdbrain bummy broad.

Baby AJ Jesus Juice said:

bored, immature, spiteful bishes! Must be between the ages of 14 and 21. Travels in packs and fear of independent thinking. See Every post above for evidence!

 

And again, to the brothers (blkfujones and the other one I'm too lazy to search for) y'all some sorry as niccas for entertaining this ish. So what, the bish came on here showing out? Who the f*** cares... talkin bout you bout to get fired.. You hoes at work on Baller Alert? REALLY?

That's why black women can't get high positions in Corporate America. Cause they go to their dead end customer serivce job think its cute to show up late, make jokes all damn day and still find time to take extended lunch breaks.On top of that, browsing social websites on the clock. STRAIGHT HOODRAT!!! And y'all be the same hoes who quiver when the white man walk by cause y'all aint got nothin to show for the day.

"I saved a 1000 slaves. I would of saved a 1000 more if they knew they were slaves" -Harriet Tubman

Your p**** is soaked because he called you birdbrain bummy broad?

Baby AJ Jesus Juice said:

damn blkfu-- haha! That's why I love niccas.. They'll snap in a second! Crazy, psychotic a****.. P**** soaked right now!

 

SN: I don't browse no stinky websites when I'm at work.. sistahs need to stop doing that ish! Makes us look bad!!
blackfujones said:

Just for you Im gonna give you 2 mins from me you bird brain broad.  Go sit ya corny ass down somewhere and go get everyone a cocktail before I tell ya boss you aint workin...You dont hang with beckys, hell you dont hang with anyone but the two lil men that sit on ya shoulders telling you that you're the SIZE 2 PREZ....So on that note I'm done with you ya birdbrain bummy broad.

Baby AJ Jesus Juice said:

bored, immature, spiteful bishes! Must be between the ages of 14 and 21. Travels in packs and fear of independent thinking. See Every post above for evidence!

 

And again, to the brothers (blkfujones and the other one I'm too lazy to search for) y'all some sorry as niccas for entertaining this ish. So what, the bish came on here showing out? Who the f*** cares... talkin bout you bout to get fired.. You hoes at work on Baller Alert? REALLY?

That's why black women can't get high positions in Corporate America. Cause they go to their dead end customer serivce job think its cute to show up late, make jokes all damn day and still find time to take extended lunch breaks.On top of that, browsing social websites on the clock. STRAIGHT HOODRAT!!! And y'all be the same hoes who quiver when the white man walk by cause y'all aint got nothin to show for the day.

"I saved a 1000 slaves. I would of saved a 1000 more if they knew they were slaves" -Harriet Tubman

Ugh.. good day BA! As usual, I'm bored with you. Don't have me on the brain too hard ... I'll be back... haha! Or maybe not! Y'all would be missing hard!
Lmao, this has been the most hilarious thread of the day
lmao@ Baller Alert said:
Your p**** is soaked because he called you birdbrain bummy broad?

Baller Alert said:
Your p**** is soaked because he called you birdbrain bummy broad?

Baby AJ Jesus Juice said:

damn blkfu-- haha! That's why I love niccas.. They'll snap in a second! Crazy, psychotic a****.. P**** soaked right now!

 

SN: I don't browse no stinky websites when I'm at work.. sistahs need to stop doing that ish! Makes us look bad!!
blackfujones said:

Just for you Im gonna give you 2 mins from me you bird brain broad.  Go sit ya corny ass down somewhere and go get everyone a cocktail before I tell ya boss you aint workin...You dont hang with beckys, hell you dont hang with anyone but the two lil men that sit on ya shoulders telling you that you're the SIZE 2 PREZ....So on that note I'm done with you ya birdbrain bummy broad.

Baby AJ Jesus Juice said:

bored, immature, spiteful bishes! Must be between the ages of 14 and 21. Travels in packs and fear of independent thinking. See Every post above for evidence!

 

And again, to the brothers (blkfujones and the other one I'm too lazy to search for) y'all some sorry as niccas for entertaining this ish. So what, the bish came on here showing out? Who the f*** cares... talkin bout you bout to get fired.. You hoes at work on Baller Alert? REALLY?

That's why black women can't get high positions in Corporate America. Cause they go to their dead end customer serivce job think its cute to show up late, make jokes all damn day and still find time to take extended lunch breaks.On top of that, browsing social websites on the clock. STRAIGHT HOODRAT!!! And y'all be the same hoes who quiver when the white man walk by cause y'all aint got nothin to show for the day.

"I saved a 1000 slaves. I would of saved a 1000 more if they knew they were slaves" -Harriet Tubman

 FUJONES YOU CREW TAPPING/ P**** FOOTING NEGROID.. who u calling names? I see yo ass. haha! Can't stand when a woman calls you out boo-boo? From the looks of it, I'd think you'd be used to it. Simple minded bishes! Bored, stank bishes

 

Buy my album hoes! 2012/ we goin in!


 Usuaully I got too much love but you on the list boo-boo

Jesus, take the wheel for material hoe!

 

material girl said:

lmao@ Baller Alert said:

crew tapping? come on pigeon head...we all know youre the resident sambo round these parts. So gone head and get me a sweet tea and do a nice jig for me while you getting it you beverage slangin heffa.  Matter of fact call up ya beckys and the size 18 bummy birdbrained broads and tell em I'm goin in on ya ass right about now.

Baby AJ Jesus Juice said:

 FUJONES YOU CREW TAPPING/ P**** FOOTING NEGROID.. who u calling names? I see yo ass. haha! Can't stand when a woman calls you out boo-boo? From the looks of it, I'd think you'd be used to it. Simple minded bishes! Bored, stank bishes

 

Buy my album hoes! 2012/ we goin in!

-size 2 dummy..you keep messing around and im gone call the temp agency that hired you to hand out flyers at wallys world..you betta quit playin
Mmmm girl I'm right next to ya
*pass the popcorn*
who's keepin score
Blkfujones 1 size 2 idiot -  (<--- yes that reads as negative)

OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE said:
*turning the TV off and taking a ring side seat*

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