Pussy on a Pedastal

Hey Ladies,
Thought you'd enjoy. This is the perfect answer to that YouTube guy thats going around telling the fellas to not give the vajaejae the respect it deserves. Its pulled from passmeashovel.com

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Written By: The Prototype on July 20, 2009

A commodity is a massed produced product with very little individual value. People treat potatoes like a commodity. When you go to the store, nobody gives a damn whether they’re getting the Idaho spuds or the 5 pound value bag. They think one kind is just as good as another, especially when they’re sitting in front of you all lathered up in butter and sour cream. If it looks good, smells good and doesn’t have any weirdness going on, they just want to eat. Everybody likes potatoes!

Ladies, for men, sex is like potatoes. They love that shit and will take it in any variety. Oh I hear you- we already know this: “Duh Prototype! They’ve always been out for the cha-cha”. I don’t take issue with that.

My problem is that they’re pushing sex into a damn commodity. They treat one pussy just like any other and sure as hell aren’t about to pay a premium for the “Yukon Gold”. Buy us a drink at the club? Nope. Take us out to dinner? Nope. Get our hair done, nails done, car washed? Naw! Marriage? Hells to the Naw! Girl, recently I even had this Atlanta bastard ask me to buy HIM a drink. Why? Cause they no longer appreciate the pussy as the valuable thing that it is.

Maya Angelou said it best- “I walk like I got diamonds at the junction of my thighs.” And this is the age old truth! The best cooch can start wars and finish them. Bring a man back from the brink of death, or make him feel like he’s going straight to hell. The real stuff, the fuck-your-dick-silly-and- cook-clean-and-pay-the-bills-on-time (with his money) shit, can make him feel like it was made just for him and he’d rather just take his dick off than part with it. And they’ve damn forgotten!

Ladies, we need to remind them. No I’m not talking about abstinence or killing the cut friend phenomenon. Hell no! Sex is a fact of nature. It’s about reestablishing the value of the pussy. If you’re dating me, you need to take me out. If we’re cut friends, at least clean the house before I come over. Or better yet, have the decency to come to me. If this is a one night stand, breakfast is expected. Yeah, it’s mashed potatoes but this is the Idaho Butter Buds AND I used my grandma’s recipe to make them special for you. Even more than that, the next man is just as hungry as you so I can share my recipe with him if you don’t act right. My sex is not a commodity, and neither is the next girl’s. So show some damn appreciation, Ninjas!

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Thoughts?
MissI