Put away your shade/hate/and disdain for me and wish me a happy bday

Listen women of Baller Alert I know we've had our ups and downs.

Boss believes im a self serving jerk, who's in front of the courthouse screaming "YOU MUST ACQUIT" for mandecesses"or whatever this s-curl wearing ninja name is

 

Love thinks I'm the ambassador for "saveaninja.com.

Tone wishes I'd just side with him and quit talking logical sense to his ass.

Ally wishes I'd get pushed off a bridge by the closest woman.

eleven hopes n prays that i'd quit arguing semantics with her from time to time.

CCD just wants me to acknowledge that i will be some woman's "he-b****" sooner or later

 DJ wishes I'd just shutup n keep on posting .gifs n funny s***

and Smitty just tapping her lil feet waiting on me to acknowledge the fact that next life time she'd have me more open then my pocket book at walmart.

 

But it's my bday yall, and quite frankly balleralert is the only site i frequent to engage in some sort of civil/ratchet conversation on the internet. Which so happens to be a weee bit more about women trying to dig off in men's pocket. So wish me happy bday n quit all that nonsense

 

 

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I'm late but Happy Birthday Black Fu!! :)

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