I've never had from women (consider sometimes) but I think it depends on the guy. I came across a ninja that really thought he was eating a meal (fucking amateur).
L O FREAKIN L! Wow, I wonder if that would happen at mine. A line of men going up to give their condolences to my cousins, mother, and whomever else survives me. I can see my husband wondering who the men are breaking down like babies at my casket...
1) She's let herself go (see her in person, she's got a size 2 waist with size 8 everything else and did I mention she's 48 and has popped out 4 kids)
2) She's not as smart as you, those degrees don't mean anything (she's got a Ph.D. and is very ...