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Random Hoe and/or Hood Sh!t
I just wanted to "discuss" some random hoe or hood s*** you've witnessed that just made you say W-T-F!
I'll go first....
At my job there are two chicks who don't like each other and today each one felt the need to confess to me why they don't like the other....its over some irrelevant BS but, here's the good part. Chickenhead A is sleeping with Chickhead B's husband, but wait Chickhead B is sleeping with and pregnant by Chickenhead A's boyfriend/Babydaddy and they have no idea that they are indirectly sleeping with each other. But add to that Chickenhead B's husband is messing around with my neighbor who just so happens to work over in the building next to us. When this s*** hits the fan, its going to stink soooo bad!!! I can't wait, LOL
More Hood-Hoe S***
My lil cousin is pregnant with her 3rd child (she's 19) she' pregnant again by the first babydaddy who is married and took an entire year to claim the first child, but wait that's not the bad part.... He went to jail last night for not paying child support, his wife comes and ask her (my cousin) to give her some money to bail him out since she's the reason he's in jail....then my cousin says I didn't put him on child support, come to find out this dude his another child that neither of them knew about. So now they both want to fight the unknown female....problem is they don't know who she is.
So class....Let's share some hood/hoe s*** you've witnessed or participated in, were all family so they'll be no judging. LOL
I'll go first....
At my job there are two chicks who don't like each other and today each one felt the need to confess to me why they don't like the other....its over some irrelevant BS but, here's the good part. Chickenhead A is sleeping with Chickhead B's husband, but wait Chickhead B is sleeping with and pregnant by Chickenhead A's boyfriend/Babydaddy and they have no idea that they are indirectly sleeping with each other. But add to that Chickenhead B's husband is messing around with my neighbor who just so happens to work over in the building next to us. When this s*** hits the fan, its going to stink soooo bad!!! I can't wait, LOL
More Hood-Hoe S***
My lil cousin is pregnant with her 3rd child (she's 19) she' pregnant again by the first babydaddy who is married and took an entire year to claim the first child, but wait that's not the bad part.... He went to jail last night for not paying child support, his wife comes and ask her (my cousin) to give her some money to bail him out since she's the reason he's in jail....then my cousin says I didn't put him on child support, come to find out this dude his another child that neither of them knew about. So now they both want to fight the unknown female....problem is they don't know who she is.
So class....Let's share some hood/hoe s*** you've witnessed or participated in, were all family so they'll be no judging. LOL
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Permalink Reply by University of Smitty on -
I didnt see it but some relatives of mine, their mom, and uncle were on a episode of Jerry titled "The Pimp That Pimped the Whole Family" That's how I found out Jerry does pay those people but not nearly enough
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Permalink Reply by Sheli on -
Did you look for it on youtube? I'm so nosy I would have had to look, LOL I use to LOVE me some Jerry (before it got weird), but Paternity Friday's on Maury will always hold a space in my heart, LOL
smitty said:I didnt see it but my little half sisters, their mom, and uncle were on a episode of Jerry titled "The Pimp That Pimped the Whole Family" That's how I found out Jerry does pay those people but not nearly enough
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Permalink Reply by University of Smitty on
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Yeah but I couldnt find it.
Sheli said:Did you look for it on youtube? I'm so nosy I would have had to look, LOL I use to LOVE me some Jerry (before it got weird), but Paternity Friday's on Maury will always hold a space in my heart, LOL
smitty said:I didnt see it but my little half sisters, their mom, and uncle were on a episode of Jerry titled "The Pimp That Pimped the Whole Family" That's how I found out Jerry does pay those people but not nearly enough
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Permalink Reply by The real vixxen on -
my ex bff let two dudes run up in her.. knowin damn well she got a man at home and 4 girls... hoe s***
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Permalink Reply by Baller Alert on -
I saw a girl under the table giving head to a dude at a restaurant...
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Permalink Reply by Sheli on
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@ Devyn and Boss - I'm a super voyeur so my nosy ass would have watched the whole thing go down!! LOL
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Permalink Reply by livelife25 on -
wow....your two stories made my eyebrows touch my hairline, for real.
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Permalink Reply by Pamela on -
Try my sister....you know the one who keeps using the family and ain't good for s*** but drama...yeah that one.
Well she has three kids by two fathers. One whom is deceased before the the second child was born and while the 1st was only a couple months old. He dies and she hooks up with a new dude and is pregnant 3 months later which resulted in the third child. However, his father was jailed for murder before he was born and sentenced to 60 years.
RECAP- Three boys 13,14,15 (now) All three fathers were gone out of their lives before they were 6 mnths old or less.
I've supported her entire family since 1994 until 2003 when I put my foot down. Now I just support the kids. She finds a good dude to take all four of them in. She doesn't work. He has 3 boys of his own so he works 2 jobs to support 8 people.
And what does she do with all her time...............****drumroll****
Well one of her old jump offs, that used to run a train on her with a couple of his cousins back in the day came back around. He's married and cheating with a white woman. The white girl got pregnant and the entire time my sister lets them both kick it at her crib because they can't go to his. SMDH!
So now that the baby is here, you rarely see the white girl b/c apprently she found out that my sister was still sleeping with him too. YES! so now he just comes over everyday while her Fiance is at work and they place house with his little girl since he can't take her home anyway.
My sister has the nerve to be proud, acting like the little girl is hers sayin "She always wanted a daughter".
Her Fiance has no idea what's going on. He's even been out to eat with dude, his wife and my sister. They come over and kick it with them and play cards.
One day he came home early and caught dude there and they just played it off like he just got there. She even have the kids lying with her. Then had the damn nerve to get mad at me cause I won't lie for her.
If this ain't some backwards hood s***.... I don't know what is!
You cannot make a hoe a housewife....and I swear some women don't deserve a GOOD DAMN MAN!
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Permalink Reply by MYPRESISBLACK!!! on -
Dead, deceased
Pamela said:Try my sister....you know the one who keeps using the family and ain't good for s*** but drama...yeah that one.
Well she has three kids by two fathers. One whom is deceased before the the second child was born and while the 1st was only a couple months old. He dies and she hooks up with a new dude and is pregnant 3 months later which resulted in the third child. However, his father was jailed for murder before he was born and sentenced to 60 years.
RECAP- Three boys 13,14,15 (now) All three fathers were gone out of their lives before they were 6 mnths old or less.
I've supported her entire family since 1994 until 2003 when I put my foot down. Now I just support the kids. She finds a good dude to take all four of them in. She doesn't work. He has 3 boys of his own so he works 2 jobs to support 8 people.
And what does she do with all her time...............****drumroll****
Well one of her old jump offs, that used to run a train on her with a couple of his cousins back in the day came back around. He's married and cheating with a white woman. The white girl got pregnant and the entire time my sister lets them both kick it at her crib because they can't go to his. SMDH!
So now that the baby is here, you rarely see the white girl b/c apprently she found out that my sister was still sleeping with him too. YES! so now he just comes over everyday while her Fiance is at work and they place house with his little girl since he can't take her home anyway.
My sister has the nerve to be proud, acting like the little girl is hers sayin "She always wanted a daughter".
Her Fiance has no idea what's going on. He's even been out to eat with dude, his wife and my sister. They come over and kick it with them and play cards.
One day he came home early and caught dude there and they just played it off like he just got there. She even have the kids lying with her. Then had the damn nerve to get mad at me cause I won't lie for her.
If this ain't some backwards hood s***.... I don't know what is!
You cannot make a hoe a housewife....and I swear some women don't deserve a GOOD DAMN MAN!
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Permalink Reply by Sheli on
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O.M.G. **Blink, Blink** Well damn!!! I swear to Moses them "I ain't s*** chicks" always run cross the best men and then they phuck them over.
Pamela said:Try my sister....you know the one who keeps using the family and ain't good for s*** but drama...yeah that one.
Well she has three kids by two fathers. One whom is deceased before the the second child was born and while the 1st was only a couple months old. He dies and she hooks up with a new dude and is pregnant 3 months later which resulted in the third child. However, his father was jailed for murder before he was born and sentenced to 60 years.
RECAP- Three boys 13,14,15 (now) All three fathers were gone out of their lives before they were 6 mnths old or less.
I've supported her entire family since 1994 until 2003 when I put my foot down. Now I just support the kids. She finds a good dude to take all four of them in. She doesn't work. He has 3 boys of his own so he works 2 jobs to support 8 people.
And what does she do with all her time...............****drumroll****
Well one of her old jump offs, that used to run a train on her with a couple of his cousins back in the day came back around. He's married and cheating with a white woman. The white girl got pregnant and the entire time my sister lets them both kick it at her crib because they can't go to his. SMDH!
So now that the baby is here, you rarely see the white girl b/c apprently she found out that my sister was still sleeping with him too. YES! so now he just comes over everyday while her Fiance is at work and they place house with his little girl since he can't take her home anyway.
My sister has the nerve to be proud, acting like the little girl is hers sayin "She always wanted a daughter".
Her Fiance has no idea what's going on. He's even been out to eat with dude, his wife and my sister. They come over and kick it with them and play cards.
One day he came home early and caught dude there and they just played it off like he just got there. She even have the kids lying with her. Then had the damn nerve to get mad at me cause I won't lie for her.
If this ain't some backwards hood s***.... I don't know what is!
You cannot make a hoe a housewife....and I swear some women don't deserve a GOOD DAMN MAN!
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Permalink Reply by sierramist on -
CTFU
livelife25 said:wow....your two stories made my eyebrows touch my hairline, for real.
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Permalink Reply by MYPRESISBLACK!!! on
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LMMFAO, Hilarious
C*u*t*e* said:I saw two girls fight over a pack of pink tracks in the beauty supply store. The pink track supply is low because of Niki Minaj.
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