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reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan to a pretty girl seeking a rich husband
reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan to a pretty girl seeking a rich husband
A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here.
I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.
You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.
My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?
I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?
Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.
I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I've met a few girls who don't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty
A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money" : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position".
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased".
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps.
signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO
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Permalink Reply by BabyBallerCheeks on -
In the words of the great Kanye West: "Damn baby, p**** can't be your only hustle!"
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Permalink Reply by JustMe on -
Lmaooooooooooooooo
BabyBallerCheeks said:In the words of the great Kanye West: "Damn baby, p**** can't be your only hustle!"
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Permalink Reply by DB on -
Does anybody else appreciate how his response respectfully said "b****, please"?? Lmao
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Permalink Reply by OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE on -
I like his last sentence 'This has better chance than finding a rich fool.'
LMAO @BBC
DB said:
Does anybody else appreciate how his response respectfully said "b****, please"?? Lmao
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Permalink Reply by Honeycoated on
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i read this before. I'm not sure if I read it before here on BA, or what, but yeah, that was cute
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Permalink Reply by marissa taylor on -
To be honest ... i think his response held some truth to it ...but honestly ladies lots of men have that big chat ... dont ever forget u r WOMEN...if that was the case men wouldn't fall head over heel for strippers and popular groupies ... what do those b****** do... nothing ...and these dudes always happen to find themselves in these places ... they make strippers wifey....or hoes that are worst then strippers ....most men have bark with no bite ... just a load of s*** ... these men are use too dealing with people tuff all day long ... and they intimidate women that dont make as much as them ...i have a few baller friends and they all told me they come off tuff with women at first but they start melt ... gosh ladies they are human ... the got weakness too... i know a few corp dudes that have wifed up las vegas strippers so it do happen . Play your cards right is what i think .
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Permalink Reply by CCD is Workin on a baller 4 she on -
Hmmmm, so I guess all the athletes, entertainers, actors, and such are all rich fools. Ok then. *shrug* Whatever.
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Permalink Reply by Tone © on -
Those guys don't count because they are young and dumb.
CCDreamin' of a baller for me said:Hmmmm, so I guess all the athletes, entertainers, actors, and such are all rich fools. Ok then. *shrug* Whatever.
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Permalink Reply by Phoenix on -
Soooo he's just gonna marry a ugly broad off the break instead of marrying a young pretty girl that may or may not be as cute when she gets older... ok.
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Permalink Reply by marissa taylor on
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lol
Phoenix said:Soooo he's just gonna marry a ugly broad off the break instead of marrying a young pretty girl that may or may not be as cute when she gets older... ok.
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Permalink Reply by CCD is Workin on a baller 4 she on
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+1 EXACTLY! Such boolshyt. Not to mention most rich guys will get a prenup, divorce a woman in her later years and get a newer model. This is such boolshyt. But whatever.
Phoenix said:Soooo he's just gonna marry a ugly broad off the break instead of marrying a young pretty girl that may or may not be as cute when she gets older... ok.
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Permalink Reply by OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE on
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He'll marry average and cheat with 'pretty'. lol
CCDreamin' of a baller for me said:+1 EXACTLY! Such boolshyt.
Phoenix said:Soooo he's just gonna marry a ugly broad off the break instead of marrying a young pretty girl that may or may not be as cute when she gets older... ok.
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