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SEX QUIZ

Start at 50 and add or subtract points as stated for each statement that applies to you...

+Above75 means you kinda suck in bed.
+Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun
--Below 50 means you are fun in bed
--Below 25 means you are damn great in bed!

-Add 10 if you are a virgin.

-Subtract 5 if You have had sex before.

-Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people.

-Add 5 If you have never had oral sex.

-Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex.

-Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place.

-Subtract 3 if you have done 69.

-Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm.

-Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms.

-Subtract 2 if you have masturbated.

-Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else.

-Subtract 5 if you have used someone for sex [one night stand].

-Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked.

-Add 3 if you haven't been kissed in the past month.

-Add 2 if you have never masturbated.

-Add 5 if you have never seen or watched porn.

-Subtract 5 if you have made your own porn.

-Subtract 3 if you have participated in anal sex.

-Subtract 2 if you have used lube during sex.

-Add 5 If you cant remember your last perverted thought.

-Subtract 5 if you have used sex toys.

-Subtract 3 if you have had a perverted thought in the past hour.

-Subtract 2 if you have kissed someone of the same sex.

Now post your name and your score below.

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Permalink Reply by Ms. Ashley Banks on July 20, 2010 at 4:07pm

Whatever! I got a zero, thank you very much.

Sheli said:

I bet you Pamela and Ashley a**** get negative numbers, LOL (**love you ladies**)

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Permalink Reply by Siren on July 20, 2010 at 4:09pm

I knew I was not the ONLY one!

Ashley Banks said:

Whatever! I got a zero, thank you very much.
Sheli said:
I bet you Pamela and Ashley a**** get negative numbers, LOL (**love you ladies**)

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Permalink Reply by Ms. Ashley Banks on July 20, 2010 at 4:14pm

I redid this in Excel, it made no difference. :(

Siren said:

I knew I was not the ONLY one!
Ashley Banks said:
Whatever! I got a zero, thank you very much. Sheli said:
I bet you Pamela and Ashley a**** get negative numbers, LOL (**love you ladies**)

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Permalink Reply by RoyaleT on July 20, 2010 at 4:20pm

I sorta got 5

....does trying anal mean you participated??? lol ....and what if you did everything except kiss someone of the same sex?

I feel like such a freak!!! *bows head in shame*

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Permalink Reply by Bonita on July 20, 2010 at 5:20pm

lol...define kiss someone of the same sex..I swear some of my college days were a blur. *joins u in thecorner*

RoyaleT said:

I sorta got 5
....does trying anal mean you participated??? lol ....and what if you did everything except kiss someone of the same sex?

I feel like such a freak!!! *bows head in shame*

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Permalink Reply by Pamela on July 20, 2010 at 5:58pm

Oh s***...I didn't read the KEY first so i scored a 20 and was like DAMN!

Then I went back up and was like HELL YEAH BABY....lol.
That's about right. ;-)

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Permalink Reply by Golden Child on July 20, 2010 at 5:59pm

I scored and even 30!

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Permalink Reply by Pamela on July 20, 2010 at 6:01pm

ANd for all those sceptics...lol.
I knew I wasn't the freakiest one on this site...lmao!

I'm making progress tho

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Permalink Reply by Sheli on July 20, 2010 at 6:09pm

LMAO!! Luv you Ashley!! Oh Lawd, Ya'll done corrupted my innocent little Siren, Lawd where did I go wrong? LOL

@Pamela - Who's paper did you cheat off of to get a 20, huh? I'm just playing, lol
Siren said:

I knew I was not the ONLY one! Ashley Banks said:
Whatever! I got a zero, thank you very much. Sheli said:
I bet you Pamela and Ashley a**** get negative numbers, LOL (**love you ladies**)

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Permalink Reply by thick_like_gumbo on July 20, 2010 at 6:29pm

I scored 7

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Permalink Reply by SACK CHASER on July 20, 2010 at 7:04pm

I was asking myself the same thing! Lol

My score was an 18... thought it would be much lower!! Lol

RoyaleT said:

I sorta got 5 ....does trying anal mean you participated??? lol ....and what if you did everything except kiss someone of the same sex?

I feel like such a freak!!! *bows head in shame*