wuz good ba?? i was just thinkin bout sex that i have had that had me limp afterwards. (not my dick lol just in general) meaning dead to the world, Paralyzed, out of your element, person could rob you blind and you be like fuck it. lol. i want to here about everybody's exp. bad and good. wuz up??

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I hate you right now for making this post.....sigh

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Man can we please not talk about sex...I'm so horny right now it's ridiculous and my peen is out of town.

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*dead* i know im at work thinkin bout my lil issue cant wait till i get off from work and in general.*looks @ clock* lol

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Yeah bad timing...:(

Golden Child said:
Man can we please not talk about sex...I'm so horny right now it's ridiculous and my peen is out of town.

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maaaan, one night after about 4 long islands... Me & my guy got it in from the door! Some how we ended up on the kitchen counter......... I was just lying there weak (no feelings in my legs) looking like i'm getting my hair washed.. one leg on the counter & the other one hanging toward the floor, my forehead was in the sink and everything(lmao)....I vaguely remember him saying "babe, come to bed" while laughing at me... I just couldn't move..... When I came too I was holding the faucet and a frying pan (I'm still trying to figure out where dat dam pan came from) my puppy was looking at me side ways (like "WTF is she doing up there")....
Now that I think about it; everytime I'm getting it good, I end up (weak) on my forehead...."I'm good.."
LMAO... 4real...

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damn dats wuz up. u notice how ur always in an akward palce, never in the bed. thats whats so hot about it though.

Nikki Nik said:
maaaan, one night after about 4 long islands... Me & my guy got it in from the door! Some how we ended up on the kitchen counter......... I was just lying there weak (no feelings in my legs) looking like i'm getting my hair washed.. one leg on the counter & the other one hanging toward the floor, my forehead was in the sink and everything(lmao)....I vaguely remember him saying "babe, come to bed" while laughing at me... I just couldn't move..... When I came too I was holding the faucet and a frying pan (I'm still trying to figure out where dat dam pan came from) my puppy was looking at me side ways (like "WTF is she doing up there")....
Now that I think about it; everytime I'm getting it good, I end up (weak) on my forehead...."I'm good.."
LMAO... 4real...

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I couldnt even make it in the door good before dude was on his knees givin that good head. He lifts me up and fucks me on the stairs, I had a splinter in my back (hardwood throughout), He then picks me up takes me to the top of the stairs lifts me up so that my legs are around his neck and im hanging on to the crown molding. This ninja was tongue fuckin my puss while I was in mid air. He brings me down and we are in the doorway going at it. I wake up and its 4 in the morning we still in the door way. My legs are still numb and im lookin at him like DAMN. Get up wash my ass and lay right back in the floor! Nah that was some good good!!!

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I hate you all right now (except the two that can feel my pain). I haven't had no bomb in months. What I get is good, don't get me wrong. I've just been waiting for mind-blowing to happen again. We've settled into a living together sexual dead zone. He still gets 5 outta 5 for technique. But creativity, not so much.

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Tell us your story Don... what made you ask this question?

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DAMN WHAT THE HELL WENT ON IN THAT BED!

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ROFL! NOW THAT WAS FUNNY..FROM THE HEAD INSIDE THE SINK TO HOLDING THE PAN....LAWD
Nikki Nik said:
maaaan, one night after about 4 long islands... Me & my guy got it in from the door! Some how we ended up on the kitchen counter......... I was just lying there weak (no feelings in my legs) looking like i'm getting my hair washed.. one leg on the counter & the other one hanging toward the floor, my forehead was in the sink and everything(lmao)....I vaguely remember him saying "babe, come to bed" while laughing at me... I just couldn't move..... When I came too I was holding the faucet and a frying pan (I'm still trying to figure out where dat dam pan came from) my puppy was looking at me side ways (like "WTF is she doing up there")....
Now that I think about it; everytime I'm getting it good, I end up (weak) on my forehead...."I'm good.."
LMAO... 4real...

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"D" was goood. I was tied up and damn, he worked me. **memories**

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