Have you ever been with someone having sex and they didn't do/like/feel like doing the things you like most?  I call em stingy...it was a time where I'd look past my 'Must-Haves' but as I got older there are certain things that are a necessity for me during sex....

Im not picky I just need 3 things....

-A woman who knows how to orgasm..I'm to old to be searching how to make you orgasm."i said orgasm not c**...2 different things IMO"

-Roleplaying ...I cant just 'Hump" all damn day..lets play a game or two

-A good ole fashioned head doctor: "self-explanatory" lol...

whats your must-haves

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LMAO!!! I like your list... Still working on the orgasm! (I know what you mean) :) LMAO

(The orgasm is when you reach your sexual peak right?, when all the shaking goes on? lol)

 

1. Intimacy..I don't just want to hump hump hump (Like Black Fu said) I need you to do other things..Rub my legs while your stroking, kiss my breast...ect

2. Talking/Making noise..I need to hear some moaning, tell me how much you love it.. LOL

3. Music.. I don't have to HAVE music but it sets the mood... :)

 

And the rest is HEAD, HEAD, HEAD for the rest of the night...LOL

Not a necesity but it's nice to have...

 

So if a woman doesn't give head, you're fine with that?
 
LuckyStrike351 said:

Sexual must haves???  

All I ask is that a woman be CLEAN and hygienic so we can get down.

My god, brush your teeth! Wash out and sanitize your p****y! Have clean clothes on and fresh undies. Clip your toes! Is that so hard??

I have met more the a few women who I was instantly turned off when I saw yellow stains under their shirts or had stinky brown teeth from smoking and drinking coffee. UCK!

This made me think of Kevin Hart talking about all black women do is go uh..uhhh..uh...uhhh...lmao.  But for real, I'm not a vulgar person - but sometimes I feel like I wanna be - how do you pratice without making it sound weird or awkward.  I mean it sounds weird when I curse.
 
Slim G said:

LMAO!!! I like your list... Still working on the orgasm! (I know what you mean) :) LMAO

(The orgasm is when you reach your sexual peak right?, when all the shaking goes on? lol)

 

1. Intimacy..I don't just want to hump hump hump (Like Black Fu said) I need you to do other things..Rub my legs while your stroking, kiss my breast...ect

2. Talking/Making noise..I need to hear some moaning, tell me how much you love it.. LOL

3. Music.. I don't have to HAVE music but it sets the mood... :)

 

And the rest is HEAD, HEAD, HEAD for the rest of the night...LOL

Not a necesity but it's nice to have...

 

lol..i dunno..your orgasm is just that...YOUR ORGASM. Its not some universal thing

Slim G said:

LMAO!!! I like your list... Still working on the orgasm! (I know what you mean) :) LMAO

(The orgasm is when you reach your sexual peak right?, when all the shaking goes on? lol)

 

1. Intimacy..I don't just want to hump hump hump (Like Black Fu said) I need you to do other things..Rub my legs while your stroking, kiss my breast...ect

2. Talking/Making noise..I need to hear some moaning, tell me how much you love it.. LOL

3. Music.. I don't have to HAVE music but it sets the mood... :)

 

And the rest is HEAD, HEAD, HEAD for the rest of the night...LOL

Not a necesity but it's nice to have...

 

Yes must haves....the other things you state are just givens imo..i wouldnt mess with women like that

LuckyStrike351 said:

Sexual must haves???  

All I ask is that a woman be CLEAN and hygienic so we can get down.

My god, brush your teeth! Wash out and sanitize your p****y! Have clean clothes on and fresh undies. Clip your toes! Is that so hard??

I have met more the a few women who I was instantly turned off when I saw yellow stains under their shirts or had stinky brown teeth from smoking and drinking coffee. UCK!

Hmm - I think I just need an orgasm, some peen I can feel, and of course, like Slim said...Head, Head, and mo head.  and I Must Have Him NOT ask who's is it.

I could never ever deal with a woman who doesnt give head..Thats why its important to have that discussion b4hand so you dont get jipped during your sexual experience

MS. UCAN NEVA GET ENUFF!! said:

So if a woman doesn't give head, you're fine with that?
 
LuckyStrike351 said:

Sexual must haves???  

All I ask is that a woman be CLEAN and hygienic so we can get down.

My god, brush your teeth! Wash out and sanitize your p****y! Have clean clothes on and fresh undies. Clip your toes! Is that so hard??

I have met more the a few women who I was instantly turned off when I saw yellow stains under their shirts or had stinky brown teeth from smoking and drinking coffee. UCK!

lol...omg thats hilarious..you make it seem as if you'll feel funny if you do it lol

MS. UCAN NEVA GET ENUFF!! said:

This made me think of Kevin Hart talking about all black women do is go uh..uhhh..uh...uhhh...lmao.  But for real, I'm not a vulgar person - but sometimes I feel like I wanna be - how do you pratice without making it sound weird or awkward.  I mean it sounds weird when I curse.
 
Slim G said:

LMAO!!! I like your list... Still working on the orgasm! (I know what you mean) :) LMAO

(The orgasm is when you reach your sexual peak right?, when all the shaking goes on? lol)

 

1. Intimacy..I don't just want to hump hump hump (Like Black Fu said) I need you to do other things..Rub my legs while your stroking, kiss my breast...ect

2. Talking/Making noise..I need to hear some moaning, tell me how much you love it.. LOL

3. Music.. I don't have to HAVE music but it sets the mood... :)

 

And the rest is HEAD, HEAD, HEAD for the rest of the night...LOL

Not a necesity but it's nice to have...

 

That does go with talking s***...im not a s*** talker like that one dude with the gold teeth, but im an a******.I'll know im winning and i'll subtly let you know that you're losing to me lol

MS. UCAN NEVA GET ENUFF!! said:

Hmm - I think I just need an orgasm, some peen I can feel, and of course, like Slim said...Head, Head, and mo head.  and I Must Have Him NOT ask who's is it.

now I'm feeling you on that....all very important. The personal hygiene...it's like the preshow...How wants to get intimate with anyone who turns them off with their B.O.?

Can't even get in the mood for foreplay if they smell game isn't on point. (this only applies to someone you are already in a real relationship with...cause why even "talk" to someone who has bad hygiene...I mean, if your dude goes to the gym a lot...he better know to wash up before asking for any...lol)

Keep them balls washed and sprayed and those teeth white and the guy may get some play tonight...lol
 
LuckyStrike351 said:

Sexual must haves???  

All I ask is that a woman be CLEAN and hygienic so we can get down.

My god, brush your teeth! Wash out and sanitize your p****y! Have clean clothes on and fresh undies. Clip your toes! Is that so hard??

I have met more the a few women who I was instantly turned off when I saw yellow stains under their shirts or had stinky brown teeth from smoking and drinking coffee. UCK!

*holds head in shame*  I would
 
blackfujones said:

lol...omg thats hilarious..you make it seem as if you'll feel funny if you do it lol

MS. UCAN NEVA GET ENUFF!! said:

This made me think of Kevin Hart talking about all black women do is go uh..uhhh..uh...uhhh...lmao.  But for real, I'm not a vulgar person - but sometimes I feel like I wanna be - how do you pratice without making it sound weird or awkward.  I mean it sounds weird when I curse.
 
Slim G said:

LMAO!!! I like your list... Still working on the orgasm! (I know what you mean) :) LMAO

(The orgasm is when you reach your sexual peak right?, when all the shaking goes on? lol)

 

1. Intimacy..I don't just want to hump hump hump (Like Black Fu said) I need you to do other things..Rub my legs while your stroking, kiss my breast...ect

2. Talking/Making noise..I need to hear some moaning, tell me how much you love it.. LOL

3. Music.. I don't have to HAVE music but it sets the mood... :)

 

And the rest is HEAD, HEAD, HEAD for the rest of the night...LOL

Not a necesity but it's nice to have...

 

MsUcannevagetenuff....Lol, I remember that girl, and it's true...  I can't stand no dry ass sex with no noise/feeling/emotion. I will get turned off ASAP!! I'm sure some guys feel the same way. Talking really enhances the experience for me. I'm not sure if that was a rhetorical question cause you didn't put a question mark..but I'm here to explain anyway.. There's not really a handbook BUT YOUR SEXY VOICE IS KEY...no matter how akward you think you sound, you can make cussing sound sexy.

.Depending on what your man likes...TALK...but not too much have intervals :)

OOOH Baby you f**k this p**sy soo good....(Breath release)

AAAAAAUUUUUUUU F**K.... (breath release)

Call his name if you have to...(breath release) lol

Sex this good p***y til you c**..Uhhhhhhh (breath release)

OOOOH s**t baby.... (breath release)

As a last resort...Moaning is always good (of course if it's good)

Get creative, what you say depends on the guy and how comfortable you are with him..

Have fun with it and don't get caught up in the politics of it.. LOL :)

Don't judge me! :)


MS. UCAN NEVA GET ENUFF!! said:

This made me think of Kevin Hart talking about all black women do is go uh..uhhh..uh...uhhh...lmao.  But for real, I'm not a vulgar person - but sometimes I feel like I wanna be - how do you pratice without making it sound weird or awkward.  I mean it sounds weird when I curse.
 
Slim G said:

LMAO!!! I like your list... Still working on the orgasm! (I know what you mean) :) LMAO

(The orgasm is when you reach your sexual peak right?, when all the shaking goes on? lol)

 

1. Intimacy..I don't just want to hump hump hump (Like Black Fu said) I need you to do other things..Rub my legs while your stroking, kiss my breast...ect

2. Talking/Making noise..I need to hear some moaning, tell me how much you love it.. LOL

3. Music.. I don't have to HAVE music but it sets the mood... :)

 

And the rest is HEAD, HEAD, HEAD for the rest of the night...LOL

Not a necesity but it's nice to have...

 

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