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Should I BOINK my sexy landscaper????
My married landscaper is FIINNEE and his body is OMG! He is packing too! I have tried to keep it strictly professional with him. One morning a few weeks ago he caught me in a state of undress (big, firm, succulent, and round breasts) and said to me as I am writing him his check, "you look GOOOODD" in a voice that made my panties wet! I tried to act unfazed but as he was walking away, I blurted out "your arms look more muscular than usual" and he said something stupid but flirty back, then I said "and your back looks stronger too" and finally I said "and your ass looks rounder or fatter..." No H***.....WHY DID I SAY THAT!!!!! I think I was still drunk from my house party that ended about 2 hours before he came ringing at 9 am! Needless to say, he has been sweating me (texting/calling) ever since trying to put that Big D all up in me, LOL!
BA Family, should I BOINK him one time for the thrill of it?
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Permalink Reply by SACK CHASER on -
Leave that MARRIED man alone....
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Permalink Reply by Dub_B on -
NFLwife you beyond funny lol...all your post crack me the hell up...just dream its always nice to dream. fast i tell u
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Permalink Reply by Ken Nicole on -
Girl,now you know that if you have to ask then you wrong from jump. Lol Karma is a Biotch , but if you do do it be prepared for whatever consequences. Remember he knows where you live, probably knows your schedule, and I'm pretty sure IF his wife finds out it won't be hard for her to find all of this info out as well. Not to be a Debbie Downer, lol, but all I'm saying is be sure that you are prepared to handle ALLLL outcomes good and bad! You don't want to put it on him and have his ass khoo khoo for coco puffs, stalking u and issh. Lol
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Permalink Reply by Moving In Silence on -
Married = trouble and so does work place relationships so if he's less then 10 status I say leave it alone. And I doubt he's a 10 being a landscaper unless he works for himself. 10 status is an extremely rare find.
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Permalink Reply by Kerri York on -
Girl, this is a pickle. Personally I wouldn't go there; put yourself in the wife's shoes and take it from there
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Permalink Reply by FormerNFLWife on -
Dang Ya'll! Everybody pretty much is saying "pass up on the opportunity". My intuition and consciousness agrees with you all but my emotions and hormones are like "go put it on that man!" DANG!, I may really have to fire him as my landscaper!
Thanks for the advice.
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Permalink Reply by Baller Alert on -
LOL..reminds me of that scene in Sex and the City.
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Permalink Reply by MS. UCAN NEVA GET ENUFF!! on -
YESSSS YOU DESPERATE HOUSEWIVE
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Permalink Reply by MS. UCAN NEVA GET ENUFF!! on
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OOH, i didnt see the married part either :(
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Permalink Reply by University of Smitty on -
Karma is a b***h. He's going to lose his job for trying to cheat on his wife.
FormerNFLWife said:Dang Ya'll! Everybody pretty much is saying "pass up on the opportunity". My intuition and consciousness agrees with you all but my emotions and hormones are like "go put it on that man!" DANG!, I may really have to fire him as my landscaper!
Thanks for the advice.
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