Things women say during sex ...
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Things women say during sex ... that they really don't mean.
1. "Don't stress; it happens to everyone." Maybe if you are over 40, but if
you are under 40, dude... it doesn't happen to everyone.
2. "It's HUGE." If not coupled with an instruction not to try any of the
more penetrative positions, she doesn't mean it.
3. "Phwoooar!" No woman ever means "phwooar". Trust me. If she did, she'd
be making a different noise altogether.
4. "It's the best I have ever had. No, really." In fact, anything coupled
with 'no, really', is a lie.
5. "Gosh, I've never done THAT before." Translation: I really don't want to
do that, ever again.
6. "No, I adore giving blowjobs. No, really."
7. "I don't really like foreplay." I am so sorry I ever began this. How
quickly can I get it to end?
8. "Please don't wait for me to come." See point 7.
9. "I have never been that big on kissing"... people with bad breath.
10. "I find back hair really sexy. No, really."
1. "Don't stress; it happens to everyone." Maybe if you are over 40, but if
you are under 40, dude... it doesn't happen to everyone.
2. "It's HUGE." If not coupled with an instruction not to try any of the
more penetrative positions, she doesn't mean it.
3. "Phwoooar!" No woman ever means "phwooar". Trust me. If she did, she'd
be making a different noise altogether.
4. "It's the best I have ever had. No, really." In fact, anything coupled
with 'no, really', is a lie.
5. "Gosh, I've never done THAT before." Translation: I really don't want to
do that, ever again.
6. "No, I adore giving blowjobs. No, really."
7. "I don't really like foreplay." I am so sorry I ever began this. How
quickly can I get it to end?
8. "Please don't wait for me to come." See point 7.
9. "I have never been that big on kissing"... people with bad breath.
10. "I find back hair really sexy. No, really."
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LMAO @ #8
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OMG!
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she looks good.
This is soooo sad that this happened to her & is happening to other little girls...But im glad some light is being shed on it now. Just think if poor little shaniya wasnt murdered we wouldn't have even known or heard about her...
That is not her body and if it is then it's really sad because her head looks hella big
I absolutely hate when females claim to love their thick bodies, or how men love extra meat on womens bones, but then turn around and lose weight when they really not that big to begin with. i.e.; Tyra Banks, Monique (I know she's big and she need...
WTF?????????
Is this 'becky parenting' ? LOL
It looks like she's not really in the room. Looks photoshoped.
she needs to stop hell the whole family needs to stop and losing all that weight when you are not overweight in the first place is very unhealthy!!
what's in the box at the left of the Pic? It looks Photo shopped and he head looks hella huge in this pic. LOL
LMAO @ Boss.
I would like to know who made this. This is next to the car in white gold. I think they have gold toilets too.
To funny
Put a gold bullet up their ass...lol
@ CP, lol: We see these ballers looking all good and don't realise it is their better half that keeps their swagg up and without them they are just regular ninjas with no sex appeal whatsoever !
Cougar you're nasty!
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