Things women say during sex ...

Things women say during sex ... that they really don't mean.

1. "Don't stress; it happens to everyone." Maybe if you are over 40, but if
you are under 40, dude... it doesn't happen to everyone.

2. "It's HUGE." If not coupled with an instruction not to try any of the
more penetrative positions, she doesn't mean it.

3. "Phwoooar!" No woman ever means "phwooar". Trust me. If she did, she'd
be making a different noise altogether.

4. "It's the best I have ever had. No, really." In fact, anything coupled
with 'no, really', is a lie.

5. "Gosh, I've never done THAT before." Translation: I really don't want to
do that, ever again.

6. "No, I adore giving blowjobs. No, really."

7. "I don't really like foreplay." I am so sorry I ever began this. How
quickly can I get it to end?

8. "Please don't wait for me to come." See point 7.

9. "I have never been that big on kissing"... people with bad breath.

10. "I find back hair really sexy. No, really."