Because we are ladies we don't tell the truth to these a******* because it would hurt their lil feelings. Post what you really wanted to tell that dude but never did...

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Lmao yall silly

I can't walk past a Popeye's.... smh.

nalaLOVE said:

LMAO @ I's loves me some chicken! 

blackfujones said:

call me a nigga but i's loves me some chicken..straight up

nalaLOVE said:

lmaoooo I needed this ! it really put a smile on my face

blackfujones said:

sorry i jus found this hilarious lol

blackfujones said:

Uhp made dolla night at the laundromat! Nothing beats a hook up on clean clothes!

I'm dying over here you aint s*** for this lmao, Maybe we should collectively give her sum pointers
 
nalaLOVE said:

& I'M GETTING FED UP W/ THIS DAMN GIRL MAKING ALL THESE POSTS ABOUT THIS VIDEO ABOUT GIVING HEAD! B**** WE DON'T HAVE IT 

Can't be mad that she is tryna get her head game right lol

Chanel said:

I'm dying over here you aint s*** for this lmao, Maybe we should collectively give her sum pointers
 
nalaLOVE said:

& I'M GETTING FED UP W/ THIS DAMN GIRL MAKING ALL THESE POSTS ABOUT THIS VIDEO ABOUT GIVING HEAD! B**** WE DON'T HAVE IT 

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO... "Them b****** hitch-hike" LOL

McKenna Hylton said:

*You know when you used to thrust real hard and try to get a squeal out of me...We both know your d*** was too small for that, why did you bother?

*Its not okay that you ask me for money...ever.

*Its not okay that you're house AND car have roaches. You're exterminator played you hard.

*No I don't want to come over. Them b****** hitch-hike

*Please just shut thee f*** up sir...I really don't care


LMMFAOOOO

queenofmean jones said:
1)stop talkin about how you a boss but you live wit ya bro in a small ass 2bdrm apt.wit dat big ass "floor model" tv in da livin room. 2) stop talkin about how many cars you got when you pushin a old ass mazda millineum during tha week and you call ya self "flossin/stuntin" in that 20 yr old (1993) acura that you drive on the weekend3) stop sayin you "made me" because the only thing you "made me" do was waste my time wit ya ballin on a budget ass!!! Lmao damn dat felt good :)

Whilst you believe I am completely dependant on you, in reality I am stacking my chips and close to becoming a home owner WITHOUT YOUR HELP. I'll drop you when I am thru with you.

Look here, dont come crying to me about your sex life cause I've been DONE with your b***h azz. .....but for the record, yo limp d**k deserves the DRIEST of dry p***y. 

*Stop sending me d**k pics (I HATE THAT WITH A PASSION) then get mad when I ask you where's the rest?

hmmm, don't mind if i do..

1. Yea. I faked it. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

2. Your sex was wacktastic, but if I could, I would bottle up your "head" and sell it.

3. The only reason I still deal with you is because I'm not with who I really want right now. Until he and I get this thing all figure out, you will be my "something to do for now."

4. No, I do not want to have sex with you. No, there isn't anything you can do to change my mind. 

5. Yes, I know that you are a fake ass baller. Your so called boy told me you borrowed money from him to give me. Wow. 

6. I call you "bay" because I cannot for the life of me remember your name. 

7. Kissing you would be the ultimate torture. You need to invest in some carmex or something. 

8. Remember the night of the beach party? You know, when I ended up with a full blown migraine, popped a perc, and went to bed? Yea, well, your boy woke me up with his  tongue in my slit and has been begging for another taste ever since.

9. The "trip" I'm taking this weekend, yea it's with "him." See ya, Tuesday!

*hollering*

Jae Nei said:

hmmm, don't mind if i do..

1. Yea. I faked it. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

2. Your sex was wacktastic, but if I could, I would bottle up your "head" and sell it.

3. The only reason I still deal with you is because I'm not with who I really want right now. Until he and I get this thing all figure out, you will be my "something to do for now."

4. No, I do not want to have sex with you. No, there isn't anything you can do to change my mind. 

5. Yes, I know that you are a fake ass baller. Your so called boy told me you borrowed money from him to give me. Wow. 

6. I call you "bay" because I cannot for the life of me remember your name. 

7. Kissing you would be the ultimate torture. You need to invest in some carmex or something. 

8. Remember the night of the beach party? You know, when I ended up with a full blown migraine, popped a perc, and went to bed? Yea, well, your boy woke me up with his  tongue in my slit and has been begging for another taste ever since.

9. The "trip" I'm taking this weekend, yea it's with "him." See ya, Tuesday!

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