Because we are ladies we don't tell the truth to these a******* because it would hurt their lil feelings. Post what you really wanted to tell that dude but never did...

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I don't like giving you head. BeCuz your peek-a-boo pull back your dicc. smells like picklejuice and your balls smell like sauerkraut.That's why I say "yes" but it never happens, and for some strange reason that every morning fart you do is disgusting.
Also your too young to have a push back kodasack on your head, which means in a few years you'll have a George Jefferson going on.

*Please make sure that you thoroughly wash your d*** off next time. I appreciate you keeping it clean but I DO NOT want to taste the soap that you used. A for effort.

*A short, thick d*** does not make it big. No the white guy next to the car was not looking in shock at how huge your d*** was. And if he was looking, you just proved to him that not all black guys have big dicks. Congratulations.

*Please use your hips! Or at least change your angle so that I can compensate by tilting my pelvis. How did you make it to this age still not knowing how to do this s***?!

*I guess just b/c it didn't smell didn't mean it was clean. Nigga you gave me a UTI. I am NOT f****** you again. (Ok just one more time)

*Ok nevermind, UTI again! We're done. Thanks for paying for one of my tats. Oh you didn't know that you paid for it? My bad. Thought I told you.

*So you can make me c** in 3 minutes just by eating me out? Ok let's see what you got....omg it's been 45 minutes! Did you mean 3 x 15? Stop, just stop, let's just f*** so I can go home.

*Did I get dry b/c of something that you did??? Let's see, I was wet before we started f******, wet during the first few minutes, then all of a sudden I was dry...No it wasn't you. My p**** just got dehydrated b/c of all the great sex and needed a glass of water.

*Ewww do not take the same finger that you just had in my ass and try to finger me with it...do you not know about hygiene?? Use a different finger.

Right! Lol!

Siren said:
Dang yall covered all the ones I was gonna share!

LMAO!!!!

BlkButtafly said:

*Did I get dry b/c of something that you did??? Let's see, I was wet before we started f******, wet during the first few minutes, then all of a sudden I was dry...No it wasn't you. My p**** just got dehydrated b/c of all the great sex and needed a glass of water.

Believe it or not, I do NOT have the last p***y on earth.  Please move on....

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