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Permalink Reply by Ms. Ashley Banks on August 21, 2009 at 10:35am

LOLOLOL- this should be my list, too. I don't warn people about the "waterworks", I always knock them out of the way and throw the sheets over me before it happens. If you won't move, you get what you deserve.

Charlie/Daddy's Girl said:

-yes, I like your friend and if he gives me the 'go' I will be out with him tonight
-come on now, you damn well I didnt come
-yes, i am a squirter
-I actually love sex and have a high sex drive, just not with you
-you're one of the dumbest people I've ever met

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Permalink Reply by Black_celebutante on August 21, 2009 at 10:37am

"no i did not think that b**** you had while me and my girls were dancing was cute"
"No i dont think your fly because you wear designer you make it look trash"
"Your heavy southern accent drains my energy and makes my head hurt"
"Yes Im only talking to you because I know how deep your pockets are"
"You might be cute but you are a walking STD, So dont touch me"
"Your hygiene is so bad that I secretly use anti bacterial gel on my hands after i tough you"
"No I dont use that gel so you dont catch swine flu its because I dont know what dirty b**** you been touching before me"
"Yes, i do have minutes I just dont want to talk to your ass"
"Yes i did see your missed calls I purposely ignored them because I have other options"
"I really didnt care for that lecture you gave me about your feelings I just need to get f*****"

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Permalink Reply by DAinvisibleMan on August 21, 2009 at 10:39am

Freakin hilarious! And also a humblin moment. i might have needed to see this as much as y'all needed to share it. i still have a big ego tho!

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Permalink Reply by Baller Alert on August 21, 2009 at 10:48am

Great.lol

DAinvisibleMan said:

Freakin hilarious! And also a humblin moment. i might have needed to see this as much as y'all needed to share it. i still have a big ego tho!

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Permalink Reply by Siren on August 21, 2009 at 10:53am

-I saw that cialis in your pocket and just cuz u thought you were gonna get some I'm not gonna give you any and I hope your hard on lasts more than 4 hours & you have to go to the hospital.
-You need to lose some weight...
-You need to shave your peasy a$$ chest hair
-You can't dress
-Gucci doesn't even make shoes that look like that with yo bootleg ass
-those clothes you bought me were wack I am taking them all back
-I only called you because I didn't feel like cooking and you are a gauranteed hot plate your conversation sucks
-Your mother is petty and a bit*ch and if I didn't really care for you I would cuss her out and tell her so
-All your boys talked ish about me to you while we were together and most of them tried to holla behind your back.
-I did not go to Dover Down and if you knew where I went and who I was with you would jump off a bridge
-Yeah he is just my homeboy (NOW) he used to blow my back and out & he still would if i would let him and if I ever need anything ($$$ or other) he will provide (more & better than you)

****disclainer these are from my past relationship none of these lies have been told in my current realtionship! LMAO
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Permalink Reply by OUT OF CONTROL on August 21, 2009 at 11:10am

This ish right here tops them all!!! hahahahaha!!! I concur with your list!!!!

smallwonder903 said:

* I did actually call you another name, he was on my mind because I wish he was f****** me
* I was not sleepwalking, I was trying to sneak out
* I was not out clubbin til 6am, no club is that much fun
* That is really not my cousin, I use to f* him but since we the same last name it worked. Do you want a jersey or not?
* No I didn't pay for that trip or the stuff I brought back
* I'm not going out with my home girl, I'm going on a date
* The number of men I told you, add 10
* You skin is the worse, I hope my baby has my skin
* and my hair, cause your mamma is bald
* He didn't have to beg, because he know how to kiss, eat & f***.
* Furthermore, I wish ya'll were friends so he could teach you
* I hate when your cornball a$$, asks me if you can "get some p**** or head", that's why I say maybe (which means no)

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Permalink Reply by Sheli on August 21, 2009 at 11:15am

We would most Definetly be dead!! I wish I could Anonymously send this link to someone, because a LOT of this applies to him and he needs to know...the truth shall set him free and then snatch him back down to Earth, lol.

Boss/MadamBA said:

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Can you imagine if we really told dudes the raw uncut truth that most of us would be dead? lol

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Permalink Reply by Charlie/Daddy's Girl on August 21, 2009 at 11:17am

DEAD...that should be on my list as number 1!

Siren said:

-I saw that cialis in your pocket and just cuz u thought you were gonna get some I'm not gonna give you any and I hope your hard on lasts more than 4 hours & you have to go to the hospital.
-You need to lose some weight...
-You need to shave your peasy a$$ chest hair
-You can't dress
-Gucci doesn't even make shoes that look like that with yo bootleg ass
-those clothes you bought me were wack I am taking them all back
-I only called you because I didn't feel like cooking and you are a gauranteed hot plate your conversation sucks
-Your mother is petty and a bit*ch and if I didn't really care for you I would cuss her out and tell her so
-All your boys talked ish about me to you while we were together and most of them tried to holla behind your back.
-I did not go to Dover Down and if you knew where I went and who I was with you would jump off a bridge
-Yeah he is just my homeboy (NOW) he used to blow my back and out & he still would if i would let him and if I ever need anything ($$$ or other) he will provide (more & better than you)

****disclainer these are from my past relationship none of these lies have been told in my current realtionship! LMAO
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Permalink Reply by oo la la on August 21, 2009 at 11:23am

OMG @the posts. THEY ARE HILARIOUS. I don't have anything I would have said b/c I usually say everything...which I truly believe is why I'm single. I have no tact.

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Permalink Reply by kef213 on August 21, 2009 at 11:25am

I would rather have all four wisdom teeth extracted at the same time without Novocaine, undergo an endometrial biopsy, and lick my cat's backside rather than have sex with you!

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Permalink Reply by oo la la on August 21, 2009 at 11:25am

I rolling at officialgroupie, Siren, and Boss. hahahahahahahhaha I would have to second babydoll, I have definitely been in a couple situations where I really really wished I would have met their friend first. I'm still sad about one such experience.

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Permalink Reply by Monica Amazing on August 21, 2009 at 11:27am

just a few

*I have never in my life had d*** as horrible as yours. Your stroke is reminiscent of a flopping fish out of water. The ONLY reason the d*** even stayed in is because I had to put the kung-fu grip on it. Thank goodness for kegals.

*I have no clue how you've managed, all this time, to get away with doing push-ups in the p****. Nothing was moving but your arms. Use your hips! Use your hips!

*I let you think everything you did for me was your idea. ;-)

*I just told you I was abstinent because I didn't want to f*** you. The next guy I dated, I f***** his brains out repeatedly.

*Yes I went to Paris but not by myself and not just to clear my head and get away.


*It grossed me out for you to touch me.

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