For Women Who Want The Ballerific Life!
-yes, I like your friend and if he gives me the 'go' I will be out with him tonight
-come on now, you damn well I didnt come
-yes, i am a squirter
-I actually love sex and have a high sex drive, just not with you
-you're one of the dumbest people I've ever met
Freakin hilarious! And also a humblin moment. i might have needed to see this as much as y'all needed to share it. i still have a big ego tho!
* I did actually call you another name, he was on my mind because I wish he was f****** me
* I was not sleepwalking, I was trying to sneak out
* I was not out clubbin til 6am, no club is that much fun
* That is really not my cousin, I use to f* him but since we the same last name it worked. Do you want a jersey or not?
* No I didn't pay for that trip or the stuff I brought back
* I'm not going out with my home girl, I'm going on a date
* The number of men I told you, add 10
* You skin is the worse, I hope my baby has my skin
* and my hair, cause your mamma is bald
* He didn't have to beg, because he know how to kiss, eat & f***.
* Furthermore, I wish ya'll were friends so he could teach you
* I hate when your cornball a$$, asks me if you can "get some p**** or head", that's why I say maybe (which means no)
Can you imagine if we really told dudes the raw uncut truth that most of us would be dead? lol
-I saw that cialis in your pocket and just cuz u thought you were gonna get some I'm not gonna give you any and I hope your hard on lasts more than 4 hours & you have to go to the hospital.
-You need to lose some weight...
-You need to shave your peasy a$$ chest hair
-You can't dress
-Gucci doesn't even make shoes that look like that with yo bootleg ass
-those clothes you bought me were wack I am taking them all back
-I only called you because I didn't feel like cooking and you are a gauranteed hot plate your conversation sucks
-Your mother is petty and a bit*ch and if I didn't really care for you I would cuss her out and tell her so
-All your boys talked ish about me to you while we were together and most of them tried to holla behind your back.
-I did not go to Dover Down and if you knew where I went and who I was with you would jump off a bridge
-Yeah he is just my homeboy (NOW) he used to blow my back and out & he still would if i would let him and if I ever need anything ($$$ or other) he will provide (more & better than you)
****disclainer these are from my past relationship none of these lies have been told in my current realtionship! LMAO