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Permalink Reply by Sheli on August 21, 2009 at 9:09am

***I wasn't really a virgin.
***No I didn't c**
***My period isn't on I just don't want to f**k you.
***Your finger actually felt better.
***I couldn't stand your mother, but you Dad could definetly get it (twice) :-)

@ KJ....Did we date the same dude, LOL
@ April...This one right here had me rolling.....I've done that before and actually enjoyed it more the other time--HILARIOUS

KJ said:

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*You're a user and a loser that will be unhappy for the rest of your life
*I'm the best you ever had >*You're ashy
*You're crooked front teeth actually DO bother me

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Permalink Reply by Sunshine Jones on August 21, 2009 at 9:48am

* I did actually call you another name, he was on my mind because I wish he was f****** me
* I was not sleepwalking, I was trying to sneak out
* I was not out clubbin til 6am, no club is that much fun
* That is really not my cousin, I use to f* him but since we the same last name it worked. Do you want a jersey or not?
* No I didn't pay for that trip or the stuff I brought back
* I'm not going out with my home girl, I'm going on a date
* The number of men I told you, add 10
* You skin is the worse, I hope my baby has my skin
* and my hair, cause your mamma is bald
* He didn't have to beg, because he know how to kiss, eat & f***.
* Furthermore, I wish ya'll were friends so he could teach you
* I hate when your cornball a$$, asks me if you can "get some p**** or head", that's why I say maybe (which means no)

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Permalink Reply by Ms. Ashley Banks on August 21, 2009 at 9:56am

NUMBER 2 will forever go down in history! LOVE IT!

C*u*t*e* said:

1. No you're not the best I ever had
2. Yes I did tell my friends you know all the words to Grease
3. I didn't like the peach cobbler your momma made.

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Permalink Reply by Siren on August 21, 2009 at 10:01am

Dang yall covered all the ones I was gonna share!

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Permalink Reply by Sheli on August 21, 2009 at 10:04am

LOL, your list is going to get you choked after he's done crying and punching the air like Cuba Gooding in "Boyz In The Hood"

smallwonder903 said:

* I did actually call you another name, he was on my mind because I wish he was f****** me
* I was not sleepwalking, I was trying to sneak out
* I was not out clubbin til 6am, no club is that much fun
* That is really not my cousin, I use to f* him but since we the same last name it worked. Do you want a jersey or not?
* No I didn't pay for that trip or the stuff I brought back
* I'm not going out with my home girl, I'm going on a date
* The number of men I told you, add 10
* You skin is the worse, I hope my baby has my skin
* and my hair, cause your mamma is bald
* He didn't have to beg, because he know how to kiss, eat & f***.
* Furthermore, I wish ya'll were friends so he could teach you
* I hate when your cornball a$$, asks me if you can "get some p**** or head", that's why I say maybe (which means no)

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Permalink Reply by Ms. Ashley Banks on August 21, 2009 at 10:10am

1) For someone with a J.D./M.B.A./Ph.D./M.D., you sure are stupid.

2) I don't care how much money you/your family has, you are all nouveau riche trash.

3) I hate hearing your family's shock at how articulate I am to come from THAT part of town and how lucky I am to be with you. You all have horrible grammar and bad manners, so please, sit down and read a book.

4) I've had vomit that tastes better than your semen.

5) Please get rid of the color contacts and the texturizer. Yes, I understand you are a pretty boy. No, you do not have green/hazel/gray eyes and/or wavy hair. You look like a clown.

6) When you tell me I'm the "smartest" girl you've dated, I realized that's your code for "least attractive". We "smart" women catch on easily.

7) Yes, I find your friends more attractive than you. I'm more than likely selecting which one I'm going to date after I dump you.

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Permalink Reply by Baller Alert on August 21, 2009 at 10:15am

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Can you imagine if we really told dudes the raw uncut truth that most of us would be dead? lol

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Permalink Reply by Charlie/Daddy's Girl on August 21, 2009 at 10:16am

-kiss me again, youre dead...I'm only around for the d*** and the dough and because you pay for all my friends to drink and eat...
-hell no you're not the best
-yes, i f*cked him
-you are not even close to the best ninja I've had
-I only say those things to keep you around because I hate to lose
-my son's d*ck is bigger than yours, he's only 3
-no, I didnt just stand around and watch each time I went to the swingers club...I participated
-I won't have your baby because you and your momma is funny looking, can't take any chances
-if you don't give me money, I'm leaving - I'm just not that into you
-of course I've dated athletes, duh
-yes, I get on Balleralert

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Permalink Reply by Baller Alert on August 21, 2009 at 10:22am

*when I told you..you were handsome I lied..you are ugly as s***
*I noticed that you wore the same two pair of jeans everyday
*I acted like I liked your child but I didn't - no home training
*Remember when I left the house and I said I tried to wake you up? I didn't..if fact I left out the house barefoot..more like I was a burglar
*I saw the card in your car when I drove it...you are such a lyin ass nigga
*Remember when you cried because your money was f***** up...I told you it was ok...deep down I was laughing to myself calling you a p****
*I know your car wasn't stolen..it got snatched from the repo man..I act like I was stupid and went along with your broke ass

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Permalink Reply by Baller Alert on August 21, 2009 at 10:24am

This is therapy for me....I feel so much better.

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Permalink Reply by Charlie/Daddy's Girl on August 21, 2009 at 10:25am

-yes, I like your friend and if he gives me the 'go' I will be out with him tonight
-come on now, you damn well I didnt come
-yes, i am a squirter
-I actually love sex and have a high sex drive, just not with you
-you're one of the dumbest people I've ever met

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Permalink Reply by Babydoll on August 21, 2009 at 10:30am

I don't know, I am pretty honest, like if the c** is nasty i tell em, if the d*** didn't make me c**, i tell em....

BUT this is for my recent dude.....

*i wish your friend/roommate tried to talk to me first, cuz i really want to f*** him, like for real.
*you make the worst sex faces i have ever seen
*You are not the best d*** (close, but no cigar)
*I think you are weird because you like me to twist your nipples extra hard (makes me uncomfortable for some reason)
*i did have anal sex, like a million times
and yes i do still keep in contact with my ex, & yes, i do still want to f*** him and yes, I will this weekend :)

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