TRUTH

Replies to This Discussion

Permalink Reply by L0vie D0vie on October 17, 2009 at 9:54am

Some of this stuff is hilarious!

▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Hotter on October 17, 2009 at 12:29pm

I cant even think of ish cause I am laughin to damn hard at this ish. But I'll be back!

▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Mesha on October 18, 2009 at 8:42pm

Round TWO...

1. I only pretend like I want to spend time with you. Seriously, you're lame. I'm just trying to get the money.
2. U think you are doing me wrong by spreading your dick around...hello do you not remember I was dry the last time?! All the dick in the world you could give wouldn't change that.
3. I know you lurk on the message boards trying to figure out what my sn is so you can find out what's going on. Just like a hoe...so messy, get a life..
4. I know you're fucking with some other chicks but guess what, I'm fucking with some other dudes (another reason why I haven't complained about us not fucking), so we're even.
5. My goal is to sleep with your friend I had the beef with. He and I only got into a argument to throw you're monkey ass off. I've got the digits, he's got mine. We exchanged why you weren't looking.
6. All of your "homeboys" are grimey anyway, you're main nicca been trying to hit since day one when he told me not to worry about you and that you were fucking with that light skin chick. He also said I needed to get with him...gave me the number. Your other nigga was trying to pick me up when I was in the kitchen and you were playing cards.
7. You're such a slow ass nigga. You play me, I play you. I'm just holding on til I get the money and to make you miserable. The first to say let me out looses!

▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by VPKissme on October 21, 2009 at 1:15am

here it goes (LOL)...

Remember a few years ago (you stopped by my house) and you said I gained a few pounds and (jokenly) POKED my belly and ask was I pregnant?!?!?! ( I said NO, I guess the jokes on you)..... WELL I WAS! (and it definitely wasn't yours) I was 1 week away from getting an abortion.

Yes, you are the only guy I had sex with (my dumb high school sweetheart), BUT-T-T i had intercourse with several other guys **sigh**

Remember I told you i only kissed another guy, that was correct... I only KISSED his lips, balls and penis. I guess your NOT the only one with secrets or getting action DUMBASS!

OMG, I feel so relieved... LMAO!

▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Boss/MadamBA on October 21, 2009 at 9:13am

LMAO@ Remember I told you i only kissed another guy, that was correct... I only KISSED his lips, balls and penis. I guess your NOT the only one with secrets or getting action DUMBASS!

VPKissme said:

here it goes (LOL)...

Remember a few years ago (you stopped by my house) and you said I gained a few pounds and (jokenly) POKED my belly and ask was I pregnant?!?!?! ( I said NO, I guess the jokes on you)..... WELL I WAS! (and it definitely wasn't yours) I was 1 week away from getting an abortion.

Yes, you are the only guy I had sex with (my dumb high school sweetheart), BUT-T-T i had intercourse with several other guys **sigh**

Remember I told you i only kissed another guy, that was correct... I only KISSED his lips, balls and penis. I guess your NOT the only one with secrets or getting action DUMBASS!

OMG, I feel so relieved... LMAO!

▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on November 19, 2009 at 3:56pm

I really only dated you for the cash.
You aren't that into church, and I'm not that into you.
I only told you I would marry you and have five babies by you but really you are hideous, and so is your daughter.
She could be your fucking twin, so not a good look.
I would never risk passing those genes on, your oldest son however could get it.
But I still wouldn't want a kid by him for fear of the throwback genes.
Furthermore, I don't even want five kids by anyone, especially you.

You are a fucking cokehead, that is why no matter how much of a pretty boy you are I would never want you back.
No I don't want to trap you because you are gonna smoke up your pro salary before I'd even get anything.
Yes, I told everyone that you sniff coke, and I also told them rehab didn't work for you, uhm 4 times.
If your eyes are yellow like a highlighter, you have Hepatitis A,B,C,D,Z, something, and yes I know he is not just your homeboy, that's why I am no longer attracted to him.
I always want to have drinks when we go out so I can have an excuse for laughing in your face cuz your so dumb. You think I get wasted off one drink, ninja I just find you comical.
No I do not always have my period when you call my pussy is just running from you.
Your dick is not big because it's thick. It's short as fuck, so what can I do with that, it's like fucking a treestump, who over circumcised you?
I honestly didn't feel it, your finger felt better. I just wanted you to stop and leave.
I couldn't bring myself to suck your dick because I couldn't see it well.
I don't wear/need glasses, I squinted because I couldn't find your dick.
Those half naked pics of your mom that she sent to her bf in jail, yeah I filed those away for future use.
You inadvertantly introduced me to the love of my life lol, so no we can't "kick it" again.
I fucked your cousin, your dick was big, but his was bigger.
My "me time" usually isn't, it's usually spent with him, lol.

*99% of these are past relationships.

▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Cookie Pie on November 19, 2009 at 5:45pm

Ohhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!! You went in hard !!!!!!

MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

I really only dated you for the cash.
You aren't that into church, and I'm not that into you. I only told you I would marry you and have five babies by you but really you are hideous, and so is your daughter. She could be your fucking twin, so not a good look.
I would never risk passing those genes on, your oldest son however could get it.
But I still wouldn't want a kid by him for fear of the throwback genes.
Furthermore, I don't even want five kids by anyone, especially you.

You are a fucking cokehead, that is why no matter how much of a pretty boy you are I would never want you back.
No I don't want to trap you because you are gonna smoke up your pro salary before I'd even get anything.
Yes, I told everyone that you sniff coke, and I also told them rehab didn't work for you, uhm 4 times.
If your eyes are yellow like a highlighter, you have Hepatitis A,B,C,D,Z, something, and yes I know he is not just your homeboy, that's why I am no longer attracted to him.
I always want to have drinks when we go out so I can have an excuse for laughing in your face cuz your so dumb. You think I get wasted off one drink, ninja I just find you comical.
No I do not always have my period when you call my pussy is just running from you.
Your dick is not big because it's thick. It's short as fuck, so what can I do with that, it's like fucking a treestump, who over circumcised you?
I honestly didn't feel it, your finger felt better. I just wanted you to stop and leave.
I couldn't bring myself to suck your dick because I couldn't see it well.
I don't wear/need glasses, I squinted because I couldn't find your dick.
Those half naked pics of your mom that she sent to her bf in jail, yeah I filed those away for future use.
You inadvertantly introduced me to the love of my life lol, so no we can't "kick it" again.
I fucked your cousin, your dick was big, but his was bigger.
My "me time" usually isn't, it's usually spent with him, lol.

*99% of these are past relationships.

▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by DON_JUAN on November 19, 2009 at 5:55pm

ha ha ha @ pawned the ring.

Mz.Tia said:

* I just told you my assistant was gay so you wouldn't question why we are always together
* I swallow, just not yours
* I did not go to Hawaii for a funeral, damn you are stupid
* I (pawned) lost my engagement ring, can I have another one?
* Yes, I did fuck your sister when we went to the family reunion. That is why we are BFFs now.
* You two look just alike, but you are much prettier

This shit is so funny. Glad I joined.

▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on November 19, 2009 at 7:47pm

Dude took the ninja version of a PTA/whore bath, LMAO.

Boss/MadamBA said:

He wiped the balls with Irish Spring but didn't clean up his shitty ass..lol

▶ Reply to This

▶ Reply to This

• First
• Previous
• Next
• Last