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Permalink Reply by Sheli on August 20, 2009 at 11:31pm

Your d*** is pointless...no seriously it's pointless, it has no direction, it just goes in there and roams around in the dark like a f****** tourist we've been doing this for 2 damn years and you still can't get it right, You should just get it converted to a pu**y you f***ing p***y!!

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Permalink Reply by OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE on August 20, 2009 at 11:40pm

--^^--^^-- lost pulse hahaha

Sheli said:

Your d*** is pointless...no seriously it's pointless, it has no direction, it just goes in there and roams around in the dark like a f****** tourist we've been doing this for 2 damn years and you still can't get it right, You should just get it converted to a pu**y you f***ing p***y!!

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Permalink Reply by Baller Alert on August 20, 2009 at 11:45pm

*Your house looks like a crackhouse - I act like it didn't bother me but it did.
*You are a buttaface - everything looks good but your damn face.
*Your feet are disgusting
*You dinga ain't all that I just told you that
*I really wanted you to go home after we finished but you laid there and went to sleep
*I saw that s*** stain in your draws

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Permalink Reply by Sheli on August 20, 2009 at 11:49pm

LMFAO....Those two right there. Oh goodness, the last one WHY...what did you do????

Boss/MadamBA said:

*I really wanted you to go home after we finished but you laid there and went to sleep
*I saw that s*** stain in your draws

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Permalink Reply by Damnstraight on August 20, 2009 at 11:50pm

Your best friend was better than you.

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Permalink Reply by Baller Alert on August 20, 2009 at 11:52pm

Laugh to myself...never called shitty again.

Sheli said:

LMFAO....Those two right there. Oh goodness, the last one WHY...what did you do????

Boss/MadamBA said:

*I really wanted you to go home after we finished but you laid there and went to sleep
*I saw that s*** stain in your draws

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Permalink Reply by OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE on August 21, 2009 at 12:02am

@ BOSS, I'm on the floor lmao

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Permalink Reply by OfficialGroupie on August 21, 2009 at 12:17am

*i never went on a second date with you cause you have bad hygiene.
*i never called you back cause you passed gas in my car.
*your d*** was wack, thats why we never f***** again.
*sorry, but im just not that into you.
*damn, i wish you were a lil bit taller.
*i dont like talking on the phone with you cause you complain like a lil b****.
*i dont wanna date you (i.e. be seen in public with you ) cause you have bad posture and youre not attractive. i know youre a professional man with no kids but you still aint working with s***.

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Permalink Reply by Tmac on August 21, 2009 at 12:25am

*You have a small d***, in fact you should be embarassed
*You're a user and a loser that will be unhappy for the rest of your life
*I'm the best you ever had
*You're ashy
*You're crooked front teeth actually DO bother me

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Permalink Reply by April on August 21, 2009 at 12:58am

1. I've done that before and actually enjoyed it more the other time
2. If you were broke HELL NO I would not have dated you
3. Heck yeah I think Boris Kodjoe looks better than you---dumb azz question
4. If we break up I I'll find someone just as tight you. Heck he might be your coworker or team mate...ok playing on the teammate part cuz that will get you caught out there
5. No you are not the first "baller" I've dated

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Permalink Reply by alluringeyes on August 21, 2009 at 3:03am

1.) Yes I was really pissed at the fact that the sex lasted for 2 mins. You're not a virgin so either you need to learn to hold it in or use your hand more to go longer.
2.) Since the movie was playing in the background, I did continue to watch it during the do. The movie had more action than what you were giving me in the bed.
3.) Every time you kissed me, I wanted to throw up.

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Permalink Reply by AMillz on August 21, 2009 at 4:45am

LMFAAAAAO @SHELI HEEELL NAAAAH LMFFFFFAAAAOOO @ I SAW UR S*** STAINS LOL

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