For Women Who Want The Ballerific Life!
Woooo, I'm going to have about 8 posts, so bear with me. :P
My biggest complaint for right now:
Stop inviting me to every bridal shower, baby shower, engagement party, anniversary party, kids' birthday party that you're having. Yes, I'm aware that I'm the single friend, and nothing reminds me more than checking my bank account to see that all of my money is going to other people's families and not my own d*mn household. Throw me a f*cking celebration for a change. I need someone to celebrate ME, yes, I can do it myself but I want the same treatment everyone else is getting. Print invitations with my name on it, buy me some stuff, and get me a white sheetcake with strawberry icing, sprinkles, Optimus Prime on one side, a black Barbie on the other side, and my name written on the center in purple, b!tches.