For Women Who Want The Ballerific Life!
Woooo, I'm going to have about 8 posts, so bear with me. :P
My biggest complaint for right now:
Stop inviting me to every bridal shower, baby shower, engagement party, anniversary party, kids' birthday party that you're having. Yes, I'm aware that I'm the single friend, and nothing reminds me more than checking my bank account to see that all of my money is going to other people's families and not my own d*mn household. Throw me a f*cking celebration for a change. I need someone to celebrate ME, yes, I can do it myself but I want the same treatment everyone else is getting. Print invitations with my name on it, buy me some stuff, and get me a white sheetcake with strawberry icing, sprinkles, Optimus Prime on one side, a black Barbie on the other side, and my name written on the center in purple, b!tches.
*stop emailing me jokes and asking what time i go to lunch. this is not highschool we are not friends.*
*i dont shake hands without having some hand sanitizer close by, i saw u walk out the bathroom without washing yo hands. *
*everybody know u the office queen, sss-sit yo ass down somewhere*
*stop telling me all yo biz. seriously, u notice how i dont tell u s*** about my life. crazy ass.
*stop getting all these hood hair style, i wanted to tell u how the mgr's were looking at yo head and shaking there heads on the slide, but it was funny i just laughed.
*wow u met,f***** and got knocked up by the new dude all in 1 month. yall are a match made in hell. smh
*that person u consider ur bff @ the job is about to through u under the bus to get yo job dumbass
will be back with more........im typing this s*** and waving @ these f*** people as they walk by my office. ha ha ha