I hope you don't mind me borrowing your idea, but it was so funny I started thinking of who else would be shocked if I told them what I really thought. Post what you would love to tell the people at the job, but you can't or your ass will be unemployed with the quickness......

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Feel better don't you? lol Dying at the highlighted.

NikkiBee said:

I usually lurk and post every now n then, BUT this is just what I've needed, here I go  :D

1) Supervisor- stop asking me every f****** time I go into an aux code why am I in it and then sending me the # to HR for call for "exceptional personal matters that affect work". I guess it is because I am f****** with your numbers, and I guess it's messing up the bonus we get, and payments for your hood Benz/Royce (ie Charger on rims...) llam. S*** f you and ur bonus, I still get mine each month!

Also, I wanna just ask you ninja? Do you EVER have anything positive to say other than how we need to be team the number 1 team? Damn!!! STFU we just can't be 2 or 3 huh (out of 20 teams)?

 

2)  Male co-worker- please stop showing me s*** that u are going to buy your whore of a girlfriend. I see her in the club often, and hunnai, you need to talk that lil ass ring back, stop crying all of the time over that TIRED coochie, and grow u a set of balls! Hahaha

Male co-worker (that swears he is straight) -- don't bring me any more food to work; thanks but no thanks. Also, I don't wanna hear about your 2 fast ass nieces (I wonder who they get it from!? hahaha). And stop f****** making your voice super deep when you talk to males, but when you talk to me your voice is higher than mine; I be sitting at this desk looking like fa'real?? o_O

 

3) Fat b**** and all the rest of these raggedy b****** in here. Please stop asking me whats wrong with me! I look u hoes upside the head so that u won't speak to me, and I fux with just a few ppl in here; this is WORK not hs. This is also not the club, (high skirts, tall ass heels, and long rainbow ass nails... girl BYE!?)

And STOP asking me when I do have weave if it it's that "good remi" from xyz store! No hoe it's from an online vendor that I "never remember the name of" haha (shouts to bhm *smile*). And when I DON'T have weave, don't be gawking at me asking if it's real, and why do I wear weave!??

ohhhhhhhhhhhh I could go on!! hahahaha

I hate when people ask me about my weave, especially those who know I wear weave. Chick who works here stands over my head & always tries to find something wrong with my hair, even if its something small as my part being crooked. And heaven forbid I wear my real hair, she always asks "What's going on with your head?" As if I look a damn mess.  My hair falls right above my bra strap so I'm not bald-headed. Oh ^ he always tries to run her fingers through my weave, that s*** irks my SOUL!!

NikkiBee said:

I usually lurk and post every now n then, BUT this is just what I've needed, here I go  :D

1) Supervisor- stop asking me every f****** time I go into an aux code why am I in it and then sending me the # to HR for call for "exceptional personal matters that affect work". I guess it is because I am f****** with your numbers, and I guess it's messing up the bonus we get, and payments for your hood Benz/Royce (ie Charger on rims...) llam. S*** f you and ur bonus, I still get mine each month!

Also, I wanna just ask you ninja? Do you EVER have anything positive to say other than how we need to be team the number 1 team? Damn!!! STFU we just can't be 2 or 3 huh (out of 20 teams)?

 

2)  Male co-worker- please stop showing me s*** that u are going to buy your whore of a girlfriend. I see her in the club often, and hunnai, you need to talk that lil ass ring back, stop crying all of the time over that TIRED coochie, and grow u a set of balls! Hahaha

Male co-worker (that swears he is straight) -- don't bring me any more food to work; thanks but no thanks. Also, I don't wanna hear about your 2 fast ass nieces (I wonder who they get it from!? hahaha). And stop f****** making your voice super deep when you talk to males, but when you talk to me your voice is higher than mine; I be sitting at this desk looking like fa'real?? o_O

 

3) Fat b**** and all the rest of these raggedy b****** in here. Please stop asking me whats wrong with me! I look u hoes upside the head so that u won't speak to me, and I fux with just a few ppl in here; this is WORK not hs. This is also not the club, (high skirts, tall ass heels, and long rainbow ass nails... girl BYE!?)

And STOP asking me when I do have weave if it it's that "good remi" from xyz store! No hoe it's from an online vendor that I "never remember the name of" haha (shouts to bhm *smile*). And when I DON'T have weave, don't be gawking at me asking if it's real, and why do I wear weave!??

ohhhhhhhhhhhh I could go on!! hahahaha

i fk'n love it!!!



DJ - A.K.A - DON_JUAN said:

*before sending out global emails use the spell check b**** so everyone can stop laughing at how dumb u r*
*stop tilting yo head and looking like an owl in the face before someone can even get there question out. ughh i be wanting to pimp slap yo ass for that ish*
*stop just walking up and massaging my shoulder why im working, we r men that s*** aint cool and im not gone tell u to not touch me without a fight coming right after it next time*
*bish i dont want to f*** u, stop coming leaning over my desk with them tea bag tits dangling down*
*stop reading ba with me and trying to read my responds to post nosey ass*
*stop telling everybody yo car was stolen out the parking lot. i saw mikes recovery towing yo s*** off, didnt pay that note huh*
*stop calling me everyday when its my lunch time asking me where im going and will i bring u something back, bish i aint blowing yo back out, i aint bringing u s*** back*
*i dont give a damn that u ate this yesterday and it was good, let me eat this s*** today by myself*
i dont care about u being preg. and having cravings for what im eating. keep it moving*

I've been here less than 2 weeks yet I've seen you almost everyday. While I appreciate you being so nice to me, I get what you're really trying to do. I'm all about female solidarity since I am the only female non-assistant staff member, but I'm no dummy. Yes, your husband, my boss, is cheating on you. Yes it's one of the PA's.  No, I'm not telling you s***! I don't care how many times you invite me to dinner, lunch, or shopping.  No one is going to f*** up my money, especially you.

To you the PA: Don't look at me all scared when she comes over. I ain't gonna say s***. Don't let that woman catch you, though.

Wifey is trying to mold you early, looking for an ally or a spy!

LMAO @

Dr.Rad said:

I've been here less than 2 weeks yet I've seen you almost everyday. While I appreciate you being so nice to me, I get what you're really trying to do. I'm all about female solidarity since I am the only female non-assistant staff member, but I'm no dummy. Yes, your husband, my boss, is cheating on you. Yes it's one of the PA's.  No, I'm not telling you s***! I don't care how many times you invite me to dinner, lunch, or shopping.  No one is going to f*** up my money, especially you.

To you the PA: Don't look at me all scared when she comes over. I ain't gonna say s***. Don't let that woman catch you, though.

Ooooh.....let's see....

CEO:  I knew you ran a hood-rat company from the get-go, but because I wanted to support my educated brethren, I decided to stick around for a few months. You clearly didn't (and still don't) have a clue how to run a company and there's no way on God's green Earth that I'd ever, EVER suggest your services to any of my patients....even the ones that I somewhat hate.

 

COO: you DON'T KNOW S***, and you showed it beautifully the day I walked out on your sorry office and quit. By the way, I hacked into your software, reprogrammed ALL the servers, reset all the passwords, and can easily pull up any type of "confidential information" you claim to have within a few minutes. I don't care if Daddy IS the CEO...he's an idiot for thinking that he could EVER outsmart me. (Oh...how in the world are you going to threaten me with any type of legal action when I was the one responsible for completing all staff audits in the first place? You're mad because I REFUSED to sign your dumb*ss contract?....Umm, "Who gon' check me, boo?" has never meant more to me in life than now)

 

CL: Your very life is the primary example of what it means to live and die in the streets. You DO realize that once you reach your 40's, you should probably leave the baby hair and the lip smacking alone, right? Right?

 

And for the folks at job #2.....I wish y'all WOULD every try to step up to me and tell me what I need or need NOT to do, your ridiculous, micromanaging, "scared of all things Blacks" hypocrites. The only reason ShonQuay and 'em did NOT cuss y'all out that one day is because they know that I dont play that nonsense, especially on my shift. Stop being afraid of "inner city youth" and serve them like you said you want to do....BTW, Boss-man, I will have your job within the next few months. You might as well start cleaning off my desk now, and please be sure to vacuum.

This made my morning. Good morning BA Fam! *sips coffee*

Call Me President said:

Ooooh.....let's see....

CEO:  I knew you ran a hood-rat company from the get-go, but because I wanted to support my educated brethren, I decided to stick around for a few months. You clearly didn't (and still don't) have a clue how to run a company and there's no way on God's green Earth that I'd ever, EVER suggest your services to any of my patients....even the ones that I somewhat hate.

 

COO: you DON'T KNOW S***, and you showed it beautifully the day I walked out on your sorry office and quit. By the way, I hacked into your software, reprogrammed ALL the servers, reset all the passwords, and can easily pull up any type of "confidential information" you claim to have within a few minutes. I don't care if Daddy IS the CEO...he's an idiot for thinking that he could EVER outsmart me. (Oh...how in the world are you going to threaten me with any type of legal action when I was the one responsible for completing all staff audits in the first place? You're mad because I REFUSED to sign your dumb*ss contract?....Umm, "Who gon' check me, boo?" has never meant more to me in life than now)

 

CL: Your very life is the primary example of what it means to live and die in the streets. You DO realize that once you reach your 40's, you should probably leave the baby hair and the lip smacking alone, right? Right?

 

And for the folks at job #2.....I wish y'all WOULD every try to step up to me and tell me what I need or need NOT to do, your ridiculous, micromanaging, "scared of all things Blacks" hypocrites. The only reason ShonQuay and 'em did NOT cuss y'all out that one day is because they know that I dont play that nonsense, especially on my shift. Stop being afraid of "inner city youth" and serve them like you said you want to do....BTW, Boss-man, I will have your job within the next few months. You might as well start cleaning off my desk now, and please be sure to vacuum.

This has nothing to do with the people on my job but EVERYthing to do with the muthaf**kas in my way when I'm trying to get ANYWHERE.....

 

It's about time you azzholes learned how to DRIVE!!!!!!  When rollin on the freeway, the far left lane is reserved for people who are SPEEDING!!!!!!!!  OK?!?! If you are not speeding, kept it to the RIGHT and stay the f**k out of the way.  Please and thank you

I should have know something was a miss when you were interviewing employees and you did not even work in the office yet. Then six months later you came to work in the office!! We only were nice to your face because you were the boss's wife.

The lack of respect you had for us in the office, is why one of the PA's is f****** your husband, right under your nose.  I would drop you a hint but since you want to act as if I am not doing my job cutting our hours, talking about us to your friends, I think NOT!

They did not forget your lunch, we did not order one for you!

See b****, you failed to realize you that it is us PA's that allow you to live in that nice house, drive  that basic car, get your basic hair down, and you have the nerve to be a b**** about s***.

Yes, I challenge you everytime you think you know more than me, I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR THIS! YOU DID NOT!!

You are a basic b****, with basic kids, and clothes.

Now someone is f****** your husband and taking you out of the basic equation! 

Quit coming back to work over the weekend with my last week hairstyle. NO, I dont want to get a cocktail with you! 

The last straw was when you stated that you will cut out our lunch break so the office can make more money!! Ok, basic b****, I got you on this one. Now your basic husbands is expecting a baby and you will be the basic attendee at the baby shower!  Oh, we know he moved out of the house, your basic kids run their basic mouths too much.

Today is my last day!

I just realized that you are miserable. You laugh and smile a lot but then you run around stirring up trouble for no discernable reason. It confused me for a minute. Then I remembered what I was like when I was miserable. I smiled and laughed too. Laughter is the best medicine. It helped me but it seems to only be a front for you.

However, I was nothing like you when I was miserable. I didn't constantly stir the pot to make other people miserable. And you call yourself a Christian. smh I hope God opens you up so you can see just how horrible and ugly you really are being so that you can change. Because you have absolutely no power over me whatsoever. Every time you try to harm me all that energy turns right back around on you. smh Wow! Isn't God awesome?

 

AND FOR THE RECORD THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYONE ON BALLER ALERT!!! THIS IS ABOUT SOMEONE IN MY OFFLINE LIFE. lol

Bumped for Brii

Thanks Smitty
* If you was to come to work on time you would know what the f*** you suppose to do
*  I don't want to hear about your dry ass life get the f****** patients in order and get out my face
* B**** ain't you the boss? Why are you having a panic attacks when something goes wrong with a patient
* I'll repeat the only thing y'all a**** need to know about me is my name and what time I get off.. Other than that mind your ugly business lol
* Stop paging me on the f****** intercom you don't want s***
* Y'all need to stop hiring these b****** from Everest getting smart with me and I'm trying help her non needle giving ass
* Stop sending dumb ass emails at 2 in the morning ruining my groove lol
* Don't text, call, email, or send me a letter past 5pm b**** I leave at 4 and work stays here until tomorrow
* Yes this is my hair and yes my eyes are green idiots
*  Please stop bending over in front of that man before his wife kick you dead in your ass
* WASH Y'ALL DAMN HANDS!
* Excuse me does work try it I might respond to you

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