FOR WOMEN WHO WANT THE BALLERIFIC LIFE!
TRUTH #2
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5 after 3 votes
I hope you don't mind me borrowing your idea, but it was so funny I started thinking of who else would be shocked if I told them what I really thought. Post what you would love to tell the people at the job, but you can't or your ass will be unemployed with the quickness......
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Permalink Reply by Mz.Tia on -
* Stop busting in my office without knocking, I can't get no damn sleep!
* No, I don't want none of your food. I see you leave the ladies room without washing yo nasty hands
* Yes, I am fucking the boss. I'm still here ain't I? U better watch them eyerolls, byatch!
* I only invited you to the party because I knew you'd bring a gift
* Stop checking the clock when I leave, who appointed you hall monitor?
* Why do you call me so much? I'm trying to enjoy the internet
*I do not have a MBA, I have a Bachelors in Pyschology. Who got played?
* Can I have a raise? Oh, I can't? Do you want me to show your husband your bachelorette party pics?
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Permalink Reply by SPICE on -
*Why are you giving the boss all these WONDERFUL IDEAS???? He's making them his own & he's paid 4x more than you?
*get off the internet and do your job!!
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Permalink Reply by Siren on -
*You Nasty Fool brush your teeth in the bathroom not in the kitchen...please and thank you!
*I saw the email you sent to someone refering to me as a and I quote "(n)ogre" I know meant nigger and your a closet racist.
*You are acting like a single white female you go out and try to recreate my wardrobe but when you and got the same hairstyle as me I knew you were "7:30" (former job)
I will be back with more!
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Permalink Reply by Devyn AKA Dominique Devereaux on -
*I can do your job better than you!
*You're a complete idiot and your colleagues are laughing at your dumb ass!
*Your breath smells like coffee and hot shit!
*I think ýoure an undercover coke head.
*You're stanning too hard.
*Stop asking questions - Google bitch!
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Permalink Reply by DON_JUAN on -
*before sending out global emails use the spell check bitch so everyone can stop laughing at how dumb u r*
*stop tilting yo head and looking like an owl in the face before someone can even get there question out. ughh i be wanting to pimp slap yo ass for that ish*
*stop just walking up and massaging my shoulder why im working, we r men that shit aint cool and im not gone tell u to not touch me without a fight coming right after it next time*
*bish i dont want to fuck u, stop coming leaning over my desk with them tea bag tits dangling down*
*stop reading ba with me and trying to read my responds to post nosey ass*
*stop telling everybody yo car was stolen out the parking lot. i saw mikes recovery towing yo shit off, didnt pay that note huh*
*stop calling me everyday when its my lunch time asking me where im going and will i bring u something back, bish i aint blowing yo back out, i aint bringing u shit back*
*i dont give a damn that u ate this yesterday and it was good, let me eat this shit today by myself*
i dont care about u being preg. and having cravings for what im eating. keep it moving*
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Permalink Reply by vixenstateofmind on -
* I think you are a two-faced, miserable, manipulative bitch.
* It was very stupid of you to hire your friends. They are telling ALL of your business. How else would we know that you just found out that your sister has been sleeping with your husband for three years. *OUCH*
*YOU SUCK AT LIFE
* You are a lazy disgusting pig.
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Permalink Reply by C*u*t*e* on -
*Just because you have a key doesn't mean you just walk in as you please
*You are not as important as you think. Anywhere else nobody cares about you.
*Just because you do things for me doesn't mean I have to bow down and praise you.
*Of course I don't look or act like I want to be here because I actually don't.
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Permalink Reply by KJ on -
-Shut the HELL up!! No one cares about your kids, what you were like as a kid, your baby daddy, quit dominating all conversations!!!
-Stop complaining! It's no one's fault but YOURS that you don't make any money
-You are ugly!! Go home!!!
-You are not the shit, you are a fat nasty ass ho
-That's all you will ever be
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Permalink Reply by Ashley Banks on -
Woooo, I'm going to have about 8 posts, so bear with me. :P
My biggest complaint for right now:
Stop inviting me to every bridal shower, baby shower, engagement party, anniversary party, kids' birthday party that you're having. Yes, I'm aware that I'm the single friend, and nothing reminds me more than checking my bank account to see that all of my money is going to other people's families and not my own d*mn household. Throw me a f*cking celebration for a change. I need someone to celebrate ME, yes, I can do it myself but I want the same treatment everyone else is getting. Print invitations with my name on it, buy me some stuff, and get me a white sheetcake with strawberry icing, sprinkles, Optimus Prime on one side, a black Barbie on the other side, and my name written on the center in purple, b!tches.
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Permalink Reply by Sheli on -
LMBO!! Tell 'em how you really feel Ashley!!
I say NO to every lil fund raiser, shower, or anything that has to do with me spending money on someone else's family. I only participate in some birthday parties.
Ashley Banks said:Woooo, I'm going to have about 8 posts, so bear with me. :P
My biggest complaint for right now:
Stop inviting me to every bridal shower, baby shower, engagement party, anniversary party, kids' birthday party that you're having. Yes, I'm aware that I'm the single friend, and nothing reminds me more than checking my bank account to see that all of my money is going to other people's families and not my own d*mn household. Throw me a f*cking celebration for a change. I need someone to celebrate ME, yes, I can do it myself but I want the same treatment everyone else is getting. Print invitations with my name on it, buy me some stuff, and get me a white sheetcake with strawberry icing, sprinkles, Optimus Prime on one side, a black Barbie on the other side, and my name written on the center in purple, b!tches.
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Permalink Reply by D0vie on -
Stop wearing that cheap a$$ purfume/dove body spray! That shydt is eff'n up my allergies!
P.S. that shydt does not cover up your stank'n a$$!
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Permalink Reply by MrShady on -
OHHHHH BOI...Let's get it in...
**The fact that your son is 4 yrs old and NOBODY but you can understand what he says...NOT CUTE...stop tellin stories how he TRIED to say this or that and teach his ass how to talk
**My dude...you are a big country ass hick...you aint gettin NO POINTS tellin me that you smashed a few black girls in your day...1. I dont give a fuck...and 2. I dont give a fuck!!
**PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stop sending me friend requests on FB...we are CO WORKERS....NOT FRIENDS!!!
**Stop snatchin on my damn door like you have authority to be in this bitch...its NEVER unlocked...so calm yo ass down and knock like the rest of the folks...
**Stop bringin me the crazy concoctions you "create" in your kitchen...Top Ramen noodles...garlic...salt and pepper with eggs is NOT a meal that you share with folks at work...weird ass bitch!
**Don't ask me about the other folks that we work with...if you wanna know about them...ask THEM...nosy ass!!
**STOP CALLING ME 2 SECONDS AFTER YOU EMAILED ME TO ASK WHAT YOU ASKED IN THE DAMN EMAIL...GIMME A DAMN MINUTE TO RESPOND!
**Don't inquire about my weekend...thats MY time...get a damn life.
**NO YOU CAN'T "TASTE" ANYTHING I BRING IN THIS BITCH....we are CO WORKERS...NOT FRIENDS!!!
**Stop discussing me as though we're friends and you know ANYTHING about me...thats my sister and niece in the pic...NOT my wife and daughter...dumb ass broad...try doing some work wit ya fat ass!
**If you didnt feel necessary to speak when you saw me out during the weekend...dont come to me Monday morning askin me what I got at the mall, because you saw me...
**If Im "always lookin so mean"...why do you talk to me?? HINT BITCH...its a HINT!!!
**Dont ask me..."was that so and so" when I hang up the phone...how bout it was MY CONVERSATION....you nosy bastard!
**No you can't borrow my ipod, cd's, my car, money or anything else...I dont even like you...where do you get off being that comfortable??
**Im not Mister Matchmaker...so if you wanna holla at anyone...man up and handle ya business...I hardly know you, so I cant put in a good word for you bruh! LAME!!
**Don't think for 2 seconds you gon try to put me on blast in front of others and Im not gon say shit...you dont even work in this department so why the fuck is you here?? Furthermore...if you dont want me to blast you on how you tried to holla on the low, I suggest you get some act right...
**Bitch you're UGLY...stop tryin to convince folks that every other dude wants to get at you...we know you lyin...and so do you...
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