For Women Who Want The Ballerific Life!
*stop emailing me jokes and asking what time i go to lunch. this is not highschool we are not friends.*
*i dont shake hands without having some hand sanitizer close by, i saw u walk out the bathroom without washing yo hands. *
*everybody know u the office queen, sss-sit yo ass down somewhere*
*stop telling me all yo biz. seriously, u notice how i dont tell u s*** about my life. crazy ass.
*stop getting all these hood hair style, i wanted to tell u how the mgr's were looking at yo head and shaking there heads on the slide, but it was funny i just laughed.
*wow u met,f***** and got knocked up by the new dude all in 1 month. yall are a match made in hell. smh
*that person u consider ur bff @ the job is about to through u under the bus to get yo job dumbass
will be back with more........im typing this s*** and waving @ these f*** people as they walk by my office. ha ha ha
I already did one and was sent to the HNIC. lol...I told her she had a headache because she was crazy as f***!
Get the f*** out of my face, I don't give a f*** what they do in your country... You've been here for how long and you still don't know not to invade my personal space, and not to pick off someone elses plate.
Do you really need my input on what coffee to brew??? And that dumb ass Coffee coffee song is about to get you shot!
You are about to take the fall for this project buttplug. I tried to tell your sand nigger ass, but you talking about you are a pit bull, you're about to be a teacup yorkie after they finish with yo ass, I hope hand cuffs are involved b****! The same dudes you kiss ass all up in their crack in the office, lmao, they have black listed you and I got the 411...
I have cramps! stop asking me how I feel b****!
NO I AM NOT DOWNLOADING ANYTHING FROM YOUR TERRORIST SITES,so stop asking me do I want to come in your office to see some BS.
I called the FEDS on yo ass because you made such a big deal about filling out the annual finance report. I told them you were a terriorist with ties to al quada. I saw something so I said something. And I am about to tell them you bought ANOTHER hard drive eraser.
If you come behind my desk one more time...I'mma slap fire out yo ass.
You make 6 figures, why do you want to borrow my po ass new paper every time you visit. And you could read it somewhere else, you don't have to stand at my desk.
When we first met, you were from "Africa" "brother" but since I elbowed yo ass in the ribs, you are from Egypt.
B****, you just got here and tryna make a name and show them you can hang with the big "boys"...but you should have had a better plan than coming at me, and f****** our supervisor and this other fat ugly f***... Now you are the office bird, that needs a friend, GTFO my face... you should have thought of that before you call HR on me.
Stop trying to talk to me NOW, I don't care if you have a key or not, I'm leaving and locking everything behind me...stop reminding me everyday that you have a key, I could care less you crazy lunaticky b****. You bring yo ass up to my office one more time to look out the window...
Sit yo ass down!
You are not Spanish Nigga, you are black.
I know you are a f****** drunk.
Who cares about your kids, your son is gay and your daughter is ugly.
Bring one mo "cousin" to the office I'mma make sure your manish wife finds out about it.
Oh, you were rock hard when you were in your thirties,,,why are you telling me for? Now you are a bowlegged big nose drunk that talks to damn much...SIT DOWN!
No one in here likes you and I was the only one with the balls to tell you so. You better be lucky I've been warned. Oh, your wife is calling as I type, I should tell her you left with your"cousin"
Oh, they made you supervisor? Yo ass can't even read, gtfoh!
I should have thrown yo ass under the bus when yo bust it baby tried to get me fired and you sided with her.
I am still telling our black chief that you said "black men don't like to work" Your right, he has yo ass working for him. And I know you do eight balls everyday coming in here sniffin like a damn dog, f****** coke head.
Come back over when everyone is gone, I want you to bend me over the sink in the bathroom...
* is there a reason that you MUST eat & work with your common ass LV bag on your desk ?! you & everyone else has the real & knock off version of that bag !
* wtf are you so got damn FAKE !? soon as these new people started here you use to talk about them like a damn DOG & now your buddy buddy with them I should expose your ass for the fake ass b**** that you are.
* wtf do you act like a 18yr old instead of a damn 28yr old ?! must you jump around and swing in your chair ALL the damn time ?! do some f****** work !
*wth do you laugh like that ?! sounds liek your chooking on d*** every damn 5min STFU already.
* no one gives a s*** about you & your psuedo- cousins life. every got damn day you have a story about something oen of your "cousins" did. I aint NEVER met someone who has 5011 damn cousins. B**** those are JUST your FRIENDS !
*NO i will not buy shyt from your child's fundraiser so you can take the money and pay your light bill, what I look like? BooBoo the Fool?
*You inquiry why I look as if I dont want to be at work??? Thats because I don't want to be at work! Ol Basic Ass!
*I TWITTER ALL DAY LONG!
*Quit monitoring when I come and go....worry about your own damn time.
*Dont worry about how I am able to buy that Louis Vuitton Damier Canvas Speedy you've had your broke ass eye on. It isnt your money heffa so stop hatin with yo basic ass!
*Wife beatters/tank tops are NOT considered business casual!
*Get out of my damn hair. Just because I have naturally curly hair DOES NOT mean I am mixed or have an activator. Ignorant ass girl, BYE!
*No I will be participating in the department wide potluck, ya'll some nasty mofos & I refuse to eat anything that came outta your kitchen where at one point you admitted to letting your cat walk on the counters. UGH!
*No I will not be contributing to so & so's babyshower, I dont know that hoe like that
*Yes im going out for lunch and hell no I will not bring you something back and NO you cannot ride with me either.
*Just because my door is open does not mean I have an open door policy so therefore quit strolling up in here and plopping your fat nasty stankin ass on my seats fussing about how much you hate your job. HEY maybe if you stayed in school long enough to get your high school diploma you would'nt be working for someone 20 years younger than you...SILLY TRICK GO BACK TO SCHOOL!
*No i do not want to see pictures from you vacation, i dont know or like you so keep it moving.
*I keep hand sanitizer because I see you coming out of the restroom & not a lick of water tough your filty hands. you are disgusting.
*I really dont need FMLA but hey I got it!
*When my dude was in the Bahamas, I called him from the office everyday.
*Yes, I stole some of your clients...how else do you expect me to keep sporting those Louis Vuitton bags you rere love so much but cant afford.
WHEEEWWWW I still got more but gotta go into a meeting.....I'll be back!