TRUTH #2

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Permalink Reply by Ashley Banks on October 7, 2009 at 3:54pm

Stop bragging about how smart your kids are when they are doing basic things. Your 10-year-old can do this, your 8-year-old can do that. Please. I have an autistic cousin that's been doing the same things since he was 3.

And stop bringing these Jon Benet a$$ pictures of your very young daughters to work. A high schooler in her homecoming evening gown with makeup, YES. A 5 year-year-old in her full on MAC pageant face in a bikini, mini heels, fluffy blonde weave, and posing with her hip sticking out, NO.

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Permalink Reply by MrShady on October 7, 2009 at 4:01pm

**Don't come at me accusing me of not completing a task when its clear yo ass didnt see the email that CC'ed you outlining what the fuck I did...I hate working with stupid, ugly, ignorant, saggy titty, cross eyed, chapped lip, bad bodied broads!!!

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Permalink Reply by DON_JUAN on October 7, 2009 at 5:43pm

sheli is dat bish. ha ha ha

Sheli said:

Ok, I like my job, but a few people just tend to phuck my day up sometimes so here goes...
***Hi-5 Guy---You know I don't like to be touched, so why do you keep trying to Hi-5 me? Next time you raise your hand, I'm going to grab it and bend you fingers back!!!

***Always Happy Lady--Bitch who you fooling?? No one is that damn happy everyday!! You don't think we know that your husband left you LAST YEAR and you're getting divorced? Stop saying the two of you are going to dinner when you get off. He's dating the girl downstairs, he brings her to work and picks her up everyday.

***Sympathy chick--Just phucking die!! You keep saying how you are almost diabetic or you almost have high blood pressure, yet you're always eating snacks and begging for food. You are always complaining about being broke and asking to borrow money but you go out to eat lunch everyday, and I'm not talking 99 cent menu either, I'm talking sit down eateries. BYE BITCH!!

***Old Ghetto Lady--You are 49 still talking about how ninjas ain't shit!! No bitch you ain't shit!!! No grown successful man wants a 49 year old woman who still rocks a burgandy mohawk and smacks her gum when she talks. Bish always telling me why I don't have a man. I'm 28 I still have time to get my shit togther, your time is whinding down!! Get your shit together and let me worry about me.

***Old Freaky Man--Even if you were 10 years younger you would still be too damn old, so stop it. You try to flirt with me by sending me mixed CDs of songs from the 1970s, dude I wasn't even born then!!! So stop!! And stop trying to put your arm around me before I break it. You wear linen pants and always have your hands in your pockets, talking bout you're jingling your keys!!! You ain't fooling nobody, you're jingling your lil' twinkle bells.

***Ms. Overqualified, underpaid--Just quit!! Stop complaining about them not paying you what you are worth and quit. I just got here and I make more than you and you know why?? Because you don't do or know shit, but you're nice and they like you so they let you stay. Accept it and shut the hell up.
****** Now I feel better******

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Permalink Reply by DON_JUAN on October 7, 2009 at 6:04pm

*dead* preach!!!!!

MrShady said:

**Don't come at me accusing me of not completing a task when its clear yo ass didnt see the email that CC'ed you outlining what the fuck I did...I hate working with stupid, ugly, ignorant, saggy titty, cross eyed, chapped lip, bad bodied broads!!!

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Permalink Reply by smitty on October 19, 2009 at 4:00pm

This isn't directed at my co-workers but to the clients:

When i say 'Yes, we give vouchers' that does not mean I'm going to drop it off to you on my lunch break. If someone is offering a free service that you need, get your trifling ass up and come get it.

Mothers--No one is going to accept/hire a man whose mother applies and interviews for him, so give it up already. If he is that stupid, trust, you are going to be stuck with his stupid ass until the day you die. He is a loser and it's all your fault.

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Permalink Reply by DON_JUAN on November 13, 2009 at 7:38pm

some i forgot about......

ltc lady (local tech. coord.) -
stop playing like u know about comp. when everybody system stay crashing around this bitch. just come clean which one of them old mgr. did u fuck to get that job.
lady you can hear from a mile away on the phone -
do u have to talk so loud bish?? i started telling the person on the phone the shit u were saying. you were so fucking loud u fucked up my train of thought.
temp worker -
i know u temp, but try to comb yo hair and not spill chilli sauce from 7-11 hot dogs on yo shirt. u r one of the first people visits and clients see when they come in the office, damn.

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