I hope you don't mind me borrowing your idea, but it was so funny I started thinking of who else would be shocked if I told them what I really thought. Post what you would love to tell the people at the job, but you can't or your ass will be unemployed with the quickness......

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Ok so I am PISSED OFF AND ANGRY AND TRAUMATIZED....I SHOULD NOT COME INTO WORK TO A F****** LIVE MOUSE FLIPPINF AROUND ON A TRAP FIRST THING IN THE MUTHAFUCKIN MORNING...then the BAZTID had the nerve to ESCAPE!!!!!! I was all in a good mood this morng...had a productive weekend. Woke up and prayed and meditated before working out this morning and I get to work and Mickey I squealing struggling to free himself from a mousetrap under my DESK.... I want to go home....My heart rate has not returned to normal.... The SCREAM I let Loose was heard across the floor... My Monday has officially gone to S***!
THE STATE DOES NOT REWARD VICTIMS OF CRIME!!!!!!!! They compensate for medical bills, funeral expenses and time lost from work. IF you have insurance or vacation/sick time, YOU ARE EXPECTED TO USE THAT FIRST. If you are unemployed, receive medicaid, or been convicted of a felony.........YOU AINT GOT SH*T COMING!!!!!!!!!! Whatever stupid muthaf**ka told you that you had something coming, CALL THEM with all that attitude........NOT ME.

To those of you on SSI: THE STATE ALREADY SAYS FOR YOUR SH*T!!!! Stop trying to get something for nothing
CC: the damn pope and the president, see if I care
I see you leaving the bathroom, ain't wash nary a finger
Don't break your neck trying not to speak to me, I don't want to talk to you either
Being white doesn't automatically make you smart
You should really, email, call and come over to my desk and follow-up for everything, really I love that!
Casket please!

maxwells_musze said:
CC: the damn pope and the president, see if I care I see you leaving the bathroom, ain't wash nary a finger
Don't break your neck trying not to speak to me, I don't want to talk to you either
Being white doesn't automatically make you smart
You should really, email, call and come over to my desk and follow-up for everything, really I love that!
DAMN RIGHT ASH....I"M WITH YOU ON THIS S***.... I WANT MY F****** TURN....lmoa!

Ashley Banks said:
Woooo, I'm going to have about 8 posts, so bear with me. :P
My biggest complaint for right now:

Stop inviting me to every bridal shower, baby shower, engagement party, anniversary party, kids' birthday party that you're having. Yes, I'm aware that I'm the single friend, and nothing reminds me more than checking my bank account to see that all of my money is going to other people's families and not my own d*mn household. Throw me a f*cking celebration for a change. I need someone to celebrate ME, yes, I can do it myself but I want the same treatment everyone else is getting. Print invitations with my name on it, buy me some stuff, and get me a white sheetcake with strawberry icing, sprinkles, Optimus Prime on one side, a black Barbie on the other side, and my name written on the center in purple, b!tches.
*closes piano ala The Color Purple* Goodnight y'all. LMSAO!!!!

Might I add one thing, please? Stop hating cuz I can AND do celebrate me. Yezzz, I went to Tavern On The Green last year for my birthday and didn't invite ya broke hating azzes along. Did a one of you even bother to wish me a fukking happy birthday at all since I remember your azzes all year long? *crickets* Yeah, that's what I thought.

Pamela said:
DAMN RIGHT ASH....I"M WITH YOU ON THIS S***.... I WANT MY F****** TURN....lmoa!
Ashley Banks said:
Woooo, I'm going to have about 8 posts, so bear with me. :P My biggest complaint for right now:

Stop inviting me to every bridal shower, baby shower, engagement party, anniversary party, kids' birthday party that you're having. Yes, I'm aware that I'm the single friend, and nothing reminds me more than checking my bank account to see that all of my money is going to other people's families and not my own d*mn household. Throw me a f*cking celebration for a change. I need someone to celebrate ME, yes, I can do it myself but I want the same treatment everyone else is getting. Print invitations with my name on it, buy me some stuff, and get me a white sheetcake with strawberry icing, sprinkles, Optimus Prime on one side, a black Barbie on the other side, and my name written on the center in purple, b!tches.
i like this thread! its so therapeutic!
* Why the f*** do yall send people to our department and we don't handle this s***!?

*The new girl is the teacher's/supervisor's pet and she's the only white girl, FYI my supervisor is not black.

*No I don't want to eat any of y'all homemade food none of y'all nasty b****** wash y'all hands.
*Stay out of my buisness because after I graduate with my BSN I'm out this b****!!
*WHY do you talk to me like I'm stupid, yeah I'm younger then you and you are old enough to be my mother. Although I'm not stupid by a longshot. So I'd appreciate if you'd stop talking to me that way.
*If you all would shut the f*** up, I can help you and answer your questions!!!!*
man its this one wht mgr. here that does that to me. i swear ima tap him on the shoulder and tell him "say bruh i dont want to talk to yo monkey ass either so no hard feelings" u turn yo head off bout to fall down the stairs and s***. i aint being a witness to yo work comp. claim bish!!

maxwells_musze said:
CC: the damn pope and the president, see if I care I see you leaving the bathroom, ain't wash nary a finger
Don't break your neck trying not to speak to me, I don't want to talk to you either
Being white doesn't automatically make you smart
You should really, email, call and come over to my desk and follow-up for everything, really I love that!
Don't say s*** to me about being late, you wouldn't even know I was stuck in traffic and going to be late had I not called you. I do that out of respect for you as my manager. And the only reason you b**** about me is because everyone else comes in really early so that's why they see me dragging in at 8:03 and 8:06. Since they leave before 4, they don't see you ducking before 4:30, so I can't wait for someone to stay late so you'll have to keep your ass at your desk.
OK, a different group of folks are working my nerves, so here goes

***B**** who looks at the Clock every time I come & Go**** I know how to tell time....YES, I'm suppose to be here at 8, but I don't get here until after 8, SO THE PHUCK WHAT. You can stick that little note pad with our names in it, that you use to write down when we come and when we leave and how many times we go piss and shove it up your ass. Why is it that serious to you? Let me worry about when I get here and what time I leave, do some work B****!!

***Girl with the Apple Bottom Jeans and shoes (not boots) with the fur*** Stop that s***!! We have 5 men working on this floor and they are all over the age of 48 and broke. You are NOT going to trap a sugar daddy or man on the come up up here. Turquoise baby phat skinny jeans and tight baby tees are not appropriate, not even on casual Friday. If I loose my casual Friday b/c one monkey couldn't follow the rules, I going to cut up!!

***Lady with the Weave she won't let go*** - Let that s*** go...THAT IS ALL FOR YOU!!! Wait....stop spraying Pump It Up on it, that s*** is making me nauseous!!

***Girl who keeps crying about no one liking her*** You're 28, just deal with the fact that no one likes you. There is no changing our minds. I tried to like you, but you got on my damn nerves constantly talking about people not liking you. So Ta-Freaking-Da you got what you asked for NO ONE LIKES YOU!

***Tasha and Meko**** - I love you ladies, because you give me hope. I know that if both of your dumb a**** can find a man to willingly enter a relationship and reproduce with you, there is still hope for me. You two inspire me to want to do better, so that I never become you two. I think you need people in your life who ain't s*** , so they inadvertently inspire you to do something with yourself. So Thank you ladies.

I'm done :-)

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