That you're dickmatized/d*** whipped lol Okay, last month I had sex with someone and omg this man had the biggest d*** I've ever seen! Length and width wise, just amazing! So ever since him I haven't been the same smh I asked him for a pic of his d*** the other day and I don't even like d*** pics!!! But when that pic came in omg I swear I kissed the screen!! So ladies, I'm new to this, have you ever been whipped by the d***? What made it so special? What were the signs that let you know you were dickmatized?? Lol guys can answer for when they felt absolutely whipped by the p****, all are welcome in this discussion lol

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LOL girllllll

Lol what?? I'm so serious about this!! Lol 

Baller Alert said:

LOL girllllll

The #1 sign is being head over heels for a loser who's dressed in a red flag

F.L.A.T.L.I.N.E. at kissing the screen.

How I knew, I was so wrapped up in his simple azz I needed to leave town to get over him.

Cuz I been there.. and just had a flashblack.

Comedian Simore said if you give your keys to him and he doesn't have a license you dickmatized. LOL



DB said:

Lol what?? I'm so serious about this!! Lol 

Baller Alert said:

LOL girllllll

Now I'm a hafta break out my Queens dvd lol

Baller Alert said:

Cuz I been there.. and just had a flashblack.

Comedian Simore said if you give your keys to him and he doesn't have a license you dickmatized. LOL



DB said:

Lol what?? I'm so serious about this!! Lol 

Baller Alert said:

LOL girllllll

I think kissing the screen was your 1st clue!!! 
Lmao!!!

Baller Alert said:

Cuz I been there.. and just had a flashblack.

Comedian Simore said if you give your keys to him and he doesn't have a license you dickmatized. LOL



DB said:

Lol what?? I'm so serious about this!! Lol 

Baller Alert said:

LOL girllllll

Yeah, I think I got it bad smh I'll admit it lol!!! I'll never be the same!!!

JustMe said:
I think kissing the screen was your 1st clue!!! 

When you're doing s*** you don't normally do.  For me, it would be a combination of a few things such as:  getting up in the middle of the night to go over to his place, having sex more than twice in a session, ASKING when he coming over of if I can come over, not wanting to go out, letting him borrow my car, spending money on him, continuously looking at my phone for his calls/text or calling him and say " I was in the bathroom, did you call"

Wanting to su*k it more than the normal. Having to not make it obvious for him took about 1 month.

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