whenever I f*** in the ass I get scared to cough or laugh for the next few days... lol anyone else?

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what kind of whip did he get you?

BlackSnakeMoan said:
let me clarify. I didn't f*** in the ass for a car. I've been talking to him for a little while and he always tricks dough... while he was DEEP into my intestines he said "I will always take care of you, because you take care of me" so I blurted out that I needed a car. Done Deal.
Get a house and some stocks and bonds :)

BlackSnakeMoan said:
let me clarify. I didn't f*** in the ass for a car. I've been talking to him for a little while and he always tricks dough... while he was DEEP into my intestines he said "I will always take care of you, because you take care of me" so I blurted out that I needed a car. Done Deal.
Lmao maxy you are a fool

maxwells_musze said:
a new car? well bend me over and call me suzy!
haven't decided yet. car shoppin on tuesday! 

Honeycoated said:
what kind of whip did he get you?

BlackSnakeMoan said:
let me clarify. I didn't f*** in the ass for a car. I've been talking to him for a little while and he always tricks dough... while he was DEEP into my intestines he said "I will always take care of you, because you take care of me" so I blurted out that I needed a car. Done Deal.
Call me Suzy, Shaneequa, Becky, or whateva the hell you feel like calling me just write the check! HAHAHAHAHA

maxwells_musze said:
a new car? well bend me over and call me suzy!
He said that in the butt heat of the moment... let us know if you got that car on Tuesday. lol

BlackSnakeMoan said:
haven't decided yet. car shoppin on tuesday! 

Honeycoated said:
what kind of whip did he get you?

BlackSnakeMoan said:
let me clarify. I didn't f*** in the ass for a car. I've been talking to him for a little while and he always tricks dough... while he was DEEP into my intestines he said "I will always take care of you, because you take care of me" so I blurted out that I needed a car. Done Deal.
lol butt of the moment... trust me. i'll have it. he's been taking care of me... always comes through. Plus we won't be back in the same city until Tuesday that's the only reason I have to wait.

Baller Alert said:
He said that in the butt heat of the moment... let us know if you got that car on Tuesday. lol

BlackSnakeMoan said:
haven't decided yet. car shoppin on tuesday! 

Honeycoated said:
what kind of whip did he get you?

BlackSnakeMoan said:
let me clarify. I didn't f*** in the ass for a car. I've been talking to him for a little while and he always tricks dough... while he was DEEP into my intestines he said "I will always take care of you, because you take care of me" so I blurted out that I needed a car. Done Deal.
Shiiiiid.... you betta werk b****!!
Oh my o_0
You should be worried about that in a few years if you keep it up. You might develop a prolapse.
I never understood the whole doing it in the butt thing I always thought that was a gay man's thing. I want to know what's so appealing about doing it in the ass. Cause you could have a dude bent over and peanut churn him. I think my pu$$y is tight and wet enough to suffice.
Wow, um.. wear a butt plug. Maybe an enema would help alleviate any "accidents."   Other than that, I'll pray for you....LOL

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