WHAT IS YOUR BAIL AMOUNT???
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5 after 3 votes
I think I need to recalculate mine. There is no way!
This is HILARIOUS! Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offense' and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin 'My Bail is $........' You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
1) Smoked pot -- $10
2) Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk --$50
3) Cheated on your significant other -- $10
4) Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
5) Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
6) Went streaking -- $5
7) Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
8) Kissed a co-worker-- $ 20
9)Kissed your boss --$50
10) Been arrested -- $5
11) Spent time in jail -- $15
12) Peed in the pool -- $0.50
13) Played spin the bottle -- $5
14) Done something you regret -- $20
15) Slept with your best friend >-- $20
16) Been in love with a stripper -- $20
17) Went skinny dipping -- $5
18) Been slapped-- $5
19) Slapped someone-- $5
20) Beat up someone -- $20
21) Been jumped -- $10
22) Ever had sex at church -- $25
23) Dated someone you met on My Space -- $25
24) Cheated on test -- $50
25) Vandalized something -- $20
26) Slept with someone in your parents' bed -- $100
27) Crossed dressed -- $10
28) Given money to stripper -- $25
29) Flirted with an officer to get out of a ticket-- $30
30) Been in love with a stripper -- $20
31) Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
32) Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
33) Ever drive drunk -- $20
34) Used toys while having sex -- $30
35) Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
36) Had sex in a pool -- $20
37) Masturbated -- $10
38) Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20
39) Done oral -- $5
40) Got oral -- $5
41) Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
42) Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
43) Stole something -- $10
44) Slept with someone who has been in jail -- $25
45) Made a dirty home video -- $15
46) Plan on making a dirty home video in the near future --$30
47) Had a threesome -- $50
48) Had sex in a public place-- $20
49) Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
50) Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars --$20
51) Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
52) Kissed a teacher while you were still a student--$25
53) Lied to your mate -- $5
54) Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
OK, now tally up your answers, then, copy and paste this into your own note. In the title put 'My Bail Is... (your total)'
This is HILARIOUS! Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offense' and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin 'My Bail is $........' You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
1) Smoked pot -- $10
2) Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk --$50
3) Cheated on your significant other -- $10
4) Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
5) Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
6) Went streaking -- $5
7) Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
8) Kissed a co-worker-- $ 20
9)Kissed your boss --$50
10) Been arrested -- $5
11) Spent time in jail -- $15
12) Peed in the pool -- $0.50
13) Played spin the bottle -- $5
14) Done something you regret -- $20
15) Slept with your best friend >-- $20
16) Been in love with a stripper -- $20
17) Went skinny dipping -- $5
18) Been slapped-- $5
19) Slapped someone-- $5
20) Beat up someone -- $20
21) Been jumped -- $10
22) Ever had sex at church -- $25
23) Dated someone you met on My Space -- $25
24) Cheated on test -- $50
25) Vandalized something -- $20
26) Slept with someone in your parents' bed -- $100
27) Crossed dressed -- $10
28) Given money to stripper -- $25
29) Flirted with an officer to get out of a ticket-- $30
30) Been in love with a stripper -- $20
31) Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
32) Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
33) Ever drive drunk -- $20
34) Used toys while having sex -- $30
35) Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
36) Had sex in a pool -- $20
37) Masturbated -- $10
38) Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20
39) Done oral -- $5
40) Got oral -- $5
41) Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
42) Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
43) Stole something -- $10
44) Slept with someone who has been in jail -- $25
45) Made a dirty home video -- $15
46) Plan on making a dirty home video in the near future --$30
47) Had a threesome -- $50
48) Had sex in a public place-- $20
49) Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
50) Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars --$20
51) Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
52) Kissed a teacher while you were still a student--$25
53) Lied to your mate -- $5
54) Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
OK, now tally up your answers, then, copy and paste this into your own note. In the title put 'My Bail Is... (your total)'
Replies to This Discussion
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Permalink Reply by Starr on -
I guess it's more common than what I thought.
brownbombshell said:Why is having sex at church only $25? Is it that commonplace?
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Permalink Reply by BlackSnakeMoan on -
$920.50
i'm not surprised
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Permalink Reply by OfficialGroupie on -
My bail is $10.50. I shouldn't even have to go to jail. I'm a good girl;) Just kidding. My shit was $665.50!
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Permalink Reply by MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on -
We are tied LMAO.
OfficialGroupie said:My bail is $10.50. I shouldn't even have to go to jail. I'm a good girl;) Just kidding. My shit was $665.50!
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Permalink Reply by Boss/MadamBA on -
Yes it is...lol
brownbombshell said:Why is having sex at church only $25? Is it that commonplace?
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Permalink Reply by MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on
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Furthermore, why is you going to jail only $15 but having sex with someone who has been to jail $25 dollars? Also why is cheating on your S.O only $10 but lying about sex being good is $25? I could go on, nevermind.
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Permalink Reply by Charlie/Daddy's Girl on -
Lol @ OOC...I'm a good girl...you did evrything on this list in the past week, lol
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Permalink Reply by Starr on
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I didn't write it. I just thought it was funny.
MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:Furthermore, why is you going to jail only $15 but having sex with someone who has been to jail $25 dollars? Also why is cheating on your S.O only $10 but lying about sex being good is $25? I could go on, nevermind.
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Permalink Reply by MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on
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Oh I know, I've gotten this e-mail and it's been making it's way around FB lately, I was just saying.
Les said:I didn't write it. I just thought it was funny.
MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:Furthermore, why is you going to jail only $15 but having sex with someone who has been to jail $25 dollars? Also why is cheating on your S.O only $10 but lying about sex being good is $25? I could go on, nevermind.
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Permalink Reply by BlackSnakeMoan on
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Gia said:DAMNNNNNN!!
BlackSnakeMoan said:$920.50
i'm not surprised
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Permalink Reply by CHiNADoLL on -
damn my bail is 700.50 that shit added up quick and here I thought I was a "good" girl lmao
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