wearing your lacefront and inch from your eyebrows
babies in preschool with weave(not braids, weave!)
tattoos on your butt cheeks
gemstones and glitter on your mani/pedis(sometimes it's cute in a fab ghetto way)
tight-ass multi-colored hoodies
niggas walking around their neighborhood shirtless
15 people in a studio apt. and they have jobs.. nigga you ain't wearing a hole in my shag carpet!
saran wrap condoms
............................... I'm ghetto........................
Sometimes I gotta get somewhere I don have time to sit there and wait for 30 bucks to pump.
Boss said:
L O FREAKIN L! Wow, I wonder if that would happen at mine. A line of men going up to give their condolences to my cousins, mother, and whomever else survives me. I can see my husband wondering who the men are breaking down like babies at my casket...
1) She's let herself go (see her in person, she's got a size 2 waist with size 8 everything else and did I mention she's 48 and has popped out 4 kids)
2) She's not as smart as you, those degrees don't mean anything (she's got a Ph.D. and is very ...