WHAT'S GHETTO?

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Permalink Reply by Raegan on March 12, 2009 at 12:37am

First and foremost Boss, Twitterville is growing really realy quickly. Secondy, Jim Jones and Souljaboy are in a two way tie for the funniest tweets. AND I QUOTE:

JIMJONES -> Whts ghetto: using the oven to heat the house or openin the freezer and turnin cold water and fanon on to cool the house in the summer?
OR
Whts ghetto: using plastic shppin bags as luggage on the plane?

SOULJABOY ->I didn't know marijuana was a Spanish word ;)

Ghetto to me is when women have hard hair styles with two-tone hair. Two tone meaning any shade that does not grow out of someone's head! Tags on Fitted Caps, goin places high smelling like weed . . . .

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Permalink Reply by Raegan on March 12, 2009 at 12:39am

LMAO ....

JustMe said:

having a double date with your ex that beat the shit outta you...

I am going to get slammed for this one but... beating your boyfriend in the head with a stilleto (sp) & then being mad when he puts two knots upside your head... sorry guys...

seducing a 13 year old with sneakers...

not beating the old bitch's ass that seduced your 13 year old baby...

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Permalink Reply by Deja on March 12, 2009 at 11:26pm

CHICKS DON'T SHAVE THEIR EYEBROWS AND THEIR BEARDS... WALKING AROUND HERE LOOKIN LIKE THE DAMN WOLFMAN.

YOU CAN SMELL A CHICKS TWAT THROUGH HER PANTS.

NIGGAZ DON'T PUT THEIR BAD ASS CHILD IN THEIR PLACE!

MOFO'S DON'T FLOSS OR BRUSH..THEN THEY WONDER WHY THEY DAMN GUMS ARE PUFFY AND BLEEDING.

MOFO'S COME TO THE DENTAL OFFICE W/ THE STINK BUTT WHEN THE GET UP FROM THE CHAIR (I GOTTA SMELL THAT THIT WHEN I BREAK DOWN THE ROOM) THE WHOLE ROOM SMELLS LIKE ASS!

BBL W/ THE REST!

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Permalink Reply by Tab on March 12, 2009 at 11:37pm

Ghetto is when the parents are dress to the nines and the kids look like raggamuffins.

Having a $2000 pocketbook and living in the projects
Having a $50,000 car and living in the projects
Having 5 kids, the first two have the same father the two middle ones have a different father and the last one has the same father as the first two. lol
Fighting Time Warner because they have upgraded to HDTV and you have a fixed box. Threatening not to pay your bill.
Taking the light bulb out of your elevator because the one in your apt has blown out.
Your 6 year old taking a bag of weed to school for show and tell.
You braid hair,sale dinners and play cards all in your kitchen.

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Permalink Reply by Deja on March 13, 2009 at 12:10am

ashy mofos...

chicks who walk around fly as fuck, and they kids look homeless!

niggaz who have they bmommas riding the bus....or pushing the strollers (he could of got her a car)!

6 bmommas...and you ain't doing shit for them....but you want to start a family with the new chick (with no kids)!

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Permalink Reply by shasha on March 13, 2009 at 6:12am

OMG you said Bird Baths! LOL

Holly-Would said:

baby hair on any adult, drinking straight from the bottle, bird baths

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Permalink Reply by shasha on March 13, 2009 at 6:17am

"Having 5 kids, the first two have the same father the two middle ones have a different father and the last one has the same father as the first two." When all of the them have names that are a mixture of their fathers name an a older siblings name. Example, Tyrell, Kierra, TyKiera, Tierra, KyRell.

Tab said:

Ghetto is when the parents are dress to the nines and the kids look like raggamuffins.

Having a $2000 pocketbook and living in the projects
Having a $50,000 car and living in the projects
Having 5 kids, the first two have the same father the two middle ones have a different father and the last one has the same father as the first two. lol
Fighting Time Warner because they have upgraded to HDTV and you have a fixed box. Threatening not to pay your bill.
Taking the light bulb out of your elevator because the one in your apt has blown out.
Your 6 year old taking a bag of weed to school for show and tell.
You braid hair,sale dinners and play cards all in your kitchen.

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Permalink Reply by lady lynxx- ladylynxx.ning.com on March 13, 2009 at 7:56am

OMG this is making me laugh so hard!

Ghetto is those awful fake nails with mad designs and diamante crystals on them! YUK!

Grillz in your mouth

Sucking teeth (or sometimes called kissing teeth) loudly or even at all

Not knowing who the father of the child is

Calling the father of your child the 'baby daddy' if you are not married

Not wanting to better yourself in life or appearance but you expect a baller to pick you up and take you out of the hood. Bish please!

Never speaking with correct english (i.e. having y'all and ain' in every single sentence!)
I cringe everytime I hear lil mama speak on america's best dance crew! She always says y'all! Arrrgh!

Stupid fake lashes - girlfriend they look soooo fake!

Slapped on weaves...gives decent weave wearers like myself a bad name!

Butt clevage with tattoo showing! YUK!

Popping gum loudly in public

Chewing food with your mouth open

Your babies running around looking dirty, hair not combed and nappy sagging off their behinds

Ridiculously large rims on cars

Buying a car when you are still at home with your mama (male or female over 30! Get out of your mama's house and get your own place dammit!)

That's all for now folks!

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Permalink Reply by Goldie Fish on March 13, 2009 at 8:31am

lmfao... where the hell did you see/hear about this at?

Tab said:

Ghetto is when the parents are dress to the nines and the kids look like raggamuffins.

Having a $2000 pocketbook and living in the projects
Having a $50,000 car and living in the projects
Having 5 kids, the first two have the same father the two middle ones have a different father and the last one has the same father as the first two. lol
Fighting Time Warner because they have upgraded to HDTV and you have a fixed box. Threatening not to pay your bill.
Taking the light bulb out of your elevator because the one in your apt has blown out.
Your 6 year old taking a bag of weed to school for show and tell.
You braid hair,sale dinners and play cards all in your kitchen.

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Permalink Reply by Tab on March 13, 2009 at 8:52am

LMAO... It was in the news yesterday. As a matter of fact, it's in the news all the time, some kid bring some sort of drug to school. I remember my cousin was around seven, and she could shuffle cards,<< tricks and all, braid hair and roll up. She would sit and roll up pieces of paper and put it to her mouth. So you know she had old eyes at a young age. Sad but true. Goldie Fish said:

lmfao... where the hell did you see/hear about this at?

Tab said:

Ghetto is when the parents are dress to the nines and the kids look like raggamuffins.

Having a $2000 pocketbook and living in the projects
Having a $50,000 car and living in the projects
Having 5 kids, the first two have the same father the two middle ones have a different father and the last one has the same father as the first two. lol
Fighting Time Warner because they have upgraded to HDTV and you have a fixed box. Threatening not to pay your bill.
Taking the light bulb out of your elevator because the one in your apt has blown out.
Your 6 year old taking a bag of weed to school for show and tell.
You braid hair,sale dinners and play cards all in your kitchen.

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Permalink Reply by Tab on March 13, 2009 at 8:57am

I can't believe ya'll left this new ghetto fad out. I HATE THESE WITH A PASSION. IF YOUR NOT AN ENTERTAINER, PLEASE STEP AWAY FROM THE BABY DOLL LENGTH LASHES!

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Permalink Reply by Goldie Fish on March 13, 2009 at 9:13am

see kids use to do it at in my elemntary school all the time but they were smart enough to call them cigs. LMAO. im not having any kids.

Tab said:

LMAO... It was in the news yesterday. As a matter of fact, it's in the news all the time, some kid bring some sort of drug to school. I remember my cousin was around seven, and she could shuffle cards,<< tricks and all, braid hair and roll up. She would sit and roll up pieces of paper and put it to her mouth. So you know she had old eyes at a young age. Sad but true. Goldie Fish said:

lmfao... where the hell did you see/hear about this at?

Tab said:

Ghetto is when the parents are dress to the nines and the kids look like raggamuffins.

Having a $2000 pocketbook and living in the projects
Having a $50,000 car and living in the projects
Having 5 kids, the first two have the same father the two middle ones have a different father and the last one has the same father as the first two. lol
Fighting Time Warner because they have upgraded to HDTV and you have a fixed box. Threatening not to pay your bill.
Taking the light bulb out of your elevator because the one in your apt has blown out.
Your 6 year old taking a bag of weed to school for show and tell.
You braid hair,sale dinners and play cards all in your kitchen.

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