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When Someone in the Office Needs to GET A F'IN LIFE
This is a real email sent by a coworker of a friend of mine! Never in my day have I seen someone take somethig so trivial so dang serious. I had to share....
Please continue to set aside and save your money for when the Coffee Membership goes off Casual Routine. We are currently logging how much coffee we brew and when. Once we have good statistical data we will be able to calculate how much coffee we use in a 2 week period and come up with the amount " coffee dues " will be. Coffee dues this year will be for a 4 week period. Dues will be collected up front similar to Cable Company policies. If you are not current you will be " Disconnected from the Tap ( coffee pot spout ) " similar to cable. Also there are no adjustments made for when you are on vacation as we all take time off and it is too complicated to make adjustments all the time. All members will be expected to actively participate in grinding, brewing coffee, setting things up and cleaning things at the end of the day. With all the different schedules we have and with all the schedule variables due to members taking time off we need everyone to actively participate. If you need help in learning how to do these things please let me know. If you have ideas on how we can rotate tasks fairly please email me.
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Permalink Reply by CCD is Workin on a baller 4 she on -
Yeah...And I would have replied thusly:
Dear Coffee Nazis:
I got one word for you: Starbucks
Sincerely,
Dedicated Starbucks Customer
Becuz its a situation at work I wouldn't reply what I was thinking: Bish please!
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Permalink Reply by Irreplaceable_me on -
& This is why I drink Tea, and get my coffee from Starbucks. Its people like that in our office, not so much the buying of it because our job supplies it but they do sit & wait for someone else to MAKE the stinky s***.
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Permalink Reply by Siren on -
HAHAHA LMAO! My friend has been cracking me up with the emails from this fool this thing has been going on for months! This is something straight from the office
Eve Davis said:Yeah...And I would have replied thusly:
Dear Coffee Nazis:
I got one word for you: Starbucks
Sincerely,
Dedicated Starbucks Customer
Becuz its a situation at work I wouldn't reply what I was thinking: Bish please!
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Permalink Reply by MISSHEAVEN99 on -
IF U PAYING FOR COFFEE, U MIGHT AS WELL GO TO STARBUCKS AND PAY FOR THE QUALITY S***
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Permalink Reply by Honey Love on -
This is my f'ing co-worker. Can I add...he does NOT drink coffee? He comes in on his day off to make the coffee!
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Permalink Reply by Siren on
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Hey Boo... I hate to inform you that you have been disconnected from the tap!
Honey Love said:This is my f'ing co-worker. Can I add...he does NOT drink coffee? He comes in on his day off to make the coffee!
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Permalink Reply by CCD is Workin on a baller 4 she on
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I could not deal! LOL I would be laughing at their simple azzes all day everyday as I sipped on my Starbucks.
Siren said:Hey Boo... I hate to inform you that you have been disconnected from the tap!
Honey Love said:This is my f'ing co-worker. Can I add...he does NOT drink coffee? He comes in on his day off to make the coffee!
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Permalink Reply by Sheli on -
LOL, SERIOUSLY?!? All of this over some coffee. I don't drink it so I didn't know it got gulley like this!
She said you will be "Disconnected from the Tap" and they want their money up front!!!
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Permalink Reply by CCD is Workin on a baller 4 she on
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@Sheli in a previous job we had a guy there who bought his own beans from a source in SA, roasted them himself and then brought them to work and brewed them himself. You should have seen the junkies all standing in the breakroom waiting for their dealer to come in and brew a pot of damn coffee! LOL But I got first cup EVERY MORNING! LOL if only he had had a few ends...*le sigh*
Sheli said:LOL, SERIOUSLY?!? All of this over some coffee. I don't drink it so I didn't know it got gulley like this!
She said you will be "Disconnected from the Tap" and they want their money up front!!!
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Permalink Reply by Honey Love on
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When do I let him know that I steal my cable?
Eve Davis said:I could not deal! LOL I would be laughing at their simple azzes all day everyday as I sipped on my Starbucks.
Siren said:Hey Boo... I hate to inform you that you have been disconnected from the tap!
Honey Love said:This is my f'ing co-worker. Can I add...he does NOT drink coffee? He comes in on his day off to make the coffee!
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Permalink Reply by MrShady on -
You've got to be kidding me!!! Someone has WAAYYYYYY to much time on they hands!!!
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Permalink Reply by Baller Alert on -
I don't even understand this...lol
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