For Women Who Want The Ballerific Life!
This is a real email sent by a coworker of a friend of mine! Never in my day have I seen someone take somethig so trivial so dang serious. I had to share....
Please continue to set aside and save your money for when the Coffee Membership goes off Casual Routine. We are currently logging how much coffee we brew and when. Once we have good statistical data we will be able to calculate how much coffee we use in a 2 week period and come up with the amount " coffee dues " will be. Coffee dues this year will be for a 4 week period. Dues will be collected up front similar to Cable Company policies. If you are not current you will be " Disconnected from the Tap ( coffee pot spout ) " similar to cable. Also there are no adjustments made for when you are on vacation as we all take time off and it is too complicated to make adjustments all the time. All members will be expected to actively participate in grinding, brewing coffee, setting things up and cleaning things at the end of the day. With all the different schedules we have and with all the schedule variables due to members taking time off we need everyone to actively participate. If you need help in learning how to do these things please let me know. If you have ideas on how we can rotate tasks fairly please email me.
When do I let him know that I steal my cable?
Eve Davis said:I could not deal! LOL I would be laughing at their simple azzes all day everyday as I sipped on my Starbucks.
Siren said:Hey Boo... I hate to inform you that you have been disconnected from the tap!
Honey Love said:This is my f'ing co-worker. Can I add...he does NOT drink coffee? He comes in on his day off to make the coffee!
Is it really that deep ? A coffee membership ???? GTFOH ..... LMAO right now !
You've got to be kidding me!!! Someone has WAAYYYYYY to much time on they hands!!!
Wow. Is this real?! See, isht like this is what's making me want to buy a coffee make for the women back in our little office area. One that also does just plain hot water so we can brew tea, too. I'd rather spend $200 of my own money than deal with someone's b*******.