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When Someone in the Office Needs to GET A F'IN LIFE
This is a real email sent by a coworker of a friend of mine! Never in my day have I seen someone take somethig so trivial so dang serious. I had to share....
Please continue to set aside and save your money for when the Coffee Membership goes off Casual Routine. We are currently logging how much coffee we brew and when. Once we have good statistical data we will be able to calculate how much coffee we use in a 2 week period and come up with the amount " coffee dues " will be. Coffee dues this year will be for a 4 week period. Dues will be collected up front similar to Cable Company policies. If you are not current you will be " Disconnected from the Tap ( coffee pot spout ) " similar to cable. Also there are no adjustments made for when you are on vacation as we all take time off and it is too complicated to make adjustments all the time. All members will be expected to actively participate in grinding, brewing coffee, setting things up and cleaning things at the end of the day. With all the different schedules we have and with all the schedule variables due to members taking time off we need everyone to actively participate. If you need help in learning how to do these things please let me know. If you have ideas on how we can rotate tasks fairly please email me.
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Permalink Reply by CCD is Workin on a baller 4 she on -
@Siren I think this is the answer they need to send to the Coffee Nazi. rotflma
Honey Love said:When do I let him know that I steal my cable?
Eve Davis said:I could not deal! LOL I would be laughing at their simple azzes all day everyday as I sipped on my Starbucks.
Siren said:Hey Boo... I hate to inform you that you have been disconnected from the tap!
Honey Love said:This is my f'ing co-worker. Can I add...he does NOT drink coffee? He comes in on his day off to make the coffee!
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Permalink Reply by Monica Amazing on -
it's bs like this that makes me appreciate being the top cop in my office, only having one other employee and neither of us drink coffee. lol
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Permalink Reply by Golden Child on -
I don't even drink coffee and if I DID, IF I'M GOING TO PAY FOR IT, might as well go to Panera Bread or Starbucks and get the good s***...
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Permalink Reply by Damnstraight on -
Yeah me too...
Cookie Pie said:Is it really that deep ? A coffee membership ???? GTFOH ..... LMAO right now !
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Permalink Reply by RayRay&Pookie'sWIFEY on -
This is soooo funny! You said he comes in on his day off to brew coffee? WTF
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Permalink Reply by OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE on -
LOL, memories. This is one of those joe jobs they push on some people, when the company is too cheap to pay for coffee.
Hilarious comparing it to cable. LOL
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Permalink Reply by mochagirl on -
These folks need more work to do. Someone is seriously keeping a log of how much coffee is being brewed and when. Lmao, sadly this is the type of silly stuff that goes on in offices.
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Permalink Reply by Black Daria on -
Seriously I need to know what this persons "REAL TASKS" are...like chum'on already, this reminds me of the receptionist at one of my old jobs, we called him "reverend receptionist"...if you cursed in the lobby near his desk he'd email you reminding you that profanity/obsene language was prohibited in the reception area...but with this email I've seen it all.
MrShady said:You've got to be kidding me!!! Someone has WAAYYYYYY to much time on they hands!!!
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Permalink Reply by Ms. Ashley Banks on -
Wow. Is this real?! See, isht like this is what's making me want to buy a coffee make for the women back in our little office area. One that also does just plain hot water so we can brew tea, too. I'd rather spend $200 of my own money than deal with someone's b*******.
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Permalink Reply by Black Daria on
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precisely...i don't mind heading down to our coffee stand...eff dat!
Ashley Banks said:Wow. Is this real?! See, isht like this is what's making me want to buy a coffee make for the women back in our little office area. One that also does just plain hot water so we can brew tea, too. I'd rather spend $200 of my own money than deal with someone's b*******.
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Permalink Reply by JustMe on -
this right here is why corporate america is going to hell in a hand basket!!! whoever wrote this email should be fired for misuse of company property
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