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Won't stop till' he get's a nutt!
I was chatting with my boy last night and this ninja told me the nastiest story ever...
So he tells me how he was having sex with some random "bad bish"'. He was hitting from behind (non anal) and got hit with a "I just s****** smell". Then he looks down and sees toilet paper crumbs on the chicks butt. Now I was expecting him to tell me how he stopped. This ninja said; "You know I had to stop... AFTER I caught my nut"! I was done.. He laughed and told me how he made himself come in a hurry to get rid of chick!
Some men will go through hell and high water to achieve an orgasm!
So he tells me how he was having sex with some random "bad bish"'. He was hitting from behind (non anal) and got hit with a "I just s****** smell". Then he looks down and sees toilet paper crumbs on the chicks butt. Now I was expecting him to tell me how he stopped. This ninja said; "You know I had to stop... AFTER I caught my nut"! I was done.. He laughed and told me how he made himself come in a hurry to get rid of chick!
Some men will go through hell and high water to achieve an orgasm!
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Permalink Reply by ReadytoSettleDown on -
im sittin @ my dest with a big ole nasty face frown...
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Permalink Reply by cherieAMORE on -
Some bishes are so nasty! how the FUKK do you not wash your ass before a booty call!??!!??!!? Nigga, did you not check urself b4 he even came over??? with me, b4 I let my nigga hit it, I gotts to make sure my cooch and ass crack is clean! and thats besides the fact, how did she leave the bathroom without properly wiping her ass? #imconfused
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Permalink Reply by Golden Child on -
Ewww, that just makes me re-evaluate everyone again. Uhn, nigga and you still hit! Ewww...
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Permalink Reply by Pamela on -
See this s*** is disgusting b/c I use wipes or wash after that just b/c......There ain't no way in hell I'm gonna even attempt to have sex without showering first. ESPECIALLY if you know you been on the toilet...EWWWW!
Both of their a**** is nasty cause damn....what makes a man go soft... I can be all into it but some ish like that would have killed my j*** instantly....lol
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Permalink Reply by Sheli on -
This title keeps replaying over & over in my head to the tune/beat of MJ's "Don't Stop 'Til U Get Enough" and I can't stop laughing!!
I love dudes because they will tell the deepest of things as if it's normal, I bet that chick is taking this s*** (lol) to the grave with her!!! Nasty helfa had doo-doo crumbs...wonder if she changed the sheets afterwards or just brushed the crumbs off??? I'm sorry ya'll.....LOL
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Permalink Reply by SACK CHASER on -
Bwahahahaha! She didn't properly clean her behind, so you know she brushed those sheets off! LMAO
Having male friends can be a gift and a curse. You get to witness some of the trife s*** that men do, which can lead to mistrust in relationships.
Sheli said:This title keeps replaying over & over in my head to the tune/beat of MJ's "Don't Stop 'Til U Get Enough" and I can't stop laughing!! I love dudes because they will tell the deepest of things as if it's normal, I bet that chick is taking this s*** (lol) to the grave with her!!! Nasty helfa had doo-doo crumbs...wonder if she changed the sheets afterwards or just brushed the crumbs off??? I'm sorry ya'll.....LOL
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Permalink Reply by Baller Alert on -
I think Martin Lawrence did a joke like this on one of his stand up specials...
"you just gone hop your shitty ass in the bed" lol
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Permalink Reply by CCD is Workin on a baller 4 she on -
You ain't never lied. I remember a former male coworker talking about this chick he was getting ready to smash and he was kissing on her neck when a crust of dirt fell off her neck. He said he should have known better because her place was dirty when they got there. I asked him did he have sex with her. He said no but he couldn't look me in the eye when he said it. You know and I know he hit that, dirty house, neck and all!
D0vie said:Bwahahahaha! She didn't properly clean her behind, so you know she brushed those sheets off! LMAO
Having male friends can be a gift and a curse. You get to witness some of the trife s*** that men do, which can lead to mistrust in relationships.
Sheli said:This title keeps replaying over & over in my head to the tune/beat of MJ's "Don't Stop 'Til U Get Enough" and I can't stop laughing!! I love dudes because they will tell the deepest of things as if it's normal, I bet that chick is taking this s*** (lol) to the grave with her!!! Nasty helfa had doo-doo crumbs...wonder if she changed the sheets afterwards or just brushed the crumbs off??? I'm sorry ya'll.....LOL
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Permalink Reply by OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE on -
rotflmbao!!!!! You know he did, and #gotouttatherequick
Dirt fell off her neck???!! OMG hahaha
CCDreamer aka Eve Davis said:You ain't never lied. I remember a former male coworker talking about this chick he was getting ready to smash and he was kissing on her neck when a crust of dirt fell off her neck. He said he should have known better because her place was dirty when they got there. I asked him did he have sex with her. He said no but he couldn't look me in the eye when he said it. You know and I know he hit that, dirty house, neck and all!
D0vie said:Bwahahahaha! She didn't properly clean her behind, so you know she brushed those sheets off! LMAO
Having male friends can be a gift and a curse. You get to witness some of the trife s*** that men do, which can lead to mistrust in relationships.
Sheli said:This title keeps replaying over & over in my head to the tune/beat of MJ's "Don't Stop 'Til U Get Enough" and I can't stop laughing!! I love dudes because they will tell the deepest of things as if it's normal, I bet that chick is taking this s*** (lol) to the grave with her!!! Nasty helfa had doo-doo crumbs...wonder if she changed the sheets afterwards or just brushed the crumbs off??? I'm sorry ya'll.....LOL
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Permalink Reply by CCD is Workin on a baller 4 she on
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$picey, he told me this over lunch. You know my appetite was gone. smh Did I mention he was a male nurse? A nurse! He should have been all about cleanliness but it is about that nut. Men are something else indeed.
SPICE said:rotflmbao!!!!! You know he did, and #gotouttatherequick Dirt fell off her neck???!! OMG hahaha
CCDreamer aka Eve Davis said:You ain't never lied. I remember a former male coworker talking about this chick he was getting ready to smash and he was kissing on her neck when a crust of dirt fell off her neck. He said he should have known better because her place was dirty when they got there. I asked him did he have sex with her. He said no but he couldn't look me in the eye when he said it. You know and I know he hit that, dirty house, neck and all!
D0vie said:Bwahahahaha! She didn't properly clean her behind, so you know she brushed those sheets off! LMAO Having male friends can be a gift and a curse. You get to witness some of the trife s*** that men do, which can lead to mistrust in relationships.
Sheli said:This title keeps replaying over & over in my head to the tune/beat of MJ's "Don't Stop 'Til U Get Enough" and I can't stop laughing!! I love dudes because they will tell the deepest of things as if it's normal, I bet that chick is taking this s*** (lol) to the grave with her!!! Nasty helfa had doo-doo crumbs...wonder if she changed the sheets afterwards or just brushed the crumbs off??? I'm sorry ya'll.....LOL
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Permalink Reply by The real vixxen on -
Dirty necks & ass is just too much for me!!!! #wheretheydothatat..
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