Please excuse my vulgarity but THIS is the kind of stuff I like to hear about. Yeah, what you're doing on Basketball Wives is cool, but have you ate Ochocinco's butt though? That is the burning question!    Evelyn recently sat down with Kandi on her web show Kandi Coated Nights for an interview that would make Alexyss K Tylor proud. Check out a few excerpts:   On whether she swallows and tosses…