""And before you say they don't, google vaginal rejuvenation and Dr. Miami. Doctors are building bad bih’s with reupholstered vaginas by the truckload." These two lines have laid me flat! Nik you are so right. These…"
"@LES See... I bust out laughing reading this.
The 100 Ziploc baggies have thrown me like that's major weight. Marijuana and Crystal meth are two Class I drugs. Nelly will be going up over this. This is going to be hard time. "
"Wow! Just messy. The problem I have is that Derek paraded around his daughter having cancer when he played with the Lakers but now only wanted custody of his sons but not all of his children. What a punk."
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