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Some N-ggas are just Bold: Master P Edition
Started this discussion. Last reply by OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE Sep 6, 2012. 25 Replies 0 Likes
LeBron and the wrong decision!
Started this discussion. Last reply by LawGurl-Dax on Monday. 71 Replies 0 Likes
Ms.Failure wants a clothing Line!
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"Well Channing Tatum was a stripper and most of those dudes are bi! I really believe it takes a d!ck in the a$$ for a guy to be successful in the entertainment world! If you're already into that stuff, then Perfect!"
"Well Eddie's wife is raising Noah as her own. He is a very handsome little boy. I hope they have allowed for his mothers family to have some rights to him because at one point he wasn't allowed to visit with his maternal side of the family."
"The ex may be scorned, but those pictures don't lie! Even if he wasn't gay/bisexual why would a straight man hire an obvious gay man to work for him?! That itself would lead to assumptions! Kerry hired that man with the intentions of…"
"BTW:: Beware!!! A lot of athletes, their friends and family members, babymamas, side chicks, and reality monkeys/clowns are members or frequent visitors/members on this and other sites posting on their behalf!! They know these MF'ers ain't…"
Imstruttn replied to LMS's discussion LeBron and the wrong decision!"She is very attractive... I believe she is now working in St. Louis as an anchor"
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Thick-o-meter: How To Measure if You are Fat or Thick!
Posted on April 24, 2009 at 3:19pm 13 Comments 0 Likes
This was posted on BlogXilla and I forgot to post it! Here you go!
My homeboy Mel’s Black Thought came up with the thickness measurement meter and well I think this needs to be passed out to all the women all over the globe. Thats right I said thickness meter: ::A scale that measures the appropriate thickness of a woman.
I will no longer allow the word “thick” to be misused. Here is the TMS (Thickness… Continue
My homeboy Mel’s Black Thought came up with the thickness measurement meter and well I think this needs to be passed out to all the women all over the globe. Thats right I said thickness meter: ::A scale that measures the appropriate thickness of a woman.
I will no longer allow the word “thick” to be misused. Here is the TMS (Thickness… Continue
Girls Who Poke Holes iN Condoms
Posted on April 4, 2009 at 2:10am 7 Comments 0 Likes
From Blog xilla via Necole bitchie!
Women are sneaky, and I firmly believe that females would trap a good man the first chance they get. They might not go through evil means to trap him, but some of them do, they’ll be miss sexual intellectual one minute and once he commits her feelings will change. She will start to feel like a girlfriend should no longer have sex on the side of a brown stone in the dead… Continue
Women are sneaky, and I firmly believe that females would trap a good man the first chance they get. They might not go through evil means to trap him, but some of them do, they’ll be miss sexual intellectual one minute and once he commits her feelings will change. She will start to feel like a girlfriend should no longer have sex on the side of a brown stone in the dead… Continue
25 Ways That A Potential Girlfriend Exes Herself Out the Game
Posted on March 20, 2009 at 1:04am 17 Comments 0 Likes
Sorry fellas we are not trying to break the manlaw code by giving away any of our secrets but the truth has to be heard so we are shedding some light for the many women that seem to believe “there are no good men”, but are really just chicks that messed up the chances they had w/good men. Ladies this was written by Good Men so it was written for you to learn what we like. All of the things that are listed below are real life experiences that… Continue
Groupie life an open book
Posted on March 18, 2009 at 12:21am 2 Comments 0 Likes
This is old, but hey!
It was once simple mathematics. Athlete plus groupie equaled layup. A harmless transaction. Just the game after the game.
Everyone usually walked away happy. The athlete added another notch to the uniform and the groupie got a story to tell, maybe a thank you in the form of a cash bundle, or sweet seats at the game.
Somehow, though, the athlete-groupie relationship shifted.… Continue
5 Tips on eating in this Economy!
Posted on March 1, 2009 at 7:33pm 0 Comments 0 Likes
1. The best step towards reducing your food bill is to stop eating restaurant prepared food. While your grocery bill will be higher, you’re overall monthly food expenditure will be significantly lower. I have tracked monthly food spending and find that in general it is 2-3 times more expensive to eat food that has been prepared by a restaurant. Avoid quick stops at 7-Eleven and Starbucks as well as sit down lunches and dinners. This… Continue
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- At 1:45pm on August 15, 2009,
OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE said… - Your avi is too much. LOL
- At 11:36am on May 7, 2009,
Stephbaby said… - LMAO...Lovin ur new avi!!
- At 7:51pm on May 6, 2009, OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE said…
- LMAO @ the new avi? Trying to tell someone something? hahaha
- At 1:36am on April 22, 2009,
Damnstraight said… - Girl get that paper! Everything is good. Just been busy with school. Can't wait until the semester is over so I can take my vacation.lol
- At 12:56am on April 21, 2009, Damnstraight said…
- Hey girl, how are ya? I haven't seen you around that much lately!
- At 12:46pm on March 28, 2009,
ThaChosen1 said… - Mannnn that Lebron GIF is too funny! Where did you get that from?
- At 7:55pm on March 22, 2009, Damnstraight said…
- Hey, just wanted to stop through and speak!
- At 11:38pm on March 11, 2009,
Holly-Would said… 
- At 7:48pm on March 11, 2009, Damnstraight said…
- Thanks for the friend request!
- At 5:26pm on March 11, 2009, Holly-Would said…
- LMS not really an original members list, it's not to be taken out of context... but the idea derived from a convo in the chat box... it can be taken with a grain of salt
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Donating to Relief Funds
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What do you expect when you donate to a relief fund?? I ask because the familes of the victims in the Chardon High school shooting are suing the United Way because they only recieved $150,000 of…Continue
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