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50 is fucking Tia! Point, Blank, Period! And 50 has issues like a woman would! I mean your beef should've been over! Let it go!
on Monday
That is horrible! And God only knows what he was doing to her! 911 always fuk everyone else!
November 13
TMz is reporting legal seperation! She snatched the kids out of school in FL and is back in Beverly Hills! All this happen within days of that story breaking out in the yBF! Gil is probably sad somewhere!
November 10
I don't like them! Not cute for a girls feet!
November 10
Gals! This may take awhile! I mean some ppl gon be over lapping & shit,but I'll get on it.
November 2
She is a mess! She's fucked her way up too! These broads kill me with the LIES! Lisa can't be mad,cause I'm pretty sure Gary Paytons wife is somewhere laughing her ass off! Prime example of Karma. Bring back FREE! She was a better host. None of...
November 1
Yep! That was a team outting so, somebody knows who snapped that picture! Mike is decoy for the other BS going on with that team! He makes easy when lets his guard down. SMH! Trust there are way.....more serious problems that are in dire need wi...
November 1
Her claim to fame was that party on My Sweet 16. Pharrell aint did shit with her since. Lmao She's fucking somebody to stay on the red carpet/
November 1

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At 11:29pm on October 15, 2009, Madison said…
lms, what did royce say her twitter is now deleted lol
At 1:45pm on August 15, 2009, Cougar $pice said…
Your avi is too much. LOL
At 11:36am on May 7, 2009, Stephbaby said…
LMAO...Lovin ur new avi!!
At 7:51pm on May 6, 2009, Cougar $pice said…
LMAO @ the new avi? Trying to tell someone something? hahaha
At 2:17pm on April 25, 2009, Tee said…
why i just seen what u posted on my page... dont be doing my man like that...haha
At 1:36am on April 22, 2009, Damnstraight said…
Girl get that paper! Everything is good. Just been busy with school. Can't wait until the semester is over so I can take my vacation.lol
At 12:56am on April 21, 2009, Damnstraight said…
Hey girl, how are ya? I haven't seen you around that much lately!
At 12:46pm on March 28, 2009, ThaChosen1 said…
Mannnn that Lebron GIF is too funny! Where did you get that from?
At 9:38pm on March 24, 2009, tHeOfFiCialLuRKeR said…
Booyah Muthfuka's! LOL! Hey!
At 7:55pm on March 22, 2009, Damnstraight said…
Hey, just wanted to stop through and speak!

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Relationship Status:
In a Relationship
Baller or Groupie?
Baller
About Me:
Ask me!
Website:
http://www.yourmanwantsme.com
Favorite baller?
DWade, R.Bush,CP3, < Those 3 have alot of issues going on! Joe Johnson, Dwight Howard & Will Demps!
Favorite groupie?
Shauni O'Neal (from Jump-off to Wifey!)
Where are you from?
s.florida
Are you interested in meeting "ballers", contests, etc?
YES
How did you hear about Baller Alert? (WHICH BLOG, ADVERTISEMENT, ETC)
sandrarose>talksports>wordofmouth

"A woman carries her clothes, but it is a shoe which carries a woman."-Christian Louboutin

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

Dress sharply and they'll remember the outfit; dress impeccably and they'll remember the woman.
-Coco Chanel


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Thick-o-meter: How To Measure if You are Fat or Thick!

This was posted on BlogXilla and I forgot to post it! Here you go!




My homeboy Mel’s Black Thought came up with the thickness measurement meter and well I think this needs to be passed out to all the women all over the globe. Thats right I said thickness meter: ::A scale that measures the appropriate thickness of a woman.

I will no longer allow the word “thick” to be misContinue

Posted on April 24, 2009 at 3:19pm — 17 Comments

LMS

Girls Who Poke Holes iN Condoms

From Blog xilla via Necole bitchie!






Women are sneaky, and I firmly believe that females would trap a good man the first chance they get. They might not go through evil means to trap him, but some of them do, they’ll be miss sexual intellectual one minute and once he commits her feelings will change. She will start to feel like a girlfriend should no longer have seContinue

Posted on April 4, 2009 at 2:10am — 8 Comments

LMS

25 Ways That A Potential Girlfriend Exes Herself Out the Game



Sorry fellas we are not trying to break the manlaw code by giving away any of our secrets but the truth has to be heard so we are shedding some light for the many women that seem to believe “there are no good men”, but are really just chicks that messed up the chances they had w/g… Continue

Posted on March 20, 2009 at 1:04am — 25 Comments

LMS

Groupie life an open book



This is old, but hey!



It was once simple mathematics. Athlete plus groupie equaled layup. A harmless transaction. Just the game after the game.

Everyone usually walked away happy. The athlete added another notch to the uniform and the groupie got a story to tell, maybe a thank you in the form of a cash bundle, or sweet seats at the game.

Somehow, though, the athlete-groupie relationship… Continue

Posted on March 18, 2009 at 12:21am — 5 Comments

LMS

5 Tips on eating in this Economy!




1. The best step towards reducing your food bill is to stop eating restaurant prepared food. While your grocery bill will be higher, you’re overall monthly food expenditure will be significantly lower. I have tracked monthly food spending and find that in general it is 2-3 times more expensive to eat food that has been prepared by a restaurant. Avoid quick stops at 7-Eleven and… Continue

Posted on March 1, 2009 at 7:33pm —

 
 

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