honey blond/yellow weave... Honey colored contacts...bedazzled "gucci" bag with the G's backwards...acrylic toenails...BIG cursive tats on your shoulder/chest/neck
Aww twinnie!! You know I wubs you too! And yes, we do have a lot of catching up to do - a lot has happened & you still haven't heard about the trip yet!! We definitely need some chillax time together..maybe this weekend?
L O FREAKIN L! Wow, I wonder if that would happen at mine. A line of men going up to give their condolences to my cousins, mother, and whomever else survives me. I can see my husband wondering who the men are breaking down like babies at my casket...
1) She's let herself go (see her in person, she's got a size 2 waist with size 8 everything else and did I mention she's 48 and has popped out 4 kids)
2) She's not as smart as you, those degrees don't mean anything (she's got a Ph.D. and is very ...