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PHRASES YOU MAY COME ACROSS IN THE BOUDOIR...

*Due to the absence of emoticons (smileys) on balleraler.com I use some unique words/phrases to express myself since you can't hear me taking!!*

THEY INCLUDE:

Plainfoolery: This is in reference to plain (simple) minded people doing dumb things that they think is okay, but you and I know is not!

Snapfoolishness: This is in reference to someone doing something stupid without even thinking about the consequences of their foolish actions:
example of usage: Buck trying to say that the 'phone call' was a year ago, pure and unadulterated snapfoolishness!

OH SNAPZ!: Something that took me by surprise and is shocking!!

SCANDALISHIOUS!: A more extreme version of OHSNAPZ!

YAYWOO!: Used to express happiness and affirmation of something

YAYWOOHOO!: Used to express EXTREME happiness and affirmation of something!

Dibbi Dibbi: Jamacian expression used to describe silliness or in my translation bimbo behaviour from chicks!

THE DIVA THROWDOWN: Self explanatory.I have been winner of the 'throwdown' for 5 years straight so I am stepping down this year to give somebody else a chance and concentrate on other fabulous projects!

HOT CHICKS UNION (HCU): a close cousin of the CGU (Curvy girls unite on theybf!). I am reiging president of the HCU. I will be posting up rules and joining instructions to the HCU in due course. Current membership stands at 15,000 members worldwide.
FYI: Beyonce, Janet, Stacey, Tyra, Serena et al are all have honorary lifetime membership to the HCU.

HOT CHICK CLICK (HCC): Your own personal group of hot chick friends!

EDIYOT!: This is another Jamacian phrase that is actually IDIOT in english. Irish translation is 'EEJIT'. Used to describe someting/someone really stupid.

SOMETIMES....DEM A EDIYOT!: The above in an event or current affairs.

FASHOUT!: Fashion version of 'DUMBOUT'! See Tony Yayo's signature dance in 'IN THE CLUB' vid.

Dis na mek it!: used to express extreme disapproval of something. Should be said correctly in broad Jamaican accent to work!

RANDOM ACTS OF FOOLISHNESS: Self explantory

RANDOM ACTS OF FABULOUSNESS: Again, self explantory opposite of the above

STOP THE MADNESS: Self explantory

STOP THIS FOOLISHNESS: Self explantory

RANDOM RANTS OF FRUSTRATION: Self explantory

BIATCH: Self explantory

HIATCH: Male version of the above

WEAVIG: A weave that's so good people think it's a wig or a wig that's so good people think it's a weave!

LACEOVER: When the glue/tape of your lacefront wig is visible, sweated out and needs re-doing! TYRA BANKS AND BEYONCE are repeat offenders of this!!! The HCU won't stand for this mess for much longer! you have both been warned!

FIGBOO: A relationship/ boyfriend/ girlfriend that is a figment of your imagination. You are making wedding plans when actually he/she just sees you as a very clingy friend!!

FRENEMY: Fake friends that hate/bitch about you behind your back but are friendly to your face because they don't wanna be left out of your hot chick click or miss any hot happenings!!

DYCKMATIZED: Hypnotized beyond reason by the dyck!

AZZMATIZED: Male version of the above! You just can't get your eyes off her azz!!

HAIRDAZZLE: A hot hairdo that everyone can't stop looking at! A variation of this is WEAVEDAZZLE.

HAIRDOODOO: A really unflattering hairdo that everyone can't stop looking at! Fantasia Barrino is a current offender with that black/ blond shaven head mess!

CHILLAXIN: Chilling and relaxing all rolled into one!

MANGRAB: A guy so hot that you have to have him!

MANHAVE: A guy you don't want so any of your friends that are interested in him CAN HAVE him!

MANIOVER and PEDIOVER: You are in need of or need to re-do your main or pedi. Basically you look a mess and need to fix up!

SECTIONHO: Chicks that act so crazy that they need to be sectioned! A danger to you and themselves!!

WEBARRIAGE: When you are married to a particular website. You spend all your free time there and neglect your real life marriage/relationship!

WEBIVORCE: The opposite of the above, usually because you've found another hot website to hop on to! Example of usage 'I am newly webivorced from Myspace and Facebook is my new webarriage'

K.I.M: Keep it movin..just don't comment and move on!

N.T.S: Nothing to see

F.Y.I: For your information (you should know this!)

B.T.W: By the way

OH HELL TO THA NAW!: Expression of extreme distaste

THA RANDOMNESS: Just random stuff that you totally need to know!

HE-TOX: 60 day detox period from your ex boyfriend. This means no communication whatsoever, no phone, texts, emails or letters! It's for your own good and will stop you from commiting random acts of desperation that you will regret, like calling him and begging him to take you back after he dumped you!! And he has already moved in with his new girlfriend!! Mama you don't need him!!

HE-TOXIC: A really bad boyf/hubby! All your friends hate him and your mother has stopped taking to you because of him! Dump him now and KIM!

FAD-IET: The latest fad diet! Atkins, Low GI and Slim-fast have been in this category!

YEYE PLAN: Implementation of Kanye's workout plan

SHOCK-OUT: When a workout is so intense that your body goes into shock (or you are really unfit and started a new workout program)! You are unable to get out of bed for 3 days after a Shockout and you call in sick to work!

SNAPOUTFIT: People can't stop staring at your outfit cos it's so hot! You tell them to snap out of it just before they walk into a telephone pole!

SAUSAGE: Male private parts

TWINKIE: Female private parts

WEBCRACK: A website you are on all day at work/college and minimize in the back ground when your boss/lecturer walks past!

T.O.N.Y as in THE TALK OF NEW YORK!: The hottest new item/ thing to have or do! Example of usage: 'Omg girl...you betta get on to balleralert.com cos it is like soooo TONY right now! Like errbody is on there!' etc.

RE-SHYTTERY TV: Crappy and scripted reality TV!

SHABOOBOO: A hot ,round and sexy azz

S'NAH BOO BOO: Opposite of the above

SHA BOO GIE: Someone who will only shop in designer stores (bankrolled by hubby/sugardaddie etc) and refuses to go in to H&M with you!

SHA....: Stop this 'SHA' nonsense!!

STARHEAD or STARHO: Person addicted to Starbucks and visits at least twice a day!

YUKNO!: To express utter disgust and disagreement!

MEBLOG: Your own personal web blog!!! Mine being 'the pink perspective!'

MAKEOVER TAKEOVER: When you life changes for the better when you get a makeover and actually keep it up!! Examples of this are: New hairdo that suits u, Losing 50 pounds, your acne clearing up!

ANYHOO: Anyway and however rolled in to one. Usually used to move on to a new topic.

MOVING ON SWIFTLY: Self explantory and is used to avoid drama!

WRONG-O!: To express wrong doing. Example of usage: 'dude...wrong-o'

DUMB-O!: No not Dumbo the elephant, this means doing something really dumb. Example of usage: 'Kelly, you're still trying to lose that same 25 pounds that you put on over Christmas last year so eating that whole cake was really dumb-o. Should have just stuck to one slice!' etc.

FASHAZINE: Your favourite fashion magazine! Includes Vogue, Elle and Instyle!

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