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How to Lick that P**** Real Good, No! Really Gooood

This one will be for the fellas and Ladies too.Step 1: TEASE HER BEFORE YOU TOUCH HER P****, this means kissing her neck, pulling her hair at the roots while you kiss her, moving your way down her body with kisses, breathing on her stomach while you kiss her, then you get in the vicinity of the p****. Instead of attacking it with your tongue like a horny 15 year old, start by kissing the inside of her legs, BREATH on her p**** but don't kiss it yet, keep kissing around it and soon she should…See More

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lady lynxx- ladylynxx.ning.com replied to lady lynxx- ladylynxx.ning.com's discussion GROUPIES SELF HELP POST: Learn the fine art of Fellatio from a Sista

"Are you getting that d***! Do you like to swallow that cream! Then tell Ladylynxx about your erotic experience"

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"I probably would...marriage means thru thick and thin."

Jun 24, 2012

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Relationship Status:: Single

What are you?: Baller

About Me:: Y'all already know da Lynxx!

My first novel is out now! I AM SOO HAPPY ABOUT IT....PLEASE SUPPORT ME AND PICK UP A COPY :)

Check it out here, you can preview about three chapters on this page:

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PHRASES YOU MAY COME ACROSS IN THE BOUDOIR...

*Due to the absence of emoticons (smileys) on balleraler.com I use some unique words/phrases to express myself since you can't hear me taking!!*

THEY INCLUDE:

Plainfoolery: This is in reference to plain (simple) minded people doing dumb things that they think is okay, but you and I know is not!

Snapfoolishness: This is in reference to someone doing something stupid without even thinking about the consequences of their foolish actions:
example of usage: Buck trying to say that the 'phone call' was a year ago, pure and unadulterated snapfoolishness!

OH SNAPZ!: Something that took me by surprise and is shocking!!

SCANDALISHIOUS!: A more extreme version of OHSNAPZ!

YAYWOO!: Used to express happiness and affirmation of something

YAYWOOHOO!: Used to express EXTREME happiness and affirmation of something!

Dibbi Dibbi: Jamacian expression used to describe silliness or in my translation bimbo behaviour from chicks!

THE DIVA THROWDOWN: Self explanatory.I have been winner of the 'throwdown' for 5 years straight so I am stepping down this year to give somebody else a chance and concentrate on other fabulous projects!

HOT CHICKS UNION (HCU): a close cousin of the CGU (Curvy girls unite on theybf!). I am reiging president of the HCU. I will be posting up rules and joining instructions to the HCU in due course. Current membership stands at 15,000 members worldwide.
FYI: Beyonce, Janet, Stacey, Tyra, Serena et al are all have honorary lifetime membership to the HCU.

HOT CHICK CLICK (HCC): Your own personal group of hot chick friends!

EDIYOT!: This is another Jamacian phrase that is actually IDIOT in english. Irish translation is 'EEJIT'. Used to describe someting/someone really stupid.

SOMETIMES....DEM A EDIYOT!: The above in an event or current affairs.

FASHOUT!: Fashion version of 'DUMBOUT'! See Tony Yayo's signature dance in 'IN THE CLUB' vid.

Dis na mek it!: used to express extreme disapproval of something. Should be said correctly in broad Jamaican accent to work!

RANDOM ACTS OF FOOLISHNESS: Self explantory

RANDOM ACTS OF FABULOUSNESS: Again, self explantory opposite of the above

STOP THE MADNESS: Self explantory

STOP THIS FOOLISHNESS: Self explantory

RANDOM RANTS OF FRUSTRATION: Self explantory

BIATCH: Self explantory

HIATCH: Male version of the above

WEAVIG: A weave that's so good people think it's a wig or a wig that's so good people think it's a weave!

LACEOVER: When the glue/tape of your lacefront wig is visible, sweated out and needs re-doing! TYRA BANKS AND BEYONCE are repeat offenders of this!!! The HCU won't stand for this mess for much longer! you have both been warned!

FIGBOO: A relationship/ boyfriend/ girlfriend that is a figment of your imagination. You are making wedding plans when actually he/she just sees you as a very clingy friend!!

FRENEMY: Fake friends that hate/b**** about you behind your back but are friendly to your face because they don't wanna be left out of your hot chick click or miss any hot happenings!!

DYCKMATIZED: Hypnotized beyond reason by the dyck!

AZZMATIZED: Male version of the above! You just can't get your eyes off her azz!!

HAIRDAZZLE: A hot hairdo that everyone can't stop looking at! A variation of this is WEAVEDAZZLE.

HAIRDOODOO: A really unflattering hairdo that everyone can't stop looking at! Fantasia Barrino is a current offender with that black/ blond shaven head mess!

CHILLAXIN: Chilling and relaxing all rolled into one!

MANGRAB: A guy so hot that you have to have him!

MANHAVE: A guy you don't want so any of your friends that are interested in him CAN HAVE him!

MANIOVER and PEDIOVER: You are in need of or need to re-do your main or pedi. Basically you look a mess and need to fix up!

SECTIONHO: Chicks that act so crazy that they need to be sectioned! A danger to you and themselves!!

WEBARRIAGE: When you are married to a particular website. You spend all your free time there and neglect your real life marriage/relationship!

WEBIVORCE: The opposite of the above, usually because you've found another hot website to hop on to! Example of usage 'I am newly webivorced from Myspace and Facebook is my new webarriage'

K.I.M: Keep it movin..just don't comment and move on!

N.T.S: Nothing to see

F.Y.I: For your information (you should know this!)

B.T.W: By the way

OH HELL TO THA NAW!: Expression of extreme distaste

THA RANDOMNESS: Just random stuff that you totally need to know!

HE-TOX: 60 day detox period from your ex boyfriend. This means no communication whatsoever, no phone, texts, emails or letters! It's for your own good and will stop you from commiting random acts of desperation that you will regret, like calling him and begging him to take you back after he dumped you!! And he has already moved in with his new girlfriend!! Mama you don't need him!!

HE-TOXIC: A really bad boyf/hubby! All your friends hate him and your mother has stopped taking to you because of him! Dump him now and KIM!

FAD-IET: The latest fad diet! Atkins, Low GI and Slim-fast have been in this category!

YEYE PLAN: Implementation of Kanye's workout plan

SHOCK-OUT: When a workout is so intense that your body goes into shock (or you are really unfit and started a new workout program)! You are unable to get out of bed for 3 days after a Shockout and you call in sick to work!

SNAPOUTFIT: People can't stop staring at your outfit cos it's so hot! You tell them to snap out of it just before they walk into a telephone pole!

SAUSAGE: Male private parts

TWINKIE: Female private parts

WEBCRACK: A website you are on all day at work/college and minimize in the back ground when your boss/lecturer walks past!

T.O.N.Y as in THE TALK OF NEW YORK!: The hottest new item/ thing to have or do! Example of usage: 'Omg girl...you betta get on to balleralert.com cos it is like soooo TONY right now! Like errbody is on there!' etc.

RE-SHYTTERY TV: Crappy and scripted reality TV!

SHABOOBOO: A hot ,round and sexy azz

S'NAH BOO BOO: Opposite of the above

SHA BOO GIE: Someone who will only shop in designer stores (bankrolled by hubby/sugardaddie etc) and refuses to go in to H&M with you!

SHA....: Stop this 'SHA' nonsense!!

STARHEAD or STARHO: Person addicted to Starbucks and visits at least twice a day!

YUKNO!: To express utter disgust and disagreement!

MEBLOG: Your own personal web blog!!! Mine being 'the pink perspective!'

MAKEOVER TAKEOVER: When you life changes for the better when you get a makeover and actually keep it up!! Examples of this are: New hairdo that suits u, Losing 50 pounds, your acne clearing up!

ANYHOO: Anyway and however rolled in to one. Usually used to move on to a new topic.

MOVING ON SWIFTLY: Self explantory and is used to avoid drama!

WRONG-O!: To express wrong doing. Example of usage: 'dude...wrong-o'

DUMB-O!: No not Dumbo the elephant, this means doing something really dumb. Example of usage: 'Kelly, you're still trying to lose that same 25 pounds that you put on over Christmas last year so eating that whole cake was really dumb-o. Should have just stuck to one slice!' etc.

FASHAZINE: Your favourite fashion magazine! Includes Vogue, Elle and Instyle!

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GROUPIE SELF-HELP BLOG #5: You must learn the different levels of d*ck...

Posted on November 30, 2011 at 7:31pm 31 Comments 4 Likes

They have all been hit, by Cap n' d*ck...read on...

Ladies today's self-help blog discusses our old friend d*ck and its varying levels. Please print this page out and spread it around to help your fellow sisters (and needless to say young daughters from mid to late teens; yes they’re getting sex younger these days!)

As some of the more experienced amongst you may know, there are different level of d*ck;…

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GARDEN OF EDEN - Part 5

Posted on June 26, 2010 at 9:32am 8 Comments 0 Likes

I've been awol for a long time, but I'm back with part 5 today - not finished yet, but I thought I'd post what I've done so far. - Lady Lynxx

“So you’re sure that she said that?” Darryl asked.…

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Lady Lynxx is back with a new series! GARDEN OF EDEN - Part 4 - Completed!

Posted on May 11, 2010 at 8:25pm 10 Comments 0 Likes

I finally finishe d this part after weeks of writrers block! Thanks for waiting for it everyone and enjoy - Lady Lynxx

“So what do you think?” Evette asked her husband. “Do you think we should go for it? It seems like the best thing for…

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Lady Lynxx is back with a new series! GARDEN OF EDEN - Part 3

Posted on March 5, 2010 at 3:05pm 16 Comments 0 Likes

Hey readers! Sorry that this took me a minute to get together - have just been busy as usual with other stuff. Will try not to be late with posting part 4 next week. Enjoy! - Lady Lynxx

Dorothy found it a strange irony that she had not once set foot in…

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Lady Lynxx is back with a new series! GARDEN OF EDEN - Part 2

Posted on February 20, 2010 at 10:00am 12 Comments 0 Likes

Dorothy picked her daughter out of her crib the next morning to feed her just before dropping her off with Evette. She held Eden up to the window to inspect her face; it was her daily ritual to check that her child wasn’t looking…

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Lady Lynxx is back with a new series! GARDEN OF EDEN - Part 1

Posted on February 13, 2010 at 10:30am 26 Comments 0 Likes

** Sorry but I can't seem to put spaces in the paragraphs with this new format! arrgh! *** - Lady Lynxx

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IT's FINALLY READY!: My Daddy's Money - The Story of a Gold-digger is out now!

Posted on December 8, 2009 at 9:00pm 10 Comments 0 Likes

The novel that I have been working on for the best part of two years is finally completed and ready for purchase! You can find it on the link below:

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/my-daddys-money---the-story-of-a-gold-digger/6047931

and it will it amazon.com in about 6-8 weeks. I am really excited about this… Continue

The Fabulous life of K.Wilson part - 30 - The Ending (Series Finale)

Posted on December 1, 2009 at 8:30pm 24 Comments 0 Likes

LL - All done now....

She looked at Jim while he was asleep in bed next to her. He was deep in a dream, snoring away and resting. She thought he looked so peaceful, so rested. She knew that she could never give him that life. Almira knew that she could never give any man peace of mind. She knew that and felt that it was time that she accept her life for what it was. Life goes on, she told herself. Life goes on. Jack had… Continue

The Fabulous life of K.Wilson part -29 - The Union

Posted on October 30, 2009 at 11:37pm 12 Comments 0 Likes

LL - sorry for no epi last week! Next week's one will be the end and finale episode!

“I now pronounce you, husband and wife. You may kiss your beautiful bride.”

As soon as Ishmael heard those words, relief filled him and he pulled Farrah’s face to his in earnest. He let the loud applause of the crowd behind them blur so that al he could hear was the loud beating of his heart as he claimed what now officially… Continue

HOT OFF THE PRESSES!: My Daddy's Money - The Story of a Gold-digger novel is coming soon!

Posted on October 30, 2009 at 11:00am 19 Comments 0 Likes

Hey everybody!

I have been busy of late...for those who have been following my writing career, I thought I would update you guys and show you the cover for my new novel and a preview of Chapter 3.

This is the cover and also the back of the book....

Check out Chapter 3 here:…

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At 12:28am on December 30, 2011, Moving In Silence said…: Ms Amaya is truelly a woman after my own heart. I love it!

At 3:33pm on December 11, 2011, Brii said…: You're welcome... Aww well let me know if you need any help lol

At 8:09pm on December 9, 2011, Brii said…: I just finished My Daddy's Money and Ms Amaya has me thinking I need to readjust my game lol... I loved it

At 7:25pm on November 30, 2011, OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE said…: Where you ass been? bee a while missy!!

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At 9:47am on March 4, 2011, miss_p said…: hey ladyl. just wanted to let you know i got my copy of My Daddy's Money yesterday, and as soon as i finish reading it, i'll post a review on amazon.