"Vanessa don't need no warnings, hell Kobe going do what he do. She didn't sign no prenup so unlike Tiger's silly-ass wife there is no redo to do, Vanessa walks with HALF of all of Kobe's assets plus her two daughters. Naw, Kobe…"
"Hoes Hoes Hoes - I personally do not care for Vanessa but if Kobe wants to continue to stick his stuff inside dirty hoes and wore out shanks then so be it. Kim is so used up at least Vanessa is nothing like that attention hungry, star chasing, media…"
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