I have a cat & I was buying a large bag of Iams at Target and standing in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a cat.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Iams Diet again although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV’s in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect… Continue
Added by hellokittyslut on March 26, 2009 at 5:17pm —
Miami Miami Miami. Right now Miami is on fire with the Winter Music Conference, Miami Rocks Fashion Week and a Tennis Tournament. The party started last night but it must go on. Friday come party at the Fifth - a weekly party given by the 400club. Special guest is Boris and hosted by Kenny Burns. Saturday the party continues at Dream hosted by Kenny Burns.
If you missed J Little's celebration check out the video recap… Continue
Added by Baller Alert on March 26, 2009 at 2:33pm —
Jail Letter - Oobie
Been with you through thick and then; We been lovers and friends.
When you needed me I was there, and when I needed you, you came to my rescue.
I knew what you did for a… Continue
Added by Dominique P. Smith on March 26, 2009 at 9:30am —
*This series was written by LadyBass of balleralert.com and told to me in parts...it was so good that I asked her if I could share it with you guys! Read and enjoy!*
A knock on the door is what woke Katrina up from her sleep. She slowly walked to the door and looked through the peek h***. When she saw it was Damien she immediately opened the door for him.
“Hey babe,” she said when she saw him.
“Hi. Uhhh did… Continue
Added by lady lynxx- ladylynxx.ning.com on March 26, 2009 at 7:30am —
Ladies, you've read the interview. Now as an added treat, we bring you Mr. Bobby V LIVE. Yes, I said it LIVE March 25th @ 9pm on the Baller Alert Interactive page.
Get Up Close & Personal. Got Questions, well, he has answers!…
Added by Mello826BA aka BAGroupie on March 25, 2009 at 6:21pm —
Ladies I am planning my weekend brunch menu and decided to share this recipe. If you or your baller are into chocolate this is a delicious recipe. I plan on serving with Chicken Apple Sausage. Bon Appetite!
7 ounces all-purpose flour, approximately 1 1/2 cups
1 3/4 ounces sugar, approximately 3 tablespoons
1.5 ounces cocoa powder, approximately 1/2 cup
1 teaspoon… Continue
Added by Siren on March 25, 2009 at 10:00am —
I found this on thisis50.com last night and I had to post it...Marc Ecko shopazine, Complex, created quite a stir when they released their April/May issue that featured a CGI rendering of Kanye West on the cover, transforming the rapper from a black man into a silver-skinned cyborg. But he wasn’t the only one getting the technological treatment, it looks like their retouchers did a bunch of work on cover girl Kim Kardashian too. We spotted… Continue
Added by lady lynxx- ladylynxx.ning.com on March 25, 2009 at 7:26am —
No human is exempt from the realities of life- heartbreak, failure, success..."-Keri Hilson
Many know Keri Hilson for the exceptional songwriter she is, however, what about Keri, the artist? She's definitely more than a pretty face & like most, she has a story to tell. Releasing In a Perfect World
a labyrinth of tracks, she speaks on love, female independence & catering to your significant… Continue
Added by Mello826BA aka BAGroupie on March 25, 2009 at 12:10am —
Chris Bosh, the face of Toronto's struggling NBA franchise, is being cast in U.S. court documents as a deadbeat father who broke up with his girlfriend when she was seven months pregnant, leaving her destitute and without medical care even as she fell ill.
The court documents, filed in Maryland on behalf of Bosh's former live-in girlfriend, Allison Mathis, who is seeking child support and sole custody, allege that in early 2008 Mathis… Continue
Added by SEASONED $PICE PINE NEEDLE on March 24, 2009 at 7:14pm —
Intimacy is a componant essential to a healthy relationship yet many people are lacking intimacy in their relationships while having plenty of sex. Many people associate intimacy with only sex, but it is much more than that. It includes all the different dimensions of our lives -- yes, the physical, but also the social, emotional, mental and spiritual aspects as well. Intimacy really means total life sharing. And haven't we all had the desire at… Continue
Added by Siren on March 24, 2009 at 3:52pm —
Beach/pool season is here. Are you ready? Do you have your swimsuit that will turn heads while laying out? Below I will post swimsuits for every body type. One thing I hate to see is people wearing bikini's with breasts falling out or bottoms that are too small. Know your body type and shop accordingly.
Slim/Model Type - You can just about wear anything.…
Added by Baller Alert on March 24, 2009 at 10:27am —
Ladies I am always trying something new in the kitchen. If I go out to eat somewhere and I try something and Love it I try an figure out a way to duplicate the recipe in my kitchen. A few years ago I fell in love with Cuban food and one of my favorite Cuban dishes is "Churrasco Cubano" (Marinated Grilled Skirt Steak) which is served with a Chimichurri sauce to dip the meat in. This dish gets rave reviews and is fairly simple to make. You can… Continue
Added by Siren on March 24, 2009 at 10:05am —
That he’s not married to.
She’s a woman who has been in your baller's life from the come up, through the breakups, through the dramas, through the celebrations, through other women, through it all. She’s like an oak tree. Never moves. Sways every now and then, but at that same spot is where you’ll find her shining under the sun.
Not talking about the woman who just deals just because she has nowhere to go. This kind of woman is the… Continue
Added by MRSBIG on March 24, 2009 at 10:00am —
Nothing gets you going in the morning like a little morning wood. Morning Wood is a series on Baller Alert that profiles men who are sexy, buff, fine, gorgeous, cute, or all of the above. We treat wood as a piece of meat - nothing more or nothing less. Wood helps you start your day off with a smile.
Next up: Vernon Davis
Vernon Davis (born Jan 31, 1984 in Washington DC) is an NFL tight end for the San Francisco 49ers. He… Continue
Added by Baller Alert on March 24, 2009 at 9:24am —
Order in the Court, Order in the court! You are playing Baller Alert's own Certified Bad Itchbay. What might you ask would consider one a bad itchbay? Simple, these women are at the top of their game in their prospective field. They hold their own in fashion, beauty, and talent. In some cases they MAKE their men look better. You decide. Bad itchbay or not?
Next Up: Mya
Mya Marie Harrison aka Mya (born Octomber 10, 1979) is… Continue
Added by Baller Alert on March 24, 2009 at 8:56am —
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, as we've been told. In today's recession, many have taken the road less traveled when it comes to their skin care. Simply put, beauty products are just too expensive. It came a point in time where we didn't have to budget in our facial scrubs, etc, but now we do.
That is until Chanin Richel came along.
Chanin Richel is a lifestyle brand for women including apparel &… Continue
Added by Mello826BA aka BAGroupie on March 23, 2009 at 2:00pm —
I guess all good girls have to shed that "I'm too perfect" image one day. Ciara seems to letting all her goodies out the bag(no pun intended) on Love, Sex, Magic.
Justin Timberlake seems to be getting all the ladies video wise. I'm glad she's finally embracing her sexy & emerging into the artist I knew she could be. The video is very sexual to say in the least. Outside of being the artist she is, perhaps she could give us women a… Continue
Added by Mello826BA aka BAGroupie on March 23, 2009 at 1:33pm —
Baller Alert is giving away six tickets to each show at Rock Fashion week in Miami. The first three people who post a discussion (with pictures) about one of the designers in the show win a pair of tickets to each show. The shows are hosted by Kenny Burns who In 2004, while still working at Roc-A-Fella Records, Kenny along with friends Derek Dudley and Ryan Glover teamed to launch Ryan Kenny, an upscale men’s fashion line. In just over a year the… Continue
Added by Baller Alert on March 23, 2009 at 12:15pm —
By Guest Blogger, The Hooker Chronicles For Alphanista.com
Liquid Silk Lubricant…$19.99
Having him addicted to you….*PRICELESS*
You must be careful in your ultimate quest in becoming the quintessential “Alpha women” to not forget about romance and sensuality. With the whole feminist movement of the 60’s and… Continue
Added by MRSBIG on March 23, 2009 at 9:30am —
With technology growing in numbers these days its hard to keep up with the sign of the times. You've witnessed B. Scott at his highs & lows. Many of you have laughed til you were in tears at his vibrant, yet bubbly personality. He definitely is a busy individual, but not too busy to talk with yours truly of BallerAlert.Com. There's more to B. Scott than meets the eye. Everything about him is beautiful, from his spirit to his flawless… Continue
Added by Mello826BA aka BAGroupie on March 22, 2009 at 8:30pm —